This if fucking poetry. According to the Guido Fawkes site, 31 officers from Bethnal Green police station are facing Kung Flu fines of up to £200 each, for having brought a hairdresser into their station to cut their hair. This is currently under investigation because it happened two weeks ago. I wonder how many of those plods have given out fines to those breaching the rules over the past fortnight? All of them I’ll bet.

I hate hypocrisy. I hate a lot of things, but hypocrisy is in the top ten. Here’s what local policing commander Detective Chief Superintendent Marcus Barnett said:

“It is deeply disappointing and frustrating that my officers have fallen short of the expectation to uphold Covid-19 regulations. Although officers donated money to charity as part of the haircut, this does not excuse them from what was a very poor decision. I expect a lot more of them. It is right therefore, officers should each face a £200 fine, as well as misconduct action for those two who organised this event. Quite rightly, the public expect police to be role models in following the regulations which are designed to prevent the spread of this deadly virus. I hope this action proves that police are not immune to enforcement of the rules, and we are prepared as an organisation to take action if we see officers have behaved irresponsibly.”

This should not have happened in the first place. Hairdressers have been closed for months, and many people have been forced to turn to DIY haircutting, or just letting it grow. Given that a lot of cops look like they’ve been dragged through a rubbish tip these days, most of us wouldn’t notice anyway.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/bethnal-green-police-station-lockdown-fine-haircuts-b901216.html

One-eyed Scottish cunt (no offence intended in any of these words cos they are all simply descriptors) and failed 5-minute stand-in PM, Gordon Brown, has just said that the U.K. “runs the risk of becoming a failed state” unless it rejoins the EU.
Nobody cared a fuck for any of his bewildered dog shit burbling when he was actually in the public (one) eye. Why does he think anybody gives a fuck now?
Hey Gordon. Guess what. Nobody cares what you think; and everybody thinks your a cunt.

Nominated by: Brian Stoat

I don’t understand the Govt. allowing football to continue considering the amount of players at some clubs who have already contracted the virus and the amount of players who seem quite happy to believe that the rules on not mixing don’t apply to them.
What makes fucking football so special? Perhaps the Govt. believe that as long as the Plebs have their “footy”,they’ll be happy? I suspect that most football fans have had enough of the virtue-signalling,”take-a-knee” beautiful game already.
Then there’s the players…a bunch of over-paid Cunts happy to flaunt their undeserved fortune as their “fans” face financial ruin…happy to show the contempt that they have for their “fans” by meeting up for private parties before probably driving away pissed and getting their clubs to cover for them when they cause an accident.
Then we have the tasteful sight of the likes of Arsenal receiving taxpayer grants of 150 million Pounds despite then recently splurging 45 million on some new mercenary player…plus paying another 350 thousand a week in wages to some player not to play…..fucking incredible.

Premiership football is a grotesque circus of greed, stupidity, arrogance and an affront to common decency in these times…put a stop to it until things regain some some sense of normality at least.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

…and this from Another Cunting Mess

Racial Abuse of Footballer Cunts on Social Media.

Stop being fucking wankers by “taking the knee” before every fucking game and see how quickly the “abuse” stops.

The entire universe is fed up with you virtue signalling cunts.

Now fuck off!

…and here’s one from KiwiCunt, this time about another overpaid cunt, Lionel Messi

Apologies for another football cunting, but Lionel Messi is a pint sized mega cunt.

Not content with being lauded as one of the best players of all time and being rewarded fucking handsomely for his efforts, he’s gotten all bent out of shape as the details of his contract with Barcelona FC have been “leaked”, conveniently just as he is about to be free to leave and join another club. He’s even threatened legal action, for whatever reason (maybe he’s skint?)

Now, colour me a cynic, but if the midgety twat is indeed agitating for a move, then what better way to open negotiations with a prospective new employer than showing him exactly what money you get now and want more of to join. Incidentally, that amount is, reportedly, around €555million over 4 years, including bonuses and whatnot, or just under €139million (roughly £122 million) a year!

Fuck me, did I ever choose the wrong profession with Engineering.

The other point with him sulking about the “leak”….if I earned that much, I wouldn’t fucking pack a sad about it, I’d shout it from the roof tops. Quite possibly I’d walk down the street wiping my cheesy bellend on €100 notes and offer them to the plebs.

Fuck off Messi, and all the other overpaid cunts who play a game for a living. Just own the moment, and admit you’ve done extremely fucking well for yourself.

https://www.espn.com/soccer/barcelona/story/4302939/barcelonamessi-to-take-legal-action-over-555m-contract-leak

Middle class, trust fund babies Rhian Graham, Milo Ponsford, Jake Skuse and Sage Willoughby are cunts. First look at their fucking names. These ignorant of slavery cunts decided to dump the statue of Edward Colston into the drink in Bristol. Now they are up before the beak. Unfortunately the entire justice system ,like everything else is infested with woke cunts so dont expect any punishment. Id like to know what Rhian, Milo,Jake and Sage have done confronting slavery going on right now in Africa and Bradford. Fuck all is my guess.

(News story provided by NA)

Nominated by: Smug cunt