Emergency cunting due for Banksy. Not the first time he’s been cunted it seems!

Being a total failure as a youngster in school at the subject of Art myself, I did have some admiration for Banksy as I thought that a few of his creations were brilliant, albeit his respect for other peoples property was disregarded.

Was appalled when I spotted this tonight:-
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-53949831

Hope his people are returning these poor folk back to the Frogs rather than here, but I guess that wont be the case.

Banksy is a cunt!

Nominated by: knobrot

… and seconded by Jack The Cunter 

Banksy is a cunt.
The lefty’s favourite vandal has bought a former French vessel, in order to pick up illegal immigrants in the Med. No doubt it will soon change its area of operations to the English Channel.
All this has been funded by his artistic ( ! ) vandalism. Something that you or I would be prosecuted for.
Here’s the story.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-53949831

(A quick word of thanks to other cunters nominating this arsehole, but who just missed the Posting deadline – Day Admin)

Members of the Black militia group all dressed in black, and all were armed.

A Thermonuclear cunting is in order for a Black Militia group here in the states who calls itself the “Not Fucking Around Coalition.”

As has been noted many times on the hallowed pages of this most august forum we here in America have a thing called the Second Amendment which guarantees (most*) citizens the right to keep and bear arms.

The good news (although some of you might not think so) is that I…and people like me…have guns. The bad news is “they” and people like “them” also have guns.

Allow me to introduce (and indeed cunt); the “Not Fucking Around Coalition”, an Armed militia group for melanin enhanced cunts who have had enough of “systemic racism”…a fictional notion now accepted as a metaphysical truth here in states.

In the alphabet soup of the self righteous social warrior pantheon…NFAC was so enraged and frustrated by the rash of po’ innocent black folk being shot by whitey and the POE-leese, that they decided to form an elite coalition of hood rats, porch monkeys and jungle bunnies…oops…that was a bit harsh and will probably get me monitored. Sorry. Start again.

This elite coalition of wannabe rap stars, wannabe basketball stars and wannabe community organizers decided to take matters into their own hands and for the good of the oppressed sons and daughters of cotton pickers all across this great land…shoot themselves..?

WTF?

Last month this elite squad showed up in Louisville, Kentucky to protest the shooting and killing of Brionna Taylor. In truth, Ms Taylor was indeed an innocent victim of some seriously shabby police work. In the wee hours of the morning the Louisville Metro Police Department, kicked open her apartment door while serving a “no knock” warrant for someone who DID NOT live there.

Aroused from her sleep by the noise Ms Taylor…a paramedic with the Louisville Fire Department…and her boyfriend thought they were being robbed. The boyfriend grabbed a gun and fired at the black clad, unannounced intruders…who promptly returned fire killing Ms Taylor.

As we say in states…this was a cluster fuck…a deadly cluster fuck.

In the spirit of never letting a tragedy go to waste, BLM sprang into action and organized a series of riots…uh sorry again…peaceful protests. At one of these protests the elite militia group known as the Not Fucking Around Coalition showed up fully armed and ready for action.

And action it was! The dumb cunts turned the scene into chaos when one of the dumber cunts in the group accidentally shot another dumb cunt (or himself, accounts vary). This prompted some even dumber cunts in the group to open fire on some other dumb cunts…also in the group…in the mistaken, but completely rational belief that they were under attack by whitey.

Once again can you say cluster fuck?

After the incident BLM…realizing they were in greater danger from their dark skinned allies than they were from their while skinned oppressors…issued a statement denouncing the NFAC, calling them outside interlopers and saying they didn’t want their help.

In a dazzling display of understatement a NFAC spokesman shrugged of the whole incident by saying “…we had a little accident, it happens.”

Since then, not much has been heard from the elite squad of melanin enhanced social justice warriors. They have presumably retreated from the field of battle to regroup and reform. Presumably as an elite suicide squad.

And so I proudly cunt the elite squad of SJWs…the Not Fucking Around Coalition.

foxnews.com/us/louisville-protests-breonna-taylor-armed-protester-accidentlly-shoots-himself

(*Convicted violent offenders cannot legally possess firearms in most states.)

Nominated by General Cuntster

I read a tabloid headline recently in which a footballer claimed that he had been so depressed that he had thought of killing himself. Only he didn´t. Otherwise, he would not have been talking about it. He gushed that his kids had given him back the will to live. Wasn´t that nice and aren´t we all pleased that he is still around?

I get fed up with celebrity types who make out they were on the verge of suicide but stepped back. If you really intend killing yourself then there are foolproof ways of doing so like jumping off a high building, lying in front of a train or shooting yourself in the head. You don´t even need to give any warning and have second thoughts. I know someone who just walked out of the house one morning and was found dead in a pond that afternoon. He had not changed his routine in the slightest beforehand or left a suicide note.

Most of these people who say they felt like doing away with themselves are obviously not serious. I understand they might have a problem and want to attract attention or gain sympathy but why talk about it in public?

Nominated by: Mr Polly 

…and Two In The Stink

know I’m not supposed to comment on noms but I feel the need to with this one.

The main issue I take is with the factual inaccuracy. After having spent a lot of time since October researching suicide methods and statistics and the psychology and physiology of humans before, during and in some case AFTER suicide attempts, suicide isn’t as simple as ” you want to do it, you’ll do it”.

People have been known to survive a skydive with an unopened parachute, jumping off a building has a fairly high success rate but your last moments will be ones of fear whilst you literally piss and shit yourself and probably regret it before the ground comes up to kiss you goodnight (plus jumps sometimes result in survival and crippling).

Jumping in front of a train will cause some serious PTSD for the train driver and if done incorrectly or with a last second abortion of the attempt can result in a slower, more painful death in the hospital (happened to a guy in my town who tried it at a busy level crossing).

Guns are not easy to come by in the UK and Aspirin overdose, is slow, painful, has a very low chance of success and sometimes people in the middle of a liver poisoning-enduced hallucinatory state end up walking into a hospital only then to receive treatment but then spent the rest of their lives with fucked organs and bleeding from the anus on a regular basis (used to happen a lot to a girl my mate was dating). The human body and sub conscious are very resilient things indeed.

You are right-ish though when you say if somebody is going to do it, they are going to do it but it’s not as easy as you make out. This is partly due to the success/failure rate, lack of concrete information due to the huge cultural stigma, self-righteous do-gooders spreading misinformation on the internet to dissuade people from doing it and the fact that people (unless complete masochists) want the quickest, least painful, most comfortable way possible – this is why Dignitas put people under and give a lethal injection rather than hacking people up with a machete or beating them to death.

I know of 4 effective, fairly quick and/or painless methods if done right but I’m not going to mention them in this post because that probably violates the forum rules and may even fall foul of the law. (Indeed – admin)

(Given the delicate subject matter, please use good judgement with your replies – Day Admin)

“Linux developers have been asked to use new terms for the master/slave and blacklist/whitelist terminologies….

“…Proposed alternatives for master/slave include:

primary/secondary
main/replica or subordinate
initiator/target
requester/responder
controller/device
host/worker or proxy
leader/follower
director/performer

Proposed alternatives for blacklist/whitelist include:

denylist/allowlist
blocklist/passlist …”

“…The Linux team has now joined many tech companies and open-source projects that have removed references to racially-charged jargon from their code for more neutral and inclusive language.

The list includes Twitter, GitHub, Microsoft, LinkedIn, Ansible, Red Hat, Splunk, Android, Go, MySQL, PHPUnit, Curl, OpenZFS, Rust, JP Morgan, and others. ”

You couldn’t make it up, and I didn’t. It’ll be BDSM next: “You’ve been a very naughty little Proxy, and Host will have to give you a good spanking!”

Make it stop.

https://www.zdnet.com/article/linux-team-approves-new-terminology-bans-terms-like-blacklist-and-slave/

Nominated by: Komodo