Yes, this is about his ‘Hand of God’ cuntery, but it’s also about his and others’ attitudes about it.

While, admittedly, he was a great player. He was also a cheating cunt who knew that he’d cheated in a World Cup quarter final, no less. The little fuck knew he had used his hand and he didn’t give a toss. Which leads us to the little fat rat’s remarks on the aforementioned ‘goal’. Dirty Diego claimed it was ‘revenge against the English’ for the Falklands conflict. This makes my piss boil because the little cunt once admitted he knew fuck all about the war and he only saw the TV propaganda from Galtieri’s mob when it was happening. It also winds me up because this cheating slut screwing, pill popping fat gnome is giving it large about something he knew fuck all about, and I saw my dad’s mates and our neighbours come back from that conflict and they were never the same again. And this little twat is posturing about it and cheating into the bargain?! What a little cunt.

Also, the fact that the cheating cunt was allowed to spout anti-English shite, while the England players were ordered by FIFA and the FA to ‘behave themselves’ and say nothing. ‘We mustn’t upset them. They’re still sore about getting their Argie arses kicked’. The England lads were not even allowed to applaud their own fans at the end of the game. And it is because of this ridiculous one way rule that only Terry Fenwick and Glenn Hoddle openly protested to that thick cunt of a referee about the ‘goal’ that dirty little twat punched in. Those cunts started the fucking war and our lot had mind their Ps and Qs? Fuck off!

Of course now – as expected – the millennial consensus is that Maradona was a ‘genius’ and anyone who still complains about the little cheat is wrong. Cunts who weren’t even born then spouting that those who resent Maradona for his antics are ‘bitter’ or (wait for it) ‘little englanders’. These knicker wetting soyboys and nu-footie bellends seem to think his footballing ability and his nationality (?) give him a free pass and wipe out his shitty behaviour. Of course the urge to slam anyone who is even remotely proud to be English is also too much for these cunts to resist. But the fact is he was and is a little cunt. Yes, he shamelessly cheated. Yes, he did rob the England team and Sir Bobby Robson. But he also took the piss about a conflict where many brave British lads died or were scarred for life. So fuck him.

Nominated by: Norman

These are well overdue a cunting and now is the time.

It appears that every cunt and his dog can now be seen at every beach in the UK paddling around on these things with about as much style as a donkey’s dick.

I just don’t get it. Podgy, overweight awkward looking in a wetsuit on these things.

Don’t get me wrong; some people can ride these things with style and grace, but 99% of the cunts on them look exactly like that, cunts.

Stick to the fucking sun lounger and KFC. Or better still stay the fuck at home.

Once Aldi started selling these things, we knew the beaches were fucked.

Nominated by: Cunty mcfuckwit 

I’ve just seen a advert for Always Discreet a nappy pad for women who piss their pants.

Now, call me old fashioned but im a firm believer in ‘ladies problem’ being for ladies only, as a bloke I dont want to know, Why tell me you stink of piss?

Why tell me your that bone idle you don’t bother to go the khazi preferring to slash down your legs like a toddler? Its repulsive.

And one of them looks like George Takei from Star trek!!

Do these lazy feckless bints shit themselves too?

Dogs get a bad press for shitting on pavements but I reckon its down to these filthy old twats.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt 

In this world where we are being convinced we need to consume new electric vehicles to save mankind, I want to cunt air travel. Air travel is mainly used for peoples pleasure, some business etc.

An 150-seat A320 burns 11,608 kg (25,591 lb) of jet fuel over 3,984 km

That is enough fuel to run my my car for 151,000 miles.

Now I know its a fairly efficient way of getting people from A to B but its mostly for pleasure.

Just the fact this happens still makes it a huge problem. Its like saying big ships are efficient. Correct, but the fact we are shipping shite around the world is still fucking ourselves hugely. I believe 16 of the biggest ships cause more pollution than everything else.

Now me getting to work is a necessity, not just for me but for all the free riding cunt curling the spine out of me too.

Why the fuck do I pay for this when I have no interest in it. The fact is the shit that goes on flies in the face of the environmental wokeness we are overwhelmed by.

I say fuck flying, mostly, I would rather earn a crust than visit some shit hole that my country is fast becoming.

Procession into sausage etc.

Nominated by: One hundred percent pure sausage