Popeye lookalike and cook Gordon Ramsey is charging £56 for sunday roast dinner, the thieving cunt and its tiny.

I take a sunday roast dinner serious.Almost a religious sacrament. And happily pay what it costs, but the cunt served me this meagre stingy portion id hit the roof

“Why have I got Karen Carpenters fuckin dinner?”

He’s also doing a Bobby Sands steak and chips for £23, you could fit it on a slice of bread, the robbing fucker!!

Now I know he needs money for hair transplants and fillers in his craggy face, and all those celebs and posh cunts in London he feeds are Bulimic and are straight in the bogs honking it up, but what about if a real person goes in peckish?

He’s no cook, where did he learn to cook? Tenko?

I’d leave hungrier than I went in.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

(More info – DA https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/gordon-ramsay-ridiculed-over-56-18971599 )

Let’s not beat around the bush with this cunting, I believe these ungrateful cunts in Barbados have finally shown their hatred for “da whitey” by saying that Barbados should become a republic after being an independent commonwealth state since 1966.

Aparantly they think the head of state should be from Barbados, or in plain language a “blek”. Of course I have no problem with this because when they wail after a hurricane, “ma shack gan with da breeze honkey mastas” we can say it’s your fucking problem. I won’t be dipping my hands into my pockets for people who want their “own kind” to be in charge but want “da muthfaland” to pay for it.

In the words of the padre from Blazing Saddles, “son your on ya own”, fuck em all, ungrateful cunts!!!!

P.S – Black people aren’t even native to the Caribbean so technically they’re as foreign as whitey!!!

Nominated by: Captain Ian Douglas Van Der Byl Quimson

( Very short-term memories from those cunts, They should remember this – DA)

https://www.itv.com/news/2017-09-17/extraordinary-british-troops-praised-for-hurricane-irma-relief-effort

                                             *** EMERGENCY CUNTING ***

An emergency cunting is due as I think this cunt should be immediately cunted for she is not only an SNP quisling hypocrite, that would be enough, but apparently this fucker has been tested for Covid. She tested positive and thought it appropriate to travel from London to Scotland by fucking train, even though she basically called for nothing short of the execution of Domonic Cummings for doing exactly the same thing back in the spring.

She’s now apologised (probably with her fingers crossed behind her back) for this “misdemeanour”, the porridge w@gs have suspended her but I’m sure we’ll all forget about it in time, unlike the great “visionary” that is Cummings who went in a private car, she decided she’d go by train to pass it on a bit to the evil cunts south of the border.

Hang the rancid old cunt on Leicester Square to put off others. I think Covid is a load of old shit, but I really can’t resist putting the boot in to this utter cunt!!!!!!

Nominated by: Captain Ian Douglas Van Der Byl Quimson

Pretentious name for a victim cunt.

Mark D’arcy-Smith was having a drink with a friend (Weatherspoons in Bromley, South East London – NA)  when another customer used the pub’s ordering app to send a banana to his table.
Louie Kincella, 20, was found guilty this week and ordered to pay £1,280 in fines and court costs.
“It’s been stressing me out in the last year that the investigation would not go as far as I hoped.” Mark tells us.
“In the court I was with my dad and we both felt this massive weight lifted off our shoulders.
“It must have been the first time in ages that I got a good night’s sleep.”

A banana caused this trauma for the soppy cunt. He should have a word with John Barnes or any number of other black footballers who put up with this shit regularly. Even when playing for England.
When I first worked in England a blow up sheep was taped to my locker. I just put it down to Manc cunts who knew no better. Though the cunts had punctured it making it useless for ‘home comforts’ which was slightly traumatising.

Fined £1,280 for a moronic joke? We have lost all sense of proportion on the altar of cultural sensitivity. And Mr D’Arsehole- Smith is a cunt. The cunt.

(The crime was a “racially aggravated public order offence”. Apparently. Police described the search for the anonymous banana sender as “a painstaking investigation”. Good to know where their priorities lie in deepest Londonistababab. – Night Admin)

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

Ian Brown is a cunt.

His solo career has always been hit and miss, but now he has lost it. His latest song is an ‘anti-lockdown’ rant called ‘Little Seed Big Tree’ and it is fucking diabolical. Icke-esque lyrics like ‘Masonic lockdown in your home town’ and ‘Doctor Evil and his needle’. Even Oasis at their worst were better than that. The conspiracy theory stuff is laughable in itself, but it’s also a fucking awful record. I thought the lyrics to ‘All For One’ were bad, but this is something else. No wonder the other Stone Roses refused to do a third album if the lyrics were this shite.

Nominated by: Norman