
Here’s a festive one for you all. The miserable cunt of a Santa at the Harlem Irving Plaza shopping mall in Norridge, Illinois. On December 6th, a woman took her young son to see Santa, as many do. I did with my brood, and they loved it. Unfortunately for the young boy concerned, he encountered woke Santa.
When asked what he wanted for Christmas, the boy asked for a nerf gun. A perfectly reasonable request. My youngest had a nerf gun, and although she drove me insane with it, it’s a perfectly harmless, foam projectile shooting toy. But woke Santa said no. His actual words were, “No, I-nope, no guns”. The boys mother then stepped in to make it clear that he was asking for a nerf gun, not a Heckler & Koch MP7, and woke Santa replied “No, not even a nerf gun”. He then added, “If your dad wants to get it for you, that’s fine, but I can’t bring it to you. What else would you like? Lots of other toys. Lego. There’s bicycles. There’s cars and trucks. What do you think?” Well, personally, I think you’re a miserable cunt, who should not be allowed within five square miles of a child.
Naturally, the boy sat there, on the other side of the plexiglass screen (current era means they can’t sit on Santa’s knee), and promptly broke down in tears. Understandable really, considering Santa had just beaten his Christmas to death right in front of him (plus his mother and dozens of other parents and children) then pissed on the corpse and shit in its face. Be against guns by all means. But for fuck’s sake, when your one and only job is to make children happy, leave your politics the fuck out of it.
I hope the real Santa climbs down this jerk’s chimney on Christmas night, shags his wife while she’s lying next to him and then shoves Rudolph’s carrot right up his miserable, woke ass.
This is why I despise the far left. They are completely incapable of doing ANYTHING with putting their warped political beliefs into it. And to do it with a boy, while playing the role of Santa, is fucking despicable. But it’s Christmas, so this story has a happy ending. Woke Santa is now woke unemployed, and the owners of the mall and the company that woke Santa used to work for sent the boy a nerf gun.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
(More here – DA https://ktrh.iheart.com/featured/michael-berry/content/2020-12-08-woke-mall-santa-reduces-boy-to-tears-over-nerf-gun/)