I would like to nominate GP’s and their Surgeries ( Surgeries my arse they do not ever do any fucking surgery, not even lancing a boil).
During these extremely challenging times, world pandemic, over stretched hospitals, full to bursting A&E wards etc one might be forgiven for thinking the general practitioner would be worked off their arse. Not a bit of it.
My own less than fabulous GP’s den has had a rule of no face to face consultations since March. Fucking hell Hospital staff work, Dentists work, Teachers work (at a push – DA), Bus drivers work, Check out people work, Bin men work ..etc. Get the picture? But not these lazy sons of whores. Not seen a patient in 6 months and counting utter cunts.
Now the Harridans that front the desk in these places ,(receptionists). Fucking hell what a set of stuck up rude thick fuckers these are.
Recently whilst enjoying a game of golf my phone went off I quickly went to answer it so as not to piss off other players ; golfers are cunts, but that’s for another time. The women on the other end Said “Mr E Cunt” I said “yes”, “You need to make an appointment to have a telephone appointment with a nurse regarding an ongoing medical condition”. “Ok text me one please anytime will be fine” said I. “Oh I’m sorry you’ll have to ring back tomorrow between 10-11am Mr E Cunt.” “What, I have to ring back tomorrow to speak to you after waiting for half an hour to be answered to make an appointment to be phoned up by a nurse, just make it now I don’t care what time or day”. “No” the bitch replied “appointments with a practice nurse can only be made between 10-11am”.
pause I am not making this shit up.
“It’s just gone twenty past ten now I said” waste of breath the cunt just came back with to same drivel about having to ring up tomorrow to make and appointment. I said I wouldn’t be doing that on account of it being “Daft” and hung up.
Several days later the phone went off it was the doctors on Answering it the voice said “hello is that Mr E Cunt” “Yes I said, ” Hello this is nurse frilly knickers about your Retinopathy test we have had to cancel it because of the on going COVID19 crisis.” Sorry.” No worries” I said. And that was that.
All that shit from the idiot receptionist following the idiot GP’s instructions and work place systems to be told that the travelling eye quack won’t be taking a photo of the back of my eye for the time being because of the Kung Flu.
GP’s are lazy ignorant pretend doctors cunts whose only purpose is to write out a sick note and a prescription slips. And their receptionists must come from a gene pool lower that insects. Fucking useless cunts.
Nominated by: Everyonesacunt
