Yes, it’s that time of year again. There’s fuck all worth watching on tellie tonight because Pudsey is back…
Now, I know you are going to think that anyone who says that a charity appeal that raises so much for needy cheeldren should be taken off the air just because it’s a load of purile, talentless shite is a fucking miserable bastard, but frankly I don’t give a shit!
BBC Children in Need is just phase one of the charity barrage that signals the start of the Christmas onslaught in earnest. The chuggers are coming, and woe betide you if you tell them to bugger off! But this year be might just be let off the worst of it because of Covid. So it’s an ill wind that blows nobody any good isn’t it?
But let’s not forget that we have all those poor unaccompanied ‘refugee children’ like the one in the above picture lurking across the water in France. And we have to help them, don’t we? Well, actually, no we don’t.
Fuck ’em. Let them eat cake. Let them in and their families will miraculously appear to join them and bring even more extremist bomb makers to our shores.
And fuck the BBC’s Children in Need too for condoning them and forcing my grandchildren to dress up in school and be brainwashed into raising money for this load of old bollocks. That’s what really makes me angry! No wonder they grow up to be multicultural, politically correct snowflakes with no grasp of what’s really going on in the world.
I’m not tight fisted. I’m not miserable. But if standing my ground and telling them to shove their appeal up where the sun don’t shine makes a cunt, then I plead guilty…
Nominated by: Dioclese
… and kind of related. Sort of…. thanks to Cuntstable Cuntbubble
From an Ofsted report regarding lockdown.
‘A report from the education watchdog warns some young children have forgotten how to use a knife and fork or have regressed back to nappies.
Older children have lost their “stamina” for reading, say inspectors.’
Would this be the same children who were starved by the wicked Tories, I wonder? Forgotten how to use cutlery, perhaps because they live on the vilest burger/chiggun/chip takeaways?
Whose parents are so oppressed by the wicked Tories that they have to buy expensive nappies with the dinner money?
The same parents are so busy using Just Eat or whatever shit food provider that they have no time to help the kids with their reading? Are so poor that the kids are left to fend for themselves with X boxes, tablets, fireworks and fuck knows what else?
Perhaps St Marcus could take up their cause. Nappies paid for by the taxpayer. A cutlery Tsar to oversea the sink estates. Books on prescription.
We really are a fucking disgrace as a nation to get to this. And all propped up by a Conservative government.
.. and here’s one regarding everyone in fucking need, from Sick of it
The Welfare State.
Now I accept that we need a safety net for people who loose income and work through now fault if their own but it was never meant to be a way of life.
I know there are some who have been taking the piss for years but it’s going to get worse.
Universal credit was a good idea with the aim to have a one stop shop for benefits rather than having to go to several different places to get help, it also was supposed to be flexible in that getting back into work didn’t mean you loose everything if your work was low pay.
Now we have the usual cunts wanting to make the temporary uplift of £20 per week permanent, St Marcus of the Rash wanting free school meals to be all year round. The fat bloater from Skye calling for a universal income, when will it end and all this on top of charities and food banks.
The welfare state is becoming more and more a life style choice, the Slovak and Romanian gypsies are here specifically to take advantage of the endless handouts.
Sit at home, breed as many kids as you like (the more the better the benefit), everything free…. and you are fucking entitled to it, don’t feel ashamed, you are working for the government.
Cunts.
(…this one – DA)
