Cunts in cars who pull up at red lights then slowly edge forward to the car in front – Something that really gets on my tits.

Why don’t the stupid twats just pull up a foot behind the car in front, put the handbrake on and fucking stay there?

Why pull up four feet away, then waste fucking petrol edging up slowly towards the car in front?

Fucking about with clutch control when they could just be sat there with the handbrake on.

In the scheme of things, something trivial, but why do the trivial avoidable things in life annoy me the most?? Answers on a small, edging forward slowly postcard please.

Nominated by: Bob Frapples

My niece left a copy of “Harper´s Bazaar” magazine around and I spent a couple of hours reading it in an orgy of masochism. It had Victoria Beckham on the cover plus about 30 pictures of her inside.

I could not resist sharing this touching insight into the Beckham´s love nest so ISACers can have an idea of domestic bliss and enduring passion.

Victoria´s idea of a treat is: “..dinner with my husband, in London, with a really nice bottle of wine, just the two of us. Date night, I suppose! I always laugh about ‘date night’ because we´ve been together for 23 years but we really enjoy each other´s company. David loves wine; I don´t know an enormous amount about it but I´m educating myself. I was never into nice wine and art before but I´m enjoying learning.”

Pity the poor fly on the wall eavesdropping on the Beckham´s discussions on wine and art. After Ron Knee has finished his Meghan and Harry epic, I hope he will turn his talents to chronicling the goings-on of Vicky and Dave.

Nominated by: Mr Polly 

Netflix definitely deserves a nomination. I have to admit, I quite like Netflix. It has a lot of great shows, the first seasons of Altered Carbon and Umbrella Academy were awesome. The second seasons, not so much because they bent the knee to the cult of woke. As did their version of Lost in Space, and their female version of Dr Smith was just fucking annoying. They also have a lot of shite too, and it is one, upcoming pile of shite that has earned them this nomination. It’s a movie called “Cuties”.

Directed by a black woman (that in itself is not a problem for me) called Maïmouna Doucouré, the movie is about an 11 year old Senegalese girl living with her family in France, who dreams about joining a twerking dance troupe of other 11 year old girls (there’s a trailer on YouTube if anyone wants to take a look. Haven’t seen it myself).The original description contained bullshit about her “finding her femininity” and there was another bit that had the term “sexual awakening” (for an 11 year old girl). When I last checked, it was rated for adults, which makes me wonder who the movie is aimed at? What kind of adult would possibly be interested in a movie which features 11 year old girls, children, dressed in very revealing clothing, while twerking? I think we all know the answer to that one.

Naturally, the far left can’t see anything wrong with this, but then again, a lot of their see nothing wrong with paedophilia. Apparently, this movie actually won an award at the Sundance film festival, prior to its general release back in April. Happily, it’s become apparent that I’m not alone in my disgust at this ‘movie’. Netflix have received huge backlash over this bullshit. Though, it’s not enough for them to pull it from their streaming service, and their response to it has been pathetic. I can’t see it doing very well, but that’s not the point. Netflix should NOT be showing shite like this. I’m no prude, but a movie about very young girls, that carries a mature rating, could only be aimed at the kind of people who see nothing wrong with paedophilia.

So, Netflix. You are CUNTS. Paedo supporting CUNTS!

Incidentally, I’ve now cancelled my subscription to Netflix.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

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Yes, I know there are far weightier matters that should, and are, occupying this noble band of cunters. However I would crave indulgence to consider what many would view as an irrelevance but boils my piss every time I see it.

It is this, at one time in the not so distance past one would see a Heavy Goods Vehicle nicely got up in the livery of its owner or operator and proudly displaying the name of said outfit. Something along the lines of “J & J Blogs Transport Ltd”.

That says it all really, but no! That has somehow evolved into “J & J Blogs Logistics Ltd” or “J & J Blogs Supply Chain Solutions Ltd”

Saw a bugger on the M6 that claimed to be “Delivering Sustainable Supply Chain Solutions”.

I spent the last decade of my working life in industry implementing ISO quality standards and continuous improvement I quickly learned you don’t improve things by calling it a fancy name!

So no, you are not “Delivering Sustainable Supply Chain Solutions”. You are carting stuff around on the back of a lorry.

Cunts!

Nominated by: Creedence Clearwater Cunt 

Hollyweird and it’s obsession with ‘rebooting’ movies, sometimes only a couple of years after the original came out, like Marvel did with Spiderman. I’m sick of them. They’re unoriginal, uninspired and lacking in any kind of entertainment value. That last one is because the “entertainment” industry is so woke that it’s incapable of creating ANYTHING without smacking us in the face with a sledgehammer of woke politics. You only have to look at Ghostbusters 2016 and the recent Charlies Angels and Terminator Dark Fate (which was intended to reboot the franchise with a female lead instead of John Connor, who they murdered early in the movie) to see what I mean. They were movies that nobody asked for, and nobody wanted. And when they inevitably failed, we got the usual chants of RAAACCCCIIISSSMMM and SSSSEEEEXXXXIIIISSSSMMMM. When in fact, it was because they were shite! They were badly written, badly produced, badly edited, badly acted and filled to the brim with woke agenda, at the expense of story and character development. Sometimes though, reboots can be good. Ronald D Moore’s Battlestar Galactica reboot was a good show. And it was written before wokeness infected Hollywood.

Now I hear that they’re doing a ‘reboot’ of Planes, Trains and Automobiles, which in my opinion, is one of the funniest, and saddest, movies ever made. John Candy and Steve Martin were brilliant in the movie. Now Will Smith and Kevin Hart are doing it. I have nothing against either of them, but they just aren’t right for the role. And I can’t help thinking that they were cast because of recent events.

The fact is, Hollywood are obsessed with doing reboots, because they have become lazy, and there is nobody in Hollywood who can create good, interesting, original content without loading it with far left politics. So fuck you Hollywood. Cunts. And fuck your cuntish reboots.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw