Lockdown 2: Electric Boogaloo

What a crock of shite.

The first one left hundreds of thousands out of work and homeless, created a huge looming mental health crisis, killed cancer patients thanks to them having their treatments stopped and didn’t even stop the virus from spreading in the long run.

And yet despite all that we’re having a second one?

Fuck off.

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun

Women’s Equality Party (2)

Hang on to your fanny wrappers, and put on a new pair of Tenaladies, as some ugly old tart who speaks for this party of old hags, has decided that a Donald Trump second term would be “bad” for British wimmin:

https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/uk-perspective-trump-election-women-081024009.html

Perhaps she would rather be accosted by senile old Biden whipping off his truss in front of her, though, judging by her boat race, she would be lucky to achieve even that.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

Katie Price (6)

This braindead cunt has just returned from the Maldives to help her deal with her bankruptcy. The slag is now planning her 6th sprog with the latest short term fuck monkey.

Anyway I digress. The reason for the nomination is she is asking for fans to cough up some gym equipment to help 28 and a half stone Harvey to lose some weight as if breaking the bars off his enclosure and trying to fuck his mum or catch and eat the dog isn’t exercise enough for him.

I reckon some heavy duty rope and a tyre would give him something to swing off rather than hanging out of his muml, or maybe to a chicken drumstick behind the Range Rover and get him to chase it  Jurassic Park style, that should help him burn off a few calories…..

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

(More here  – DAhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8914857/Katie-Price-asks-help-finding-gym-equipment-Harvey-reveals-weighs-29-stone.html)

 

Sam Smith (4)

A wears ‘their’ heart on ‘their’ sleeve cunting for non-binary, self obsessed Sam Smith.

It seems that the whiney-voiced wanker just can’t help emoting all over the place at the drop of a hat. Now ‘they’ have let it be known that ‘they’ want to have children by the time ‘they’ are 35.

‘I want to be mummy’ trills the twat. Bless.

Sorry to break this to you sunshine, but in order ‘to be mummy’ you need a cunt. It ain’t enough just to be one.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Bob Downie and Brexit

This lump of human excrement, who spouts word like “cool”, has instigated an on-line petition to extend Brexit negotiations by a further year:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1355344/Brexit-news-latest-boris-johnson-david-frost-eu-transition-extension

What a transparent cunt. Yet another motherfucker loser who can’t face the fact that Remain and Project Fear lost, so he is using Covid 19 as an excuse to keep us in the fascist dicatorship. Of course we would have to pay another year’s susbcription, plus the enormous Covid premium, but that’s “cool” with Downie.

If I had my way that cunt, prior to Unkle Terry’s oven, would be taken to the caning room in Singapore, divested of his clothes and given 24 strokes at maximum force.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs