Charlie “Plumber” Mullins (2)

A “Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be a Poundshop Rod Stewart Tribute Act” cunting please for Charlie Mullins – he of Pimlico Plumbers fame. Although he lives in Marbella and has done for at least a decade.

Looks like a Madam Tussaud’s waxwork – if the person who made it was blind drunk by 1.00pm on a Friday and wanted to piss of home early.

Says people who work from home are “selfish” and don’t care about the economy.

Well you feather cut hairstyle cunt many people didn’t have a choice but to work from home, because its what their employers have made them do.

Yes of course some of the people working from home have taken the piss. Unfortunately at work there’s always some that do as little a possible and take the piss anyway they can. In the words of James Hetfield “sad but true”.

Funny that you didn’t give a fuck about the economy when you fired 30 of your staff and furloughed them all, in spite of having a net worth of £70 million

Bit of research reveals that this nobber’s business fared well in part due to a successful PR campaign, run by a certain Max Clifford.

Shifty, slippery, house of wax faced, luvvvly jubbly, knees up mavver braaaaan caaaant!

Nominated by: Harold Steptoe 

Donald Trump will never be the President of the USA!

Oh yeah? Check out this video of the smug, smart fartholes´ predictions before the last election.

Nancy Pelosi: “Donald Trump will not become President of the United States. I guarantee it”;

George Clooney: “There´s not going to be a President Donald Trump”;

Bernie Saunders: “Donald Trump will NOT become President”;

Tom Hanks: “I think that man will become President when space ships come down from outer space filled with dinosaurs and red capes”;

Elizabeth – “I´m a Native American” (oops sorry I`m not but I wasn´t trying to mislead anyone. I honestly thought I was)” – Warren: “He will never be President of the United States”;

John Snigger Oliver: “Do it. I will personally write you a campaign cheque now. On behalf of this country which does not want to be president but badly wants you to run”.

Best of all was bad loser Harridan Hillary – “This is not the outcome we wanted”.

Yes but it´s what the US wanted. Him, not you, you phony hypocrite married to a pal of Jeffrey Epstein whose idea of mentoring an intern was to jerk off onto her dress.

I particularly loved watching Pelosi´s botoxed miserable face behind Trump when he took the oath of office. Barack and Michelle also in the crowd look a bit bilious too. Melania, with those hooded eyes and repressed snarling lips, who I am sure would go crazy if she ever had the fortune to meet me, looked great.

I want to be the President of the US and have her as my first lady.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G87UXIH8Lzo

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Boris Johnson [9]

Boris Johnson is deserving of a nomination. Today, (Tuesday 22nd September) Johnson has announced yet more restrictions on our freedom, based on advice from the Waldorf and Statler of science, Chris Whitty and Patrick Vallance, which itself has no credible scientific basis. In case you don’t know, the new restrictions are:

•Work from home if you can
•From Thursday pubs, clubs, bars, and restaurants will have close from 10pm each day, with last orders coming in earlier.
•They will also have to abide by table service only.
•Face masks will be compulsory in every entertainment venue for staff and clientele
•Face masks will be compulsory in restaurants and bars when customers are not sat down
•Face masks will also be compulsory in taxis
•Rule of Six to apply to indoor team sports
•Maximum wedding size reduced from 30 to 15 people from Monday
•No extra shielding for people who were shielding, other than in local lockdown areas

New fines will support the measures, including:
•£10,000 fine if a venue breaches regulations
•Potential closure for venues that breach regulations
•£200 fine for breaking the Rule of Six
•£200 fine for not wearing a face mask on the first offence
•Potential involvement of the military to support the police in enforcement

Despite the fact I doubt the Flu Manchu is anywhere near as bad as Waldorf and Statler say it is, I’ve obeyed the mask and social distancing rules. But now I’m done. As far as I’m concerned, Boris can shove his new rules right up his fat arse. Since the day this bullshit started at the end of March, the government has acted incompetently. Since his own brush with it, Boris has acted not in a calm, measured and rational manner, but with outright panic. He has allowed his fear of an illness to influence his decisions, and all it’s doing is causing harm now. We’re already seeing morons starting to panic buy again. Morrisons isn’t doing anything to calm the situation, by becoming the ONLY supermarket so far to put barriers and staff back outside their stores.

And as far as I’m concerned, I’m not playing anymore. Especially since the ignorant fat prick has said they could last as long six months. Well you can shove that up your arse too Boris. I’m sure there will be a large number of brain dead cretins who will obey these rules, purely because they are little more than sheep. But I’m not one of them. When Boris and his government start listening to experts who aren’t lying, panic mongering cunts, and behaving in a more sensible manner, I’ll start listening to them. Until then, they can all suck a donkey’s cock!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Geoffrey Cox (2)

The former Attorney General appears to have forgotten what he said last year and joined the turkeys.

He will be voting against the Internal Market Bill, as it stands, on the grounds that it will do “unconscionable” damage to Britain’s international reputation.

Isn’t that laughable when you see how the EU have acted over the last 4 years?! Or is he just moaning because he was sacked from the Cabinet in February’s reshuffle??!!

Boris Johnson really has made himself look pathetic and he needs to get his arse in gear otherwise we all better get ready for civil war…

Nominated by: Cunt me in

(for clarity https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54142845 – DA)

Q Anonymous

Imagine.

You stroll down the local with a mate, sit down with a pint and discuss how well Boris is doing and what a fine chap that Sir Kreme Kracker is. Normal stuff.

Then your friend turns to you and casually exclaims that Michelle Obama allegedly has a penis. How would you react? Ask if he’s had a bang on the head recently? She has children. “Fakes” he says.

But he goes on: the Clintons allegedly run a paedophile ring which centres around the basement of a city pizza parlour. And that many leading citizens of the world drink the blood of babies. And Trump was the saviour voted in to rid the planet of this scourge.

By this time you might be recommending that your chum visits a good doctor. Yet he is implacable. Where does this inside information come from?

Q Anonymous!

An online movement with millions of members. Not just youngsters but people of all ages. There is almost certainly somebody in your circle who believes this garbage as there is in mine. He assured me it is all true and I have been too brainwashed by mainstream media to accept it. He also thinks Covid is a scam, designed to control the population. (That’s working to plan then!)

Now I understand why many many folk no longer believe what the BBC churns out. Nor do most of us on this site. But Q-A makes David Icke and his lizard creatures look feasible and quite charming.

With so many falling prey to conspiracy theories, are we witnessing a modern form of mass hysteria?

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss 

…and seconded by: General Cuntster (Deceased)

I call this “Cunt…Counter Cunt”:

Imagine sitting down with a friend and he tells you that a mysterious Jewish financier named Jeffery Epstein was part of an international ring of pedophiles.

Imagine he told you that President Bill Clinton allegedly flew multiple times on Epstein’s private jet, the “Lolita express” to his private “Pedo Island.”

Imagine further that your friend said that the Duke of York was a friend of Jeffery Epstein and had visited and indeed stayed at his New York Town House. He then puts forth the notion that there are/were pictures of the Duke with an under aged victim.

And try to imagine further he said, that Epstein counted many powerful and influential friends like Microsoft founder, Bill Gates or prominent attorney Alan Dershowitz or film maker Woody Allen or former Senator George Mitchell or a whole host of other powerful people world wide.

Your friend goes on to have you imagine that when arrested, Epstein cut a deal with the prosecutors that granted immunity to all these people. But then somehow, he managed to get arrested again. And isolated and depressed he kills himself in prison.

Nobody would believe any of that. Right?

But your friend isn’t done:

Imagine that your friend goes on to tell you that British socialite Ghislane Maxwell…daughter of British media mogul Robert Maxwell…(who himself died in mysterious circumstances)…(she) is a friend of Prince Andrew…and was Epstein’s closest associate. And that she was arrested…hiding in plain sight…in a multi million dollar estate in New Hampshire, and is now being held in the same prison Epstein offed himself in.

As your friend goes on, he explains that there is a conspiracy of sexual degenerates who are producing television programs that normalize tran-sexual girls and are producing movies that sexualize little “cuties”.

These movies, he says are to be shown on television and on the world’s largest subscription service in furtherance of their degenerate schemes.

As your friend dives further into the “conspiracy” theory, he details how a bunch of “deep state” operatives conspired to remove the President of the US by fabricating evidence and making up stories of his involvement with foreign interests to rig the US election. And when they couldn’t remove him legally, he opines that they have openly fomented insurrection and revolution in the streets.

He then digresses briefly to explain how these same people tried to thwart the the referendum calling for Britain to leave the EU. And failing to defeat the referendum, they then tried to get the politicians to reverse the actions called for in the vote.

Your friend get back to the point; a few in the government are starting to talk. But the degenerates have allies everywhere. To discredit the the leakers and to hide their schemes, they get a corrupt and complicit media to orchestrate a cover up by starting a disinformation campaign. They (the media) exaggerate the claims made by your friend (and anyone else) and in a classic case of misdirection they put forth their own outrageous claims as the beliefs of these conspiracy nuts. Then they ridiculed any one who believes them or anyone who questions them, thus “having their cake” and “eating it too” (as the saying goes).

You don’t want to be rude but you think to yourself; My friend has lost it! A mysterious Jewish financier with powerful international friends in government, business and entertainment running an international pedophile ring? They and their partisan agents are trying to thwart the will of the people and remove a sitting President who opposes them?

That’s rich! Nobody in their right fucking mind would believe that. LOL!

(Except maybe Aleister Crowley.)

The views expressed in this rebuttal anti-cunting are not necessarily those of the author.

(But then again…)

(As a precaution I’ve had to throw in the odd “allegedly” here and there, even if the actual allegation is true. – DA)