I smoke cheaper fags nowadays because Marlboro Lights and Camel Lights are almost 11 squid a packet.

However, due to my insistence on smoking, and the fact that now I’m on 20 a day, the Pall Mall Flow Blue fags that I imbibe (9.50 a pack) keep dropping their coals on my carpet. 5 coals in 3 years including 3 today. Cunts.

Btw my iron’s a cunt as well because it fell off the ironing board and burnt mi bedroom carpet.

CUNTS!

Nominated by: Dark key cunt 

(This nom was originally called “Cheap fags”. However, WordFence doesn’t like the “f” word. So to avoid your comments going into the Mod Q, please don’t use the word “fag” – DA)

Pa pa pa paa pa paa pa paa papa pa,papa pa pa pa paa pa pa POW!

Went the beloved Pearl&Dean theme; intermission, ladies selling choc ices from a tray round their neck, Sunkist, pop corn.
Was a big treat!!
My family only took me 3 times as a kid, my gran when I was about 5yrs to see ‘Jungle Book’,where I learnt about Kipling’s classic tale. Still love his cakes.
Then my dad took me to see ‘Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger’, where I learnt about the Muslim culture.
Then in 1977 my dad took me to see ‘Star Wars’; don’t think he enjoyed it but I did!
Although ahead of its time, a white man in bondage gear who talks like he’s black (Darth Vader), a gay robot (c3po) a midget in a bin (r2d2). A loud mouth sassy Yank princess , and the idea of a vast empire stretching out and using stormtroopers to enforce its will!!’Burn them alive!!’, shouted a 7yr old Miserable.

But as time passes no one goes the pictures now. The cinemas have turned into ‘multiplexes’-Yank shite.
Not a big treat anymore.
I miss it, now all the films have leading characters that in my day would be a villain or have subtitles.
Nowadays it’s preachy as fuck, every film has a message.I dont want a message, I want to be entertained!!

And a choc ice.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt 

Nancy ‘Skeletor’ Pelosi…

This botoxed bag of bones has just given a live tv rant calling for the 25th amendment to be invoked and the VP to take power or they will move for Trump to be impeached. That isn’t the reason for this nomination. The reason for this nomination is her ego is as big, if not bigger, than our very own self important, little man syndrome, never will get in the House of Lords cunt, Bercow, and she is under the delusion, just like he was, that everything revolves around her.

The picture of that scruffy cunt sitting on her chair with his boots up on her desk has sent her into meltdown. Thankfully she had a mask on so I couldn’t see all her face, not that much of it moves these days, but I can guarantee she was frothing at the mouth furious. Reminded me of Nurse Ratched in ‘One Flew Over the Cuckoo‘s Nest’, asking for her hat back after the party, pretending to be calm but her eyes gave away how deranged with anger and hatred she was.

Fantastic stuff, great start to 2021, I’ll be laughing for days. Pity General Cunster isn’t here, I would’ve liked to have heard his take on events. If you’re reading this General, get yourself back here with a slightly thicker skin. ?

RIP Ashli Babbitt.

Nominated by: Coolforcunts

Ever wondered why cops don’t bother about most crime affecting ordinary people? Why they act when someone takes the piss out of a tranny on Twatter? Why they take the knee and allow BLM rioters free range?

“A cash-strapped police force is advertising for a new £74,000-a-year ‘fairness and belonging’ director to ‘oversee improved inclusive culture throughout the workplace’.
The new role at West Midlands police, which includes 28 days of leave a year plus bank holidays and a ‘generous’ pension, comes as the force continues to face a funding shortage that has seen 2,000 officers lost since 2010.”.

Birmingham. Inner city knife and gun crime. Ever present danger of Muzzie lunatics. Drugs and druggies.
This is their response. Welcome to “wokedom”, where law and order takes second place to inclusivity.
Chief Con. is one David Thomson by the way. Surely, in the cause of inclusivity he should step down for a Muzzie transexual lesbian Vegan?

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble 

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/west-midlands-police-slammed-over-19560810

Seconded by Freddie the Frog

West Midlands Police

This Police “Service” are seeking a “forward thinking and creative individual” to be an “assistant director of fairness and belonging” on £74,340 a year.

Presumably only poofs, lezzers, trannies, pikeys, BAMEs, peacefuls, dinghy sailors, junkies, reformed criminals and Gary fucking Lineker need apply.

Fuck me….policing in the 21st century!!!

For those of you can’t stomach reading The Guardian, this is about some curry-muncher who gradually lost the use of her native language as she grew up in this Country.When lockdown hit she found that when she phoned her Mother,they couldn’t understand each other. One spoke in English,the other in some tandoori-patois.

Now if the writer has grown up in this Country,gone to school,got a job on a national paper etc.,the family must have been here 30 odd years….why can’t the old bag of a Mother speak English? How much must it has cost in translators as the auld bitch wheeled herself from the benefits office to the housing office to the Doctors etc?

Immigrants should be given a year to learn English…if they don’t,they should be put on the next banana-boat home. It is thoroughly disrespectful to the host Country not to learn the native language..it shows that they have no intention of assimilating and prefer to live as if they were still in CurryLand while enjoying all the benefits provided by the host Country.

Someone should go round to the old bag’s (council-funded,no doubt) house and serve her with a deportation order….I bet she’d fucking learn English quick enough then.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler 

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/dec/21/mother-lonely-covid-relearn-bengali-language