It’s that time of year again: Cuntmas.
Where celebs and attention seeking cunts exploit simpleton cunts to buy their charity Cuntmas song. All so the celebs and attention seeking cunts can appear virtuous and oh so caring to the simpleton cunts. All while the celebs and attention seeking, narcissistic cunts can boost their media exposure and thus the charity-to-personal-wealth cycle starts again for another year.
Step forward LadBaby, or Mark Hoyle:
Playing the role of a working class hero by holidaying in Benidorm and Butlins, or jogging to the local chippy for lockdown exercise (side-splitting comedy), this millionaire cunt was in tears last night as he described his latest sausage roll song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECm3VjRmmj0&ab_channel=LadBaby
Mark said: “I’ll be honest, a lot of people need it this year. I certainly need it. So I’m doing for them [the charity], and I’m doin’ it for me, because I need to feel happy this Christmas.”
The poor cunt. Maybe Mark and Sam Smith (pronouns: ‘fucking/cunt’) can start a support group for privileged attention seeking cunts?
The cunt added: “we can do it! Together we can get another Christmas number 1.”
Fuck off LadBaby you cunt.
Nominated by: Brummie Cunt
…and supported by Gavster
It’s that time of year again.
Where celebs and attention seeking cunts exploit gullible cunts to buy their charity Cuntmas song. All while the celebs and attention seeking, narcissistic cunts can boost their media exposure and thus the charity-to-personal-wealth cycle starts again for another year.
Step forward LadBaby, or Mark Hoyle:
Playing the role of a working class hero by holidaying in Benidorm and Butlins, or jogging to the local chippy for lockdown exercise (side-splitting comedy), this millionaire cunt was in tears as he described his latest sausage roll song.
Mark said: “I’ll be honest, a lot of people need it this year. I certainly need it. So I’m doing for them [the charity], and I’m doin’ it for me, because I need to feel happy this Christmas.”
The poor cunt. Maybe Mark and Sam Smith (pronouns: ‘fucking/cunt’) can start a support group for privileged attention seeking cunts?
The cunt added: “we can do it! Together we can get another Christmas number 1.”
Don’t Stop me Eatin’. Don’t Stop me Earnin’, more like.
Cunt.
….and another, this time from DryItchyCunt
Can we have a barbed wire encrusted, shove it up your fucking arse, sausage roll cunting for the spot light hungry, workshy cunts, Ladbaby.
These cunts appear at this time of the year singing about their stable fucking diet, the humble sausage roll.
They do a lot for charity, well that’s what these two Beckham wannabe’s keep fucking telling everyone.
Every fucking photo has to be taken with fucking mouths wide open (see link), presumably as this is standard sausage roll aperture.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-50689045
Jesus Christ in a fucking Greggs, is the population that fucked in the head now that cunts like these are accepted and glorified……………unfuckingfortunately……………yes.
So please, my more established in the art of cunting, give these two the No1 there deserve, that being a cunting of sausage roll dipped in festering vomit proportions.