Owen Jones (15)

Yet another nomination for this little mincing soy boy bender who, with his mates in Momentum, wants to “shut down” Britain because the little cunt doesn’t like prorogation.

Let’s have an election and kick the Labour party in the bollocks – to make sure it will take the decades to get back into power.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

What is it about Owen Jones tbat makes anyone take the slightest notice of him?

For a start he writes bollocks for a left wing anti Brexit rag. Then again he has a radio show where anyone who points out that he’s talking bollocks gets immediately shouted down. Thirdly he contradicts himself all the time.

Jones reckons that suspending Parliament is deeply undemocratic – but ignoring the biggest plebiscite in British history and the votes of 17.4 million voters somehow isn’t?

Owen Jones is an enigma and a prime example of the malaise that is afflicting modern Britain…

Nominated by Dioclese

43 thoughts on “Owen Jones (15)

  1. Owen Jones doesn’t give a fuck about prorogation. He’d use it in a heartbeat if it served to further his sinister agenda.

    He just wants to stop Brexit.

  2. Jones has got the most punchable face in Britain.
    Everything about him makes me get thoughts of extreme violence.

  3. Owen ‘MGBGTV8’ Jones, the scab that you just can’t itch.

    I’d love to see the CCTV that shows him being ‘viciously attacked’ by those Far Right thugs.

    Would put the Tyson fights in the 80’s to shame.

    Then again.

    I think what’s most interesting about this prize cunt gob shite is why he’s not had the fucking shit kicked out of him earlier.

    How is it that Majid Naawaz gets a good hiding and he did, in broad day light in Soho and IMO he’s a decent bloke yet this cunt is still walking.

    If I were a ‘sociology’ student I think this would form the basis of my Thesis.

    Owen Jones Modern day Cunt that’s still got the use of his legs, discuss.

    • BoJo should mint a new medal for “Kicking the Shite out of Little Tossers”. First one to anyone who gives Jones a pasting.

      • I rather like that “Enforcer” that BoJo has got – seems to be scaring whingers shitless.
        “If you don’t like it, fuck off. The door’s over there.”

        Hopefully 30 storeys up, opening outwards onto the abyss.

  4. No one but no one boils my piss to earth core temperatures like this little twat.
    Can’t believe he doesn’t get a punch in the mouth everytime he goes out with his ‘mates’.

    • “Can’t believe he doesn’t get a punch in the mouth everytime he goes out with his ‘mates’.”

      I’ll bet his ‘mates’ have to restrain an hourly urge to lamp the fudge packing little runt themselves!

  5. This irritating twat would oppose anything as long as he could hear the sound of his own voice.
    How do these diminutive dickheads get to prominence in the first place? That said, Napoleon and Hitler were two shortarses that garnered quite a following.
    Talking of shortarsed cunts, I see John Bercow has abused his position yet again by calling the prorogation unconstitutional.
    Back to Owen Jones. Drop dead you cunt.

  6. Mind you this mouthy fairy could be a winner after all.
    He should be the first to be nominated for a century of cuntings on ISAC.
    Hypocritical annoying lefty twat.

  7. With his inceased street cred as a hard man who fought off a gang of right wing thugs and never got a scratch he feels empowered to rally the troops against Bojo.
    Dressed in his black tshirt, chanting his revolution, I just hope he really does get a kicking, I reckon a cage fight with Tommy R would be a real money maker. I would happily pay to see it.

    In the mad mad world today, BBC announce same sex couples for next years Strickly Come Mincing. Air Canada fined for not using enough French and on a sad note one of Lammy’s constituents Stabbed last night, I am sure we all have sympathy for Lammy, he must be very sad

    Its a CUNTS world!

  8. How come the 3 “right wing extremists “ turned themselves in and how come we haven’t heard anything more?
    Maybe they’ve got a story to tell.

  9. It doesn’t matter what the government do. If they did everything he asked, it wouldn’t be enough. The little cunts’ default setting is whinge whinge whinge. Can you imagine how much fun it would be to have a night out with this cunt? I bet he doesn’t fucking stop moaning about everything. It was probably his mates that poof slapped him the other day, for spoiling another night by whining about the tories. FUCK UP, FOR FUCKS SAKE!

    • Yep, that works for me as a more likely scenario. Jesus the little scrotum polisher must be a fuckin’ nightmare out on the lash. You get the first round in and before you’ve even sat down the cunt’s already picked a fucking row with some cunt at the bar. How many times do you think the gobby little piss-ant’s been dragged into a carpark for an ad hoc lesson in Social Interactions 1-01 and left in a weeping feotal heap? Not often enough obviously!

  10. When he’s not talking about the fucking Tories he’s talking about cock and arse. Dirty bastard.

  11. Journalist and activist Owen Jones, who will speak at the London protest, said: “This is about defending democracy.

    “We have an unelected prime minister shutting down the elected representatives of the British public who are supposed to be scrutinising the biggest upheaval since the end of the war.

    “I think people who voted Remain or Leave should take to the streets today – no one voted for a no-deal Brexit.

    “There will be Remainers [at the protests] but I’ve had Leavers get in touch with me and tell me they will be marching, too.”

    You lying little fucking tool Owen. You talk utter bollocks, all of the time.

    • An unelected prime minister?? The twat must realise that in the U.K. voters elect their local MP. The PM is chosen by party members and MPs.
      Mind you criticising OJ is akin to shooting fish in a barrel. Having said that he has some stiff competition from St. Greta and Sourtits for the coveted Cunt of the Year title.

      • Exactly the stupid gobshite wanker. No prime ministers are elected you fucking thick twat, this isn’t the States. I am not a violent person but if I ever saw this fucking cunt in the street and would gladly punch him and acceoptt the consequences. What a fucking cretinous turd.

    • The cunt was on radio 2 yesterday alongside Brexit MEP Martin daubney and it kicked off , as usual Jones talks and you have to listen, you talk and the fucking little twat constantly interrupts!!
      Even the Beeb cunt was getting annoyed with jones, daubney handled the prick reasonably well, some decent mocking and well placed laughter when jones went OTT , daubney kept saying how remarkable well jones looked after his recent assault by “right wing extremists “ in what jones called a “ co-ordinated attack?” Yeh I bet those extremists had been plotting for ages!!
      It was a dark and deeply disturbing incident according to the preening guardian peacock……

    • It was Mavis, as Home Sec, who told him he couldn’t use them. First thing Suckdick did when he became Mayor was to flog them off for next to fuck all.
      Thinking ahead obviously.

      • Suckdick explains:

        “I am pleased we have managed to finally get rid of them and I made an election promise to Londoners that I would claw back as much of this cash as possible, and pump it into helping young people at risk of being affected by crime and giving them better life opportunities.”

        The water cannons cost £322,000. Suckdick sold them off for £11,000…. a loss to the London taxpayer of £311,000 !!

        Unfuckingbelievable cuntishness.

        Boris bought the cannons from Germany in 2014, but they needed substantial modifications make them usable. According to the Telegraph they cost £322,000 to purchase and refit — including more than £32,000 to make them comply with emissions regulations, and more than £19,000 for repainting.

    • Like him a lot komodo. Often on Sky papers review.. Often sharing it with a taking-over -you woman Remoaner.. And he bides his time…and waits…while she goes on and on…taking up the lion’s share of the time…then its his turn. And demolishes her argument in seconds. That’s what I admire about him his restraint, patience, calmness.

  12. Jones seems to be rather upset that Boris was unelected even though he was actually elected by his own party members.

    This is more than you can say for Gordon Brown, but I suppose that’s different?

    • …….or Major, now the darling of the remoaners. The man who described the referendum as “the tyranny of the majority.”

  13. Why are we giving this irrelevant, pointless waste of blood and organs what he wants – which is attention ? Bleating, whining little gimp. Best part of him ran down his mother’s leg.

  14. Haha it seems like Owen Moans is getting cunted 2 or 3 times a week at the moment…
    No objections from me.

    I think I saw a video of him on youtube and someone had called him a “gay, leftwing, David Brent”. Just about sums him up.

    He seems to be trying to outdo Jim Carrey in The Mask with the amount of gurning he does.

  15. This fucked-up specimen of ?humankind is living proof that some ab0rted f03tuses can crawl out of the maternity room toilet and survive.

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