There’s an old chestnut which asserts that ‘you can’t keep a good man down’. Sadly it appears that you can’t keep a cunt down either. Somebody’s kicked a stone over and allowed those shifty chancers John ‘The Grey Man’ Major and Anthony ‘Phony Tony’ Blair to slither out into the light again.
In a joint ‘Remoaning’ attack on the government, the Gruesome Twosome maintains that the United Kingdom Internal Trading Bill overrides certain ‘key aspects’ of the Brexit Withdrawal Agreement, including the protocol on Northern Ireland. Writing in ‘The Sunday Times’, they claim that ‘it is wrong in principle and dangerous in practice. It goes far beyond the impact on Ireland and negotiations for a trade deal, crucial though they are. It questions the very integrity of our nation’.
Mmm… ‘principle’? ‘Integrity’? A strange choice of words from the adulterous hypocrite ‘Mr Back to Basics’, the man who prorogued Parliament in 1997 to prevent debate on the expenses scandal, and who denied the people a say on the Maastricht Treaty. Good ol’ ‘Honest John’.
A strange choice of words from ‘Mr Dodgy Dossier’, the man who took the nation into what is widely regarded as an illegal war, and who many claim should be answering charges in front of a court in The Hague. Oh and let’s not forget those *nudge nudge* peerages in return for cash to New Labour *nudge say no morwarh*…
A strange choice of words from two weasels who’ve consistently argued against the will of the people with regard to the Brexit referendum, and who campaigned for a ‘People’s Vote’ because the referendum didn’t produce the outcome that they wanted, and indeed expected.
No, what’s irresponsible and dangerous is the persistent meddling and whining by a couple of yesterday’s men; two slippery has-beens who claim to accept that we’ve left the EU but who deep down want it to continue to hold dominion over us, because they sold their souls to Brussels long ago.
Well *cough* ‘gentlemen’, you both had your day, so now you’re left to struggle constantly with coming to terms with your utter irrelevance. I don’t think many of us will look back on your contributions with much in the way fondness or gratitude. To quote from a classic Kern and Fields song, ‘you’re as cold as yesterday’s mashed potatoes’. Just shut up and fuck off already.
Nominated by: Ron Knee




