Dead Pool [184]

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Congratulations to Boris the Boilsucker who correctly predicted former French President Valery Giscard d`Estaing who has died aged 94 after recently being rushed into hospital with heart failure.

***UPDATED:Turns out he had COVID 19 when he died.So that is on the headlines not that he was suffering from heart failure and had been hospitalized twice in 3 months.One for a lung infection in September and last week for heart failure.********

On to Deadpool 184:

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My Picks(Shaun):

Larry King
Tommy Lasorda
Dai Davies
Gerd Müller
Floyd Little

82 thoughts on “Dead Pool [184]”

  1. Judy Cornwall. Judith Charmers. Barbara Windsor. Patricia Routledge. Pauline Collins.

  3. Stanley Baxterley
    Bill Ward
    Nehemia Persoff
    John Astin
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on, Boris.

  9. VaValéry Giscard d’Estaing was a man of his time. Still is – he died of Covid-19. Just like the mother-in-law, who had dementia since 2015 but died last week of the virus (although she was 92).

  14. Van Morrison
    Tom baker
    Russell Grant
    Michael Parkinson
    Keith Richards

  15. Bill Oddie
    Ozzy Osbourne
    Alex Salmond
    Norman Lloyd (Actor 106 years old)
    Mel Brooks

  17. Khaled Mashal
    Wayne Osmond
    Paul McCartney
    Brian De Palma
    Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown

  20. Meanwhile at Deathlist HQ, members celebrate as 2020 takes the outright record with 18 deaths so far.

  21. Henry Kissinger, sir David Attenborough, William Roche, sir mick jagger , Betty boothroyd

  22. Sammy The Bull Gravano
    John Gotti Junior
    Ralph Natale (former boss of the Philadelphia Mob)
    Eddie Richardson
    Freddie Foreman

  23. Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor (the famous quadroon)
    Elliot Page (who’s real name is Ellen Grace Philpotts-Page and who is mentally ill)
    Zarah Sultana MP (cos she’s a cunt, though we should be allowed 650 names)
    Owen Jones (for myriad reasons, though mainly for making large sandcastles with his rectum)
    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (the well known, idiot bartender)

  24. Tracey Emmin (Fugly ill con artist CUNT)
    George Soros (Galactic Cunt)
    Gina Miller (apprentice Galactic CCUNT)
    Paul Gadd (kiddyfiddling CUNT)
    Vince Cable (walking dead Cunt)
    Michael Hessletine (duplicitous tax avoiding CUNT)

  25. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  27. Sally Ann Howes
    George “Johnny” Johnson
    Buzz Aldrin
    Michael Collins
    June Lockhart

  29. Brian Harvey
    Alan Oppenheimer (the voice of Skeletor)
    Edwyn Collins
    Jane Fonda
    Norman Tebbit

  30. Bastard had the frog cunt for years. Hey ho.

    Barry Manilow
    Marianne Faithful
    Mick Jagger
    Val Kilmer
    Kenneth Clark

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