An illiterate cuntin’ please for people who fail to pronounce the ‘g’ at the end of words.

I hear these people all the time on the fuckin’ wireless and on the fools’ lantern, usually when they are word vomitin’ and preachin’ to us. The principal offenders (in this order) are: Suckin’dick Khunt, Pretty Fuckin’ Useless Patel and the latest offender….Florence Eshalomi, MP for Vauxhall.

For fuck’s sake, pronounce your words properly and if a word ends in a ‘g’, let’s hear the ‘g’. If you don’t sound the ‘g’ properly, you are immediately written off as a cunt by most people and your message is lost, totally.

Cunters, listen out for them (and others); your piss will be boilin’, I am promisin’ you!

Nominated by: L. E. Phant

The board of the Nobel Prize.

I actually thought April fools day had come early when I first read it. But no, unless this is some kind of troll, it’s true. Vladimir Putin, that nasty, corrupt, Dobby the elf looking motherfucker, with a fetish for poisoning his enemies and then not having the guts to admit it, has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. What the actual fuck?

This wretched piece of shit, who has to rely on photos of him topless on horseback to show Russians how macho he is, and has done exactly NOTHING to further the cause of peace, is up for the award.

I shouldn’t be surprised really, considering Barack Obama actually won one, just weeks after coming to office, for doing exactly fuck all.

And let’s not forget, that annoying little Swedish gobshite, Greta Thumbnail received a nomination for publicly spouting off on a subject she knows less about than I know about the back end of Mercury.

Trump has also been nominated, but he has actually done something recently to help bring peace to the middle east. He won’t get it though, because the woke cunts who make the decisions hate him more than they hate the Flu Manchu.

Alfred Nobel would be spinning in his grave if he knew just much of a parody of itself the prize named after him has become.

What a bunch of cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

Order! Order!,

Greetings pop-pickers hows about a there’s-no-fool-like-an-old-fool cunting for the 88 years young Beast of Bolsover, who is encouraging his disciples to get him into the top 40.

A song has been written for and about him, and Jeremy Steptoe-Corbyn amongs others was keen that you should download it before midnight last night (which explains why I put temptation out of your way till this morning):

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1339252/Jeremy-corbyn-news-labour-party-dennis-skinner-song-uk-top-40-music-chart

You will see that this shaming load of wank has a contribution from not only John McDonnell, but also Richard Burgon, two of the biggest wankers in Steptoe’s shadow cabinet. I am just surprised Tom Watson, another self-satisfied failure didn’t join in on his ukulele.

Good is NOT the word.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

(I thought this old relic kicked the bucket years ago! – DA)

In yet another example of her being a complete and utter moron, she recently gave a speech to a room full of misandri….sorry…feminists, telling male bosses that should step aside (including her own boss, Starmer,) that they should step aside to allow a woman to get further up the ladder in their careers.

Call me a sexist, but if the only way a woman can climb the promotion ladder, is for a man to step aside, then she doesn’t DESERVE to be promoted. If can’t get promoted on her own merit, she isn’t capable of doing a more responsible job. And why just stop there Angela? Why not call for white people to step aside, so that non-white employees can climb the ladder? Couldn’t possibly be because that would that YOU as deputy leader of the Labour party, would then have to practice the bullshit you preach, could it?

Comments like this, are not feminist. Women have had equal rights, along with homosexuals and transsexuals for decades. This is pure, unhidden female supremacy. That’s what the likes of Rayner, and gay and trans activists actually want. As I said, they’ve had equal rights, enshrined in law, for decades. But that isn’t enough for them. They want special treatment. They’re simply too gutless to admit it. And for that reason, Rayner is a cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

No need to make a racist or sexist comment, Gary Lineker has already presumed you have and got his reply in first.

Jug eared Gary appears to have jumped the gun by publicly congratulating Alex Scott (mixed race female) on becoming the new host of the BBC’s “Question of Sport”. The BBC have not confirmed this and it is appears Gary’s tweet is the first to break cover on the subject. It is therefore irritating the twat felt it appropriate to write “Smart, knowledgeable and perfectly qualified for the role. Oh… and if you have a problem with Alex getting the job, you might just be part of the problem.”

What a self-righteous cunt.

Nominated by: Cunt Spotter