I’m aware that a lot of you wholesome Cunters won’t have heard of this Bellend but believe me when I say Chapman is a Cunt Extraordinaire..a Cunt’s Cunt…dare I even compare him to The King of Cunts…James “FatGut” Corden?,,,,yes,yes I do.

Chapman is the betting “expert” on ITV Racing…the only thing that the loudmouth is actually an expert in is being a fucking Prick. He has blatantly ripped off the “John McCricick ( he was a wanker too…but at least he’s now a dead wanker) act”…this involves trying to make himself into a “character”. He does this by putting on a stupid voice while he screams his “controversial” views over the top of trainers and jockeys who know more about racing than this Cunt could learn (if he ever shut his fucking trap long enough to listen) in a thousand years…he knows better and in ChapmanWorld being a boorish Gobshite trumps experience
and knowledge.

Even his fellow commentators appear to detest the clown and appear to enjoy winding the dolt up and seeing him scream like a spoiled toddler.

* Chapman….I know you’re the type of arrogant Spunkbobble who’ll regularly “Google” his own name…I hope you read this before getting kicked in the bollocks by every owner,trainer,jockey,stable-lad,race-goer,betting-shop punter,television viewer and fucking racehorse in the Country. EVERYONE HATES YOU, CHAPMAN…FUCK OFF.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Bit of an unusual one here. Ufologists. Thanks to my Asperger suffering nephew, I’ve had to endure SIX fucking hours of documentaries that he’d recorded on the subject of UFO’s and aliens. Now, I do believe that there is intelligent life on other planets. It’s mathematically impossible (improbable surely? – NA) that Earth is the only inhabited planet. But I don’t believe for one second that other civilisations are coming here with the frequency that the fucknuts I’ve just had to watch reckon they are.

I certainly don’t believe that the US Air Force has hangars full of alien spacecraft that just happened to fall out of the sky. Are you seriously going to tell me that an advanced alien race can create something capable of crossing the vast depths of space, but can’t fly in a planetary atmosphere, especially when its raining? Seriously, to listen to some of these people, they are literally crashing all the time. Bollocks!

And then there are the tales of abductions and medical examinations. A scientist on one of these documentaries said that any civilisation capable of travelling from their world to ours would have to be at least a thousand years ahead of us technologically. If that’s the case, then surely they have the means of carrying out a medical exam from orbit? Or, maybe, aliens are just dicks.

Now we have the former head of Israeli Space Security, General Haim Eshed, claiming that a few decades ago, a ‘Galactic Federation’ contacted the US and Israeli governments and made a pact with them. They want to help us and give us at least some of their technology. But not yet. They want to remain hidden from the wider human populace, because we’re not ready. In that case, why bother contacting anyone on Earth? Oh yes, they also have a base on Mars. Eshed also claimed that they had to intervene, because Trump wanted to announce their existence to the world. And yet they did fuck all when Eshed did the same. Picky fuckers, this Federation, aren’t they?

Some of these potty fuckers have even formed a religion around UFO’s, how demented is that?

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Ferrier is the feckless SNP bitch who, despite knowing she had the Flu Manchu, still took a train journey from Scotland to Westminster and back again. Yes, this happened several months ago, (https://is-a-cunt.com/2020/10/margaret-ferrier/ – DA). But I’ve just learned (Monday 4th January) that the ignorant fuck has been arrested and charged by Police Scotland with ‘culpable and reckless conduct’.

I have no doubt that she’ll get the most lenient punishment available, should she even be found guilty, but it’s something. Hopefully, a guilty verdict will prove to be the end of her political career. Scum like her do not deserve to be in parliament. She’s supposed to set an example to others, especially during the times we currently find ourselves in. She has failed to set a good example, and yet she sits for a party that recently hounded an English photographer for being in Scotland, despite knowing that he’d been there since BEFORE the travel restrictions between England and Scotland that their Dear Fuhrer, Shitbag Sturgeon dropped on the country, and therefore COULDN’T get home.

Ferrier is the perfect example of the kind of rotting shite that is the SNP. She is a cunt!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9112049/MP-Margaret-Ferrier-charged-Scotland-connection-Covid-breach.html

(This nom pic – it’s so fucking puerile and random that I couldn’t resist – DA) 

(Rumble…grumble…) *fruuumph!*
Well here we are again in the time-honoured fashion. It’s Boxing Day, and I’m racked with flatulence.
It’s my own fault of course, stemming from traditional overindulgence on Christmas Day. Curry with all the trimmings, washed down with liberal amounts of bottled beer. Then Christmas pud, followed by port and stilton, rounded off with mince pies and coffee. A recipe for Boxing Day disaster.
(Burble…) *quack!*
Christ, sew a button on that.
I knew I was in for trouble when the old Boxing Day log arrived prematurely at about 11.15 pm on Christmas Day. Since then, I’ve been blasting off like Mount Vesuvius; it’s so bad that I’m on a yellow card from the wife to put a cork in it (naturally she never breaks wind, but merely ‘exudes’ delicately and fragrantly).
(Gurgle…) *braaaap!*
For fuck’s sake, my poor old ringpiece! Where did I put those Wind-eze tablets?

Nominated by: Ron Knee 

(Good to see you back, Ron, you crotchety old cunt – DA)

KFC or Kentucky Fried Chicken as we all knew it growing up and their relentless radio adverts.

Get to fuck.

The latest incarnation is………

KFC on that comfortable sofa, KFC by the roaring fire……. then my brain scrambles as I genuinely can’t believe what I’m hearing but I think the gist is you can get it delivered by the ‘roaring fire’ on Christmas Day.

FuckaDoodledoo, if ever there was the perfect caricature of everything that sums up the slovenlinly terminally stupid cunts that still actually share the right with me to vote, this is it.

Lets just rewind and replay.

Jordan and Talisha have been ‘on it’ for 24 hours, actually make that 48.

They’ve sniffed everything and have drunk 26 litres of Lambrini

The kids are fucking doing me head in and I just need to eat somat man.

Call that cunt from KFC and stick another fiver on the ‘leccy card’ before that one bar goes out.

Oh and whilst your at it I want one of them coffee coloured babeeeesssss

Nominated by: CuntyMcCuntface