Greetings, po-pickers. Ring-a-ding-ding, lets have an autumn equinox swing Wireless 2 style, for the last offspring of dead beatle John Lennon – Sean, looking as thick as pig shit and twice as nasty, leaps aboard the nostalgia bandwagon, in the company of Paul McCartney and Ethel sorry Elton John, to commemorate the old man’s 80th birthday in October (if he hadn’t got bored and Lennon pere’ turned his toes up at 40):

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54252598

The same turgid old songs, the same threadbare backstage stories, the usual slimy self congratulation, with a nice dollop of misty eyed nostalgia.

Lennon fathered another son, before abandoning him and his mother, while the Beatles were still a name, Julian, and surely he would have been a better choice?. Wee Sean was just a mewling infant at the time John kicked the bucket (Mark Chapman represented the Performing Rights Society, and used his gu to tell him he wasn’t performing right), and despite the fact he is mixed race (Chinkies are the new BBC minority) he had only just entered the world when the Beatles were four middle aged men trading on the success of two decades earlier.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

The latest Lloyds Bank advert and advertising in general.

I know this topic has been cunted before, but Lloyds latest offering of destroying a decent song is boiling my piss.

They have murdered several songs of late, but to allow some tuneless cunt to desecrate the 70s wonder that is We’ve Only Just Begun by The Carpenters, is unforgiveable.

No one can mimic Karen Carpenter, and there is no need to adulterate another classic song. All these twats keep doing in modern advertising is just show how little imagination they really have, and this latest offering is so utterly slow and painfully depressing that I couldn’t be more ‘turned off’ by their product unless it was fronted by Linekunt or Blair.

I have no doubt that the tuneless bint who ‘murdered’ this tune was paid handsomely for this drivel and probably ticks some diversity box at the same time.

Speaking of which, have Nationwide, Asda and the RAF forgotten that there is an indigenous naturally ‘bleached’ skin colour in the UK? Given the disproportionate ratio of BAME to Wh1tey in advertising now, I feel like we Wh1teys are being erased from our own existence. Modern advertising?

Utter cuntitude.

Nominated by: BendyDick CùmInYaSnatch

(More info here: – DA https://www.tvadsongs.uk/lloyds-bank-advert-weve-only-just-begun/)

…. and a late entry from Fuglyucker 

Nationwide building society need a cunting, not for their dodgy business ethics and im sure they have a few, but surely cant be worse than Lloyds, but for their series of shite ads that i find on ghe box all the time and mean i would never give Nationwide the opportunity to piss me off with business ethics because the piss me off at least ten times a day with these fucking ads, gormless sisters singing, ugly fuckmonkeys and cock wombles reciting poetry but the latest one gives me the biggest ear fucking of the lot, picture the scene some guy mid forties, looks like he hails from fucking Lagos you get the gist, said 40+ year old still at his parents house(typical Lagos types)) fucked bed room door thanks to his siblings breaking in univited (typical Lagos type), during the ad one such twat breaks in proceeds to steal something fuck off and then come back for seconds all while 40+ flavour is reciting poetry, put a lock on the door dick head what if these cunts break in while your punishing your monkey with a finger up your arse, where do Nationwide find these cunts, and no fuckers wants to see these kids practicing burglery, shouldnt they be out stabbing others of the same flavour in Londonistan, and shouldn’t 40+ boy have his own place by now, if anyfucker would already be milking the benefits system its these fucks, so as they usually pay for fuck all themselves its an own goal for a Nationwide ad, utter annoying cunts even without using or never using these cunts they still annoy beyond beleif and the kicker is the annoyed customers they already have are paying for this effluant flow….

(We could have tidied this up in terms of readability, but couldn’t be arsed – DA)

The Codpiece.

https://fpm.ro/thom-browne-spring-2020-menswear-secolul-xviii-cu-elemente-sportive/_ale1177/

Great news for all you fashionistas out there in IsACland, as we bear witness to what will surely come to be regarded as one of the greatest comebacks in history!

After centuries in fashion wilderness, 2020 is the year that the codpiece is once again deemed to be an indispensable accessory by the world of haute couture.

Gentleman, don’t dare be seen out in public without yours, or you risk being subjected to the disdain and ridicule of hipsters everywhere…

Nominated by: Ron Knee

A brainwashed, politically correct, indoctrinational cunting for the once great academic institution that was the University of Chicago.

In it’s short 130 year history the University of Chicago has made a name for itself as one of the premier academic institutions in the world. Consistently rated among the world’s top 10 schools, it’s list of accomplished graduates make up a “who’s who” in politics, science, economics, medicine, law and just about every field of human endeavor you can imagine.

But that was then. Now, the inmates who are running this asylum have announced that if you want to do graduate studies in their English Department you MUST be:

“…interested in working in and with black studies.”

No Shakespeare, no Chaucer, no Dickens, no Shelley. No Twain, no Melville, no Steinbeck, no Fenimore-Cooper. Forget about travelling with Gulliver, exploring with Quartermain or the trials and tribulations of Lord Jim. The Department has said that English has a:

“a long history of providing aesthetic rationalizations for colonization, exploitation, extractions and anti-blackness.”

So in essence they are saying, that the very nature of our being and heritage, (i.e. our language and literature) is racist.

Well I say; Fuck you, you miserable, revisionist, virtue signalling, brain washing cunts!

Your politically correct, virtue signalling bullshit won’t save your faux academic asses in the “Brave New World” to come. When D’Nigglius Washington and Lagroidian Thomas usher in their “Utopia” and the BLM cunts come to burn your ass down, what are you going to say when the flames are tickling your ass.

Yu be a bett’r man den I Schvarte’ Jones.

Pointy headed, ivory tower cunts!

Read the story here:

http://foxnews.com/us/university-chicago-english-department-grad-applicants-accepted-only-black-studies

Nominated by: General Cuntster (Deceased)

This is an unusual one, cunting our own Police – but badly needed. These piss wet clowns decided to politicise themselves by “taking a knee” before marxist BLM rioters, looters, thugs and arsonists began their never ending orgy of destruction, the Same with Antifa and the world witnessed the humiliation of serving Police Officers running away from rioters and apologising to these scum as the Police got a good kicking. (Or “pushed” as the marxist BBC described it).

Refusing to do anything about thousands of muslim filth completely ignoring lockdown and social distancing rules that whitey has to follow or be arrested and fined.
Refusing to do anything about thousands of snowflake shit at illegal raves and hundreds more at illegal house parties.

The same Police who appear not to see hundreds of illegal immigrants coming to the UK in their floating rapemobiles but do not think twice about attacking, assaulting and hospitalising a white protester and military veteran engaged in his legal and constitutional right to make his voice heard.
The same Police who arrest, assault and fabricate charges when white Men LEGALLY, IN A PUBLIC PLACE film this invasion of filth.

The same Police who recently dived in mob handed and brutal to beat seven shades of shit out of white lockdown protesters exercising their LEGAL RIGHT to protest and caused a number of serious injuries to the very people they are supposed to “protect and serve”.

These fuckwits and their carpet munching bosses should realise that public support, trust and cooperation with this force of plastic SS Officers has gone and will never likely return – you have shown whose side you are on – anyone’s but whitey, you have chosen to racially discriminate against white people in their own Country and we will not forget, ever – this is a turning point.

I have decided on a policy of non cooperation with the bully boy racist pigs, not just now but for the rest of time – they are traitors to the British people and the worst kind of Quisling vermin. It would be wise if they gave me a very, very wide berth from now on.
So, in closing – FUCK THE POLICE!

Nominated by: Vernon Fox