YouTube [5]


A hypocritical bastards’ cunting please for YouTube.

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-55255121

Today, they’ve released news of the banning of any videos alleging voter fraud in the US election, or that Biden’s victory was anything but squeaky clean.

Now this nom is not about whether there was any voter fraud for any TDS cunts. I do not know. Video’s victory may have been 100% legit.

My cunting is about YouTube claiming to be unbiased, but quickly getting on the side of the leftists. The fucking cunts did nothing to stop the left from making video after video claiming Russian collision. That went on for four fucking years. Even after it was proved to be bollocks.

And the claim of ‘no evidence’ is bollocks too. There is good evidence and bad evidence. But videos, witness statements and statistical data are forms of evidence whether you like it or not. It’s just dependent on how reliable it is. End of.

So there we have it. You can make up whatever you want if a non libtard wins, but heaven forbid you actually show evidence when it’s the other way around and debate if it’s real or not.

Fuck YouTube. Viva Bitchute.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Santa Woke

Here’s a festive one for you all. The miserable cunt of a Santa at the Harlem Irving Plaza shopping mall in Norridge, Illinois. On December 6th, a woman took her young son to see Santa, as many do. I did with my brood, and they loved it. Unfortunately for the young boy concerned, he encountered woke Santa.

When asked what he wanted for Christmas, the boy asked for a nerf gun. A perfectly reasonable request. My youngest had a nerf gun, and although she drove me insane with it, it’s a perfectly harmless, foam projectile shooting toy. But woke Santa said no. His actual words were, “No, I-nope, no guns”. The boys mother then stepped in to make it clear that he was asking for a nerf gun, not a Heckler & Koch MP7, and woke Santa replied “No, not even a nerf gun”. He then added, “If your dad wants to get it for you, that’s fine, but I can’t bring it to you. What else would you like? Lots of other toys. Lego. There’s bicycles. There’s cars and trucks. What do you think?” Well, personally, I think you’re a miserable cunt, who should not be allowed within five square miles of a child.

Naturally, the boy sat there, on the other side of the plexiglass screen (current era means they can’t sit on Santa’s knee), and promptly broke down in tears. Understandable really, considering Santa had just beaten his Christmas to death right in front of him (plus his mother and dozens of other parents and children) then pissed on the corpse and shit in its face. Be against guns by all means. But for fuck’s sake, when your one and only job is to make children happy, leave your politics the fuck out of it.

I hope the real Santa climbs down this jerk’s chimney on Christmas night, shags his wife while she’s lying next to him and then shoves Rudolph’s carrot right up his miserable, woke ass.

This is why I despise the far left. They are completely incapable of doing ANYTHING with putting their warped political beliefs into it. And to do it with a boy, while playing the role of Santa, is fucking despicable. But it’s Christmas, so this story has a happy ending. Woke Santa is now woke unemployed, and the owners of the mall and the company that woke Santa used to work for sent the boy a nerf gun.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

(More here – DA https://ktrh.iheart.com/featured/michael-berry/content/2020-12-08-woke-mall-santa-reduces-boy-to-tears-over-nerf-gun/)

Humanists UK

Just been scrolling through distinguished Patrons. Fuck me a more
Pompous list of names you wouldn’t find anywhere.

In my mind this is aimed at what B&WC called ‘the anti-religious mob’ on here. I would just like you to consider the company you keep…

Won’t go through them all, so it is selective. Just the ones I know.

Professor A C Grayling CBE (Vice President) pompous phosopher twat
Shappi Khorsandi (Vice President) pompous journalist twat
Polly Toynbee (Vice President) humungously pompous commentator twat
David Baddiel pompous ‘comedian’ twat
Baroness Blackstone the epitome of pomposity
Ed Byrne just an unfunny Irish comedian so not so pompous just a wanker
Professor Richard Dawkins FRS robotic tosser (to me)
Maureen Duffy pompous shit poet twat
Angela Eagle MP pompous labour mp twat
Stephen Fry so so fucking pompous
Ricky Gervais twat (to be debated)
Dr Evan Harris pompous liberal mp twat
Richard Herring chronically unfunny pompous bore
Anish Kapoor pompous aisan writer twat
Baroness (Glenys) Kinnock colourless and boring with her husband-
Lord (Neil) Kinnock the Windbag
Stewart Lee fuck me partner of Herring cunt equally unfunny and pompous
Mike Leigh pompous lefty playwright twat
Ken Loach tosser (one for Miserable)
Lord Macdonald of Tradeston tosser sidekick of Blair
Bob Marshall-Andrews QC posh spoken pompous labour cretin
Ian McEwan pompous wank modern novelist
Jonathan Meades pompous cunt in liberal dark clothes, dark glasses
Suzanne Moore big haired feminist bore
Dame Jenni Murray so very very pompous but I’ll let Mr Boggs comment on her
Christina Patterson up her own arse pompous sky commentator
Sir Philip Pullman CBE putting horrible things into our kids minds pompous cunt
Sir Salman Rushdie pompous prick
Paul Sinha the one Chaser I don’t like because of his pomposity
Sir Patrick Stewart pompous luvvie
Laurie Taylor pompous radio 4 host
Sandi Toksvig ffs says it all

Just thought some old names there. The list must be old. Anyway Humanists have an air of pomposity about them..

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

Television [2]


A widescreen, 3D and 4K cunting for television. Not the electronic devices themselves. I’m talking about the utter shit content they display.

In my lifetime, so many things have changed for the worse. Air travel. Football. Society in general. A once enjoyable and much anticipated treat which was television has become utter crap. Here are some examples:

Reality TV. Novel at first, now it saturates the schedules and has become even dumber. If that were possible.

Commercials. These cunts deserve a cunting in their own right, but indulge me. I do not understand why advertisers would want their commercial to run back-to-back 3 times in a row. Or repeat twice or more within the same commercial break. It’s fucking insane. If I see that I immediately hate that company and their fucking product. I can’t be the only one. These days of course we have the woke commercials trying to make us believe mixed race couples are as common as same race. Nothing wrong with mixed race, but come the fuck on.

Programmes with commercial breaks. You’re enjoying a show then just before a commercial break, you get some cunt telling/showing you what’s coming up. Don’t fucking do that, you’re ruining it for everyone. I’d like to enjoy the show without knowing exactly what the next segment will contain. Why why fuckity why do they do that? Their other trick is when they come back from a commercial break, they re-show the last minute or so of the programme you’re watching, like they think you’ve got fucking Alzheimer’s. I strongly believe they do this to keep to the same time slot, but reduce the actual content so the show is cheaper to make.

Advertising within a programme. You’re watching some programme then half the screen fills up with advertising another show. When this cunting idea first started it would be a smallish caption at the bottom of the screen. These days they’re multi-coloured huge text complete with moving graphics, etc. Jesus Christ on a log flume, why can’t you wait to advertise your other shitty show during a commercial break? Oh wait, I get it. That leaves more commercial air time for actual paying advertisers. So to make more money, they’ll advertise their own shows within a programme you’re already watching. Just to make it even worse, they’ll show the same trailer over and over again. Like we all have Alzheimer’s. Best (worst) one I ever saw was the Sci-Fi Channel (now with the gay name Syfy) which usually screens a Twilight Zone marathon during the holidays. Classic, eerie and period black and white nostalgia completely ruined by the idiot broadcaster showing trailers for other shows in full color while The Twilight Zone is on. Or telling you you’re watching The Twilight Zone marathon! I fucking know that you cunts! Talk about completely ruining the effect. Absolutely idiotic.

When I was a kid 3 channels, all of which closed down around midnight, was the extent of our visual entertainment choices. Commercial breaks seemed shorter, less patronizing, less fear mongering and you saw different commercials each commercial break. When a show came back from commercial, it picked up where it left off before the break. Advertising within another show never happened. Who knew what we accepted as normal would change completely for the worse. Three channels became 4, then 5 then 300 and it’s all mostly shit with little to no regard for the viewers’ actual enjoyment.

TV has become an utter cunt. What say you?

Nominated by: Imitation Yank

The Covid Fire Break

A month or so back a 2 week lockdown was proposed by Sage to get the virus under control.

The option wasn’t taken up.

Sir Kweer Charmer seized upon this as an example of where Boris was going wrong. He is very good at this. We must have the firebreak he ranted, denouncing the govt for their recalcitrance.

Well, the land of my fathers employed just such a strategy. Welshcunt Drakeford imposed this measure for the good of the Welsh and possibly to show what cunts the Tories are.

Worked well didn’t it?

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble