An Emergency cunting of Nicola Sturgeon

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-55419564

I don’t care how small a mistake it is, you have confirmed yourself to be the ultimate cunt. You let that stupid SNP Covid carrying cunt remain in parliament, even though she broke every rule because you didn’t want to trigger a by election, which you would lose and now you can’t even follow the rules you make up. What a total cunt you are but this has put a smile on my face as I go to bed.

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066

That CUNT Macron,

Cunters I nominate that granny tupping piece of SHIT, emmanuel ‘microcock’ macron.

Not being content with chucking a massive spanner in the works with absurd demands for the surrender monkey’s to continue plundering our fish. Surely diplomacy should have let David Frost kick the cunt in the bollocks?

Boris for the sake of fuckity fuck ain’t it about time you told the E.U to swivel? For fucks sake enough already. Walk away, a reverse Churchill, job’s a good un.

Fucking E.U wankers. While you’re at it tell Mutti there’s a 50% tariff on her poxy cunt cars too.

Nominated by: CuntyMort

….and this one from W. C. Boggs 

An emergency cunting for the dwarf motherfucker (or should that be grannyfucker?) Macron, who is refusing to lift the blockade:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1375487/Macron-France-border-blockade-lorries-stuck-in-Kent-Eurotunnel-Dover-latest-update

It is quite clear that this has fuck all to do with Covid, but all to do with Brexit. The paltry little bastard is determined to “punish” us, another good reason to tell the other oily little French bastard Barnier to stick his negotiations up his raddled filthy arse. It is clear the tail wags the dog in that the “important” offiicals of the EU cannot tell Macron to fuck off.

France, the surrender monkeys of 90 years ago has fuck all to be proud about now, and I look forward to little froggy fisherpersons (to comply with BBC Newspeak) meeting up with the Royal Navy on January 1st.

…and this from Quick Draw McGraw

The Frogs are so lucky that I’m not Prime Minister. So are a lot of people actually. But in the case of the French, I would give them a simple ultimatum. Either you lift the blockade, or I will ban ALL French imports from entering the UK, including those heading for the Irish Republic, oh and by the way, shove your fucking trade agreement up your Gallic ass. A few days of not being able to shift to their shitty cheese and vinegar wine, and they’ll cave quicker than they did to Hitler.

An oooooh get the madam cunting please for Captain Underpants, who had a hissy fit in Parliament today. over Brexit (what else?) The former vicar (God help his flock) got admonished by Sit Linday Hoyle the speaker (he might be a Labour MP but Sir L is far more impartial than Bercow ever was).

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/lindsay-hoyle-admonishes-chris-bryant-commons-pmqs-b231074.html

Isn’t it strange how much Brexit still gets on the pansies tits. That or he had had a lovers tiff with his husband this morning.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

… and seconded by : Quick Draw McGraw 

Chris Bryant MP. I don’t think Captain Y Fronts has been nominated for a while. He’s currently making headlines on the Guido Fawkes for allegedly mouthing the words ‘fuck off’ at Lindsay Hoyle, after the speaker gestured for him to sit down, because he was perched on ledge beneath the press gallery. Naturally, Captain Y Fronts denies it, but several MP’s, both Tory and Labour have said that he did. And considering what nasty, deranged little twat he is, I’m going to believe that he did. And of course, being a graceless cunt, Bryant is refusing to apologise.

It was only a few weeks back that Captain Y Fronts completely lost his shit while being interviewed by Dan Wooton on TalkRadio about the pandemic. Dan made a comment about bat flu and wearing masks and the over emotional Bryant became hysterical, accusing Wooton of wanting people to die, before ending the interview, Owen Jones style. The guy has always been a grade cunt, but this year it’s been amplified by a factor of 1000.

It seems the word ‘black’ is now racist too.

This week, the Champions League game between Istanbul and PSG was postponed because a Romanian 4th official used the words ‘This black guy’ when pointing out a transgressor to a referee.

This caused the offended dark key to go into a meltdown with others and the result was they all walked off the pitch. They’re acting like the 4th official was wearing white robes, a pointy hat and was dropping ‘N’ bombs all over the shop.

Here’s my verdict. Why don’t all of the cunts just stay off the fucking pitch for good? All these chippy fuckers have ruined football anyway, just look at the knee taking horse shit.

And next time Lineker days ‘Black lives matter’ have the cunt fired and the BBC burned to the ground. How dare a honnky man use that word.

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/12155687/paris-saint-germain-vs-istanbul-basaksehir-abandoned-players-walk-off-after-alleged-racist-remark

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

…and supported by Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

I dont know if anyone else has cunted this but apparently a black player was referred to as ‘the black one’ by a linesman. The team apparently walked off. The player, Webo (who he?) comes from that haven of tolerance and peace, Cameroon.

But oh the trauma

‘Webo, 38, said the days since have been the “most difficult” of his career.
He added he needed help from a doctor to sleep on the night of the incident.’

As the cliche goes, you couldnt make this up. A 38 year old ‘man’ seemingly getting PTSD because he was called black. Not any of the many other things he could be called. Just black.
I know what I would call the cunt.

Science grown meat is a cunt.

Now I know soppy British love animals and hate bull fighting and blood sports (iv never done either but respect both,sorry, not sorry) but humans are at the top of the food chain.

We are integral to life on earth and have a responsibility to it. For example those little spikey cunt hedgehogs are almost extinct thanks to badgers that dont have a predator thanks to green loons, as we are their predators.

I live in London. I like animals in my dinner with fat and muscle. This will never be replicated. Its just another wank fest for distancing humans from the rest of the planet.

Eat animals, fruit and veg. Perfick.

Nominated by: Smug cunt