Pay It Forward Bollocks.

With 2020 being a cunt of a year this story passed under the cuntdar, more at home with one of those “And finally” sentimental news items added on at the end of bulletins when they have exhausted Covid hysteria.

At a drive-thru branch of Dairy Queen in Minnesota, a driver asked if he could pay for the order of the car behind him when paying for his own, the next driver was told what had happened then they decided to pay for the order of the car behind them and so on. This shit went on for two and half days and 900 hundred cars before someone grew a pair of balls and just accepted a freebee, broke the chain and fucked off, leaving the next driver to do the unthinkable and pay for their own food.

It’s not that I am against random acts of kindness but after the first few dozen cars how many people felt embarrassment or social pressure of carrying on this charade especially since this kind of lemming like behaviour is what social media thrives on?

Dairy Queen of course loved it, “I will say it over and over again, you never know who your gonna touch when you do something. We don’t know how many people we could have touched in a bigger way” said branch manager Tina Jenson. Come off it you soppy bint, it was strangers buying each other ice creams in an act of coerced charity and by car 47 wondered what the fuck they were doing.

I haven’t heard of this before and apparently it is quite common but like Halloween, baby showers and gender reveal parties imported from the US, it won’t be long before more people are “touched by kindness” in KFC drive-thru’s across the land over here.

(Given the KFC customer demographic, less touched by kindness, more knifed in the throat – NA)

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Supplemented by W. C. Boggs with this:

An act of kindness at a KFC drive-through would be for the customer with gold teeth and a Rolex to only kick you in the balls when they grab your wallet, not stab you in them.

I want to cuntinate the Vatican’s blatantly blasphemous, satanic ‘nativity display’ as a pile of demonic tosscuntwank.

Quite apart from the Fisher Price ‘aesthetic’, there’s the troubling issue of Virgin Mary holding clasped in her hands what looks like a dildo, as well as the sprat of Satan, sorry the Lord, being bestowed with flowing ginger locks… just like a certain Cretin Thundercunt, or the Bastard Love Child, sorry Bastard Love Bastard Greta of St Thundercuntbubble.

It’s OBSCENE SHIT. Throw it in a fire, on a pyre, burn it to hell and back, along with MARXIST PIECE OF SHIT POPE FRANCIS on top. The filthy, demonic, satanic, child-shagging BASTURD.

Nominated by: WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm

and supported by: Cuntologist

I was going to nom this too. I have no idea what an astronaut and a masked warrior/executioner is doing in a nativity diorama in St Peter’s Square! A warrior’s purpose is to kill, something of anti-birth symbol surely? However, I read that this little executioner/warrior statue represents the Pope’s opposition to the death penalty – ok but what’s that got to do with the nativity? As for the astronaut, well all the statues were made in some art school in the 1960s and space travel was just a symbol of the times back then. Yet again, ok, but what has that got to do with the birth of Christ?

They’ve managed to socially distance the statues, so perhaps they are trying to tell us something.

Couple of links below for those interested.

https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/vatican-nativity-scene-scli-intl/index.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9055803/Vatican-ridiculed-comically-awful-nativity-scene-figures-likened-Daleks.html

Not content with free meals now it’s also free presents for “children in need”..what a load of shite. No child should need charity in this Country…there is a benefit’s system which provides for them. If the parent chooses to spend the benefits on lip-fillers and tacky tattoos, that’s tough. It’s usually a single Mother with a litter of multi-coloured,obese,ill-mannered, “got issues” brats.

All this charity shite does is encourage these inadequate parents to again think…”It’s up to someone else to look after my brood”…they believe that their responsibilities finish after getting inseminated by some chavvy druggie or Rastus after a night out on the piss with “the girls” ( a collection of hideous sows and mentally deficient slags). They have no respect for themselves,their revolting offspring or the Cunts who foot the bill for their pointless existence.

I know that a lot of the toys mentioned in the newspaper article will be cheap tat that the manufacturers will have donated to clear their shelves..if I had a warehouse full of spare toys,I’d burn the fucking lot before I gave them to charity.

Cunts…utter Cunts.

PS… “Nana Norah” (from the article) can shove her “It’s nice to be nice” mantra up her arse.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/sunderland-family-set-hand-out-19450993

Before we begin with the next cunting, may the Admin team and I wish you all a very happy Christmas (or holiday if you don’t recognise Christmas) – Day Admin

The lesson today is taken from the New Testament, 2020 p.c. edition…

– And it came to pass that Mary, wife of Joseph, a lower-income benefit claimant from a disadvantaged family, was with child. And Joseph was sorely displeased and giveth unto his wife a backhander

– And he sayeth unto her “How art thou with child, bitch, when thou hast not parted thy legs for me since we was espoused, init?”

– And Mary did quiver, and replieth “An angel came unto me in a vision and sayeth that I was to be impregnated with God’s child and that he would come forth in the world to end all our sins and his birth would be foretold by a great star and gifts from three kings”

– And Joseph did take another swig from his Stella and giveth unto her another backhander, saying “That’s the biggest bullshit I hast heard since the great lockdown! This is the only fucking Stella event you are likely to see, you lying bitch”

– But Mary wast not afraid, having the strength of the Lawed upon her. And she sayeth unto Joseph “I will take myself unto social services and willst have thou arrested, thou heinous pig”

– And so it came to pass that Mary was rehoused in temporary accommodation in the East End and Joseph was served a restraining order for he liveth in a tier 3 area and wast not part of her social bubble

– And so it was that on December 24th, Mary didst receive a threatening letter from the landlord saying “I have re-rented thy flat so begone from here tonight, whore, or I shall breaketh thine legs”

– And so Mary went forth into the night. And it came to pass that she stumbleth upon a homeless person and he taketh pity upon her, saying “Come unto mine squat in a nearby old stables where thou mighst findeth comfort in thine hour of need”

– And Mary dist reply “But we shall breaketh social distancing not that I giveth a shit being in a low risk age group so bollocks unto it”

– And at this moment, a great star burst didst appear over her head. “Taketh no notice,” sayeth her benefactor. “‘Tis only the bloody locals celebrating diwali”

– And Mary went with him and as she entereth the stable her waters didst break and she goeth into labour.

– And in the early hours Mary didst give birth unto a boy child, amongst great cries of pain and loss of much blood. And the child was laid in a manger for a bed

– And three men didst appear in the doorway, fresh home from a party, and each weareth a mask with a crown painted upon it. And Mary did behold them and sayeth “I see three kings!”

– And the first sayeth “Shit, girl, you been through it, ain’tcha? Have a swig of this..” and didst give unto her his bottle of Castlemaine Gold.

– And the second sayeth unto her “I have nothing to give you but a few foreign coins” and handed her a Franc and some Cents

– And the third sayeth unto her “Ah eh! I’ve nought for you, gerly, for I am only a poor scouser and am in a right state. Look. Even me hurr falleth out”

– And so it came to pass that the prophecy was fulfilled. A child with no father was born in a manger, under a star burst, and 3 kings from the East End had brought gifts of Gold, Francs and Cents, and Hurr.

– And the donkey in the corner didst dip its hooves in disinfectant and didst brayeth “Eee Ore! It’s a fuckin’ miracle…”

Here endeth the lesson.

We shall now sing hymn 123 “We three kings from Orient are; One on a scooter, two in a car.” All rise…

Nominated by: Dioclese

It appears not one but two new mutated strains of Covid have been detected in the U.K. The first one turned us into a world pariah, with borders promptly closed to all U.K. traffic and travellers, causing mass chaos to freight entering and leaving the country. Thousands of lorry drivers returning to Europe were almost rioting yesterday, with the bbc saying they were all calling Boris a cunt. Of course he is, but he didn’t close the border, Macron did. Nobody wanted to correct them though. One by one, nations declared a travel ban, and very quickly, we were basically isolated. There is yet no idea if this strain was brought in from abroad, or if it developed here, but I imagine abroad it’s being called Covid U.K.

the second new strain has been detected in people coming into the U.K. from South Africa, a country that still allows travel to the U.K., but now we will close our borders to them some time today, at least 48 hours after its detection.

Yet again, the initial source of this disease is still virtually free of blame, the only world stage politician who dared to call them out is now being replaced with someone guaranteed to look the other way. And the media? They have totally forgotten it’s point of origin, as this new disease was deliberately not named as used to be, from where the initial outbreak occurred. And where was this?

CHINA. These cunts have been given a free ride since day one, enabled by the world health organisation, a corrupt organisation, headed by a villain who is possibly complicit in genocide, the WHO have been consistently wrong from the start, from initial guidance, to its origins. The Chinese are allowing foreign scientists to observe investigations into the outbreak, but they choose who they want, and the possibility of the disease being of man made origin is not allowed to be even considered. They have also pointed to evidence that there were cases in Italy in September last year as that being its point of origin, and not a sign that their cover up has been going on longer than thought.

Will they ever be brought to account, for the deaths, the economic damage, the instability caused? Judging by recent history, probably not.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye