Escaping Southerners & Londoners


Fucking escapee Londoners and Southerners are complete cunts.

After having a good laugh at us degenerate Northern folk a few weeks back when this corrupt government left Londinstabistan in Tier 2 the are all now jumping on a the last transports out of that infected hellhole to bring their dirty mutant virus with them.

Listen, just because your neighbourhood now looks like something out of Michaels Jackson’s Thriller doesn’t mean we want you here eating our pies and messing with our fat growlers.

Stick down there with your fucking jellied eels and pie and mash you cunts.

Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank

LadBaby

It’s that time of year again: Cuntmas.

Where celebs and attention seeking cunts exploit simpleton cunts to buy their charity Cuntmas song. All so the celebs and attention seeking cunts can appear virtuous and oh so caring to the simpleton cunts. All while the celebs and attention seeking, narcissistic cunts can boost their media exposure and thus the charity-to-personal-wealth cycle starts again for another year.

Step forward LadBaby, or Mark Hoyle:

Playing the role of a working class hero by holidaying in Benidorm and Butlins, or jogging to the local chippy for lockdown exercise (side-splitting comedy), this millionaire cunt was in tears last night as he described his latest sausage roll song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECm3VjRmmj0&ab_channel=LadBaby

Mark said: “I’ll be honest, a lot of people need it this year. I certainly need it. So I’m doing for them [the charity], and I’m doin’ it for me, because I need to feel happy this Christmas.”

The poor cunt. Maybe Mark and Sam Smith (pronouns: ‘fucking/cunt’) can start a support group for privileged attention seeking cunts?

The cunt added: “we can do it! Together we can get another Christmas number 1.”

Fuck off LadBaby you cunt.

Nominated by: Brummie Cunt 

…and supported by Gavster 

It’s that time of year again.

Where celebs and attention seeking cunts exploit gullible cunts to buy their charity Cuntmas song. All while the celebs and attention seeking, narcissistic cunts can boost their media exposure and thus the charity-to-personal-wealth cycle starts again for another year.

Step forward LadBaby, or Mark Hoyle:

Playing the role of a working class hero by holidaying in Benidorm and Butlins, or jogging to the local chippy for lockdown exercise (side-splitting comedy), this millionaire cunt was in tears as he described his latest sausage roll song.

Mark said: “I’ll be honest, a lot of people need it this year. I certainly need it. So I’m doing for them [the charity], and I’m doin’ it for me, because I need to feel happy this Christmas.”

The poor cunt. Maybe Mark and Sam Smith (pronouns: ‘fucking/cunt’) can start a support group for privileged attention seeking cunts?

The cunt added: “we can do it! Together we can get another Christmas number 1.”

Don’t Stop me Eatin’. Don’t Stop me Earnin’, more like.

Cunt.

 

….and another, this time from DryItchyCunt 

Can we have a barbed wire encrusted, shove it up your fucking arse, sausage roll cunting for the spot light hungry, workshy cunts, Ladbaby.

These cunts appear at this time of the year singing about their stable fucking diet, the humble sausage roll.

They do a lot for charity, well that’s what these two Beckham wannabe’s keep fucking telling everyone.

Every fucking photo has to be taken with fucking mouths wide open (see link), presumably as this is standard sausage roll aperture.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-50689045

Jesus Christ in a fucking Greggs, is the population that fucked in the head now that cunts like these are accepted and glorified……………unfuckingfortunately……………yes.

So please, my more established in the art of cunting, give these two the No1 there deserve, that being a cunting of sausage roll dipped in festering vomit proportions.

“Accepting” The Manchester Derby

As a hardcore match goer since 1974, I have seen some great United vs City games in my time. It was also a fixture I always looked forward to. But not any more.

Both clubs are now unrecognisable corporate monsters run by complete cunts. Neither has any ties or loyalty to Manchester or its people. And they certainly have no loyalty to either set of supporters. Both sets of players are full of hired guns, mercenaries, big time Charlies and cunts.

Aside from it now being like Abu Dhabi Airlines vs Disneyworld we have all the woke crap shoved down our necks. As well as the vomit inducing taking the knee and the Black Panthers/Rapists/Murderers fist salute going on, both teams will also be wearing rainbow armbands for the LGBTXYfuckingZ ‘community’ First off, a club run by an Arab regime that persecutes gays wearing rainbows?! Just how the fuck does that fucking work?!!

Second, I am sick of how the game and my club in particular has become so corrupted and ‘rent a cause’. When they don’t even give a shit about their own fans or the town they play in. My piss reached boiling point when I saw this in the ever woeful Manchester Evening News:

WSL Manchester United manager Casey Stoney says the language used when talking about LGBT rights is “really important” as the club prepares to show its support for the Rainbow Laces campaign.

The captains of both the men’s and women’s teams will wear rainbow armbands for this weekend’s games.

Stoney, who came out as gay publicly for the first time in 2014, says she does not like the word ‘acceptance’.

“Why should my life just be accepted?” said former ‘England captain’ Stoney.

Well, last time I looked, the Manchester United manager was a Norwegian bloke called Ole Gunnar Solksjaer and the one before that was Jose Mourinho.

Also, this tart doesn’t like the word ‘acceptance’? Oooh, how offensive, eh? How about if people said ‘Fuck off’ instead? I suppose she wouldn’t be happy about that either. She doesn’t like the word ‘acceptance’? Good, because I don’t.

Things are rotten and tainted at MUFC as it is, but I will never acknowledge or accept the ridiculous woke project that is the Manchester United women’s team or any other part of the club’s virtue signaling crap. And the Evening News referring to her in print as United manager is nothing short of a disgrace. I can hear Sir Matt’s grave rotating. This is pissing on everything he ever built and on the memories of all the true United greats.

Nominated by: Norman 

(More here – DA https://www.skysports.com/football/news/12040/12158331/casey-stoney-man-utd-women-boss-says-language-is-so-important-for-lgbt-inclusion )

Mairead philpott & The Criminal Justice System

Mick philpott is a cunt, Mairead philpott is a cunt and Criminal Justice System is a cunt.
These two fucking parasites drew up a plan to start a fire then rescue their kids to get a better council house, of course it failed. Six children aged 5 to 13 died.
There is so many aspects to this case I cannot mention them all due to brevity.

How the criminal justice system let them out is fucking indefensible, they should have died in prison.

Serving only 7 years, free to enjoy counselling, life coaching and new identity all at taxpayers expense of course.

The Criminal Justice System Is a load of bollocks to let this vermin out. The noun Cunt was invented for this trio, respect to Sir Limply Stoke for cunting mick philpott in 2013.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/11/30/mum-who-killed-six-children-pictured-after-leaving-jail-halfway-through-sentence-13676992/

Nominated by: Cuntfinder Junior

….and seconded by: Freddie the Frog

Mairead Philpott

Say hello to mother of the year, Mairead, recently released after 7 years in nick for burning alive her six children. Now given a secret identity and looked after by the state for the rest of her stinking life. Sometimes I think the peacefuls have some good ideas…….stoning to death would be too good for this sub normal piece of shit.

...and here’s another from Obersturmbannführer Von Stink Finger , this time regarding Travellers 

The UK Justice System and Travellers.

So PC Collins, the unfortunate Policeman skinned alive by the ethnic group called by wokes “Travellers” has had a refusal to increase the sentences of those who murdered him.
Yep you know travellers . Dusky women dancing by a campfire, earrings glittering in the dancing flames. While a gentleman of the road plays haunting melodies on a violin. The smell of hedgehog burgers wafting from the apple wood fire.
What a load of if Cunting romantic shit.
Animal abusing,cousin loving, flytipping, non tax paying , thieving untermensch.
Oh your a Traveller that’s ok you dont have to pay tax, you can flytip without prosecution, target the elderly, you can skin humans alive.
Fuck the justice system and fuck Cunting travellers.

Legal Double Standards

Here’s a prime example:
Filthy, disease-ridden, free loading, violent, criminal ‘economic migrant’ scum arrive on our shores illegally and are often aided and abetted by the Coast Guard. No passports, no identity papers, no money. Nothing. They just show up with their hands out and the authorities welcome them in. They’re given medical attention, food, shelter and dog knows what else. All at the tax payers’ expense, after which they set about pillaging the welfare state while setting up child grooming gangs and stab-a-Brit competitions. Sound familiar? You know the sort, Linecunt’s friends.

Contrast that with this:

Dale McLaughlan (from Scotland) was working away from home in the Isle of Man. Special work permit and all that since the Isle of Man is effectively cut off due to Covid. Basically no visitors unless you have special permission. He meets a lady while out one evening and a little romance develops. He subsequently returns to Scotland. He then applied to the authorities asking for special permission to visit the Isle so he could see his lady. He’s told to fuck off. So he applies again. Once again, told to fuck off.

Undeterred, he gets hold of a jet ski and rides the waves from Whithorn, on the west coast of Scotland, to Ramsey, on the east coast of the Isle of Man. Took the poor bugger 4.5 hours! He got himself tested for Covid before he left. Negative, so he’s no threat. Upon his arrival, he met up with his woman and they went out on a date. Long story short…plod shows up, arrests him, he’s up in court and is subsequently jailed for 4 weeks for entering the Isle “illegally”.

Dale McLaughlan sounds like a proper British name, unlike Abdul Mostabbed. So a British citizen, going from one part of the British Isles to another, assuming all risk to himself and not involving the Coast Guard is raked over the coals for initially trying to do the right thing and being given the finger, then goes around the problem while being proven to be no risk to the Isle’s residents. Yeah, he broke the rules, so perhaps a fine or a suspended sentence. Nope – JAIL TIME!

Presumably if he’d shown up in a rubber dinghy claiming he was fleeing the tyranny of wee Jimmy Krankie, he’d have been given food, shelter, money and a police escort to the nearest school.

https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-man-jailed-after-riding-jet-ski-from-scotland-to-isle-of-man-to-visit-partner-12162209

Nominated by: Imitation Yank

seconded by: Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt

I want to cunt the Manx Government.

This is the first time I’ve been that fuckin’’ annoyed to cunt something that isn’t connected to my dear homeland.

A Scot, Dale McLaughlin has been jailed over Christmas because he visited his girlfriend on the island by travelling over from the West coast of Scotland on a jet ski!

The Manx cunts require that you should apply to enter the island during COVID.
Fuck the Manx cunts. I know the island well, through taking school parties there many years ago. They won’t get another penny from me.
The island is a British Crown dependency but Boris should send over a gunboat to free him and free the people. Fascist Manx bastards.