Meghan and Harry

Let’s have a would you please just go away cunting, for the “don’t tell us we’re not royal” couple, Mrs. and Mr. Markle-Spencer-Hewitt, the Dick and Dickess of Suckit.

According to the Sun, these two woefully woke, attention whores have announced the creation of their own “End of the year Honours List.” The criteria and categories include; “…charitable service, science, literature, racial justice, gender equality, environmental stewardship, youth empowerment, health and mental health.”

As of this writing, no name has been announced for this new formally royal order but “papers” have been filed in the US to recognize, legalize and legitimize this pathetic scream for attention.

I and others are already referring to this “honour” as “The Formally Royal Order of the Snowflake.” Alternative names like “The Brave New World Order of the Woke” or the “The Hollywoke Knaves of Social Justice” might also be appropriate.

It seems these two malcontents, just never stop with their self aggrandizing schemes. Their continued, clueless, cuntishness is beneath contempt and makes them an easy target for those who see through their self righteous bullshit.

In fact it’s so easy to cunt the Witch of Woke and her Halfwit familiar, that in lieu of their own Sussex Shit page, maybe IsaC should put a moratorium on more Markle-Spence-Hewitt nominations…at least until the Queen takes away their titles.

Speaking of the Queen, I can only imagine what she must be thinking when she heard they are establishing their own “honours” list.

https://thesun.co.uk/news/13401399/harry-meghan-woke-honours-america/

Merry Christmas to all.

Nominated by: General Cuntster 

West Midlands Police [2]

(You are the one I want, Oo Oo Oo honey – sorry I couldn’t resist – NA)

West Midlands Police and it’s latest woke bullshit. Soooo…. A police officer formerly known as PC Morgan, has decided that nature has sold him short, by not giving him breasts and a vagina. Yep, PC Morgan is now WPC Skye Morgan, after “identifying” as female. Much hilarity was had in Chateau QDM when we saw the photo of “WPC” Morgan, because ‘she’ is clearly still male, but with a ridiculous blonde Karen bob wig. And a strangely psychopathic expression on his/her face.

Even more hilarity was had when a second photo emerged of “WPC” Morgan brandishing a taser, with the same psycho wide eyed smile. Apparently, Morgan was one of the first officers to receive taser training. Big deal. I was trained to use real firearms. And grenades. Honestly, he/she looks like he/she belongs in a slasher movie. As the serial killer. If this bewigged beast tried to arrest me, I’d be asking to see a warrant card. Even in uniform, and with WMP’s Chief Constable standing behind him/her, there is no way I would believe that he/she is a genuine plod.

And in any case, why the fuck did they decide to announce to the world that they’ve gotten bored with being a man and they now wish to be considered a woman. Why? What, do you want a medal or something? A biscuit? A rampant rabbit? It’s 2020 for Christ’s sake, the worst and weirdest year in living memory. nobody gives a fuck. Hang on, let me try something…AHEM…I IDENTIFY AS JOHN HOLMES. BRING…ME…THE PUSSY!!! Shit, didn’t work. Anyway, Morgan has yet to receive any treatment, so BIOLOGICALLY is still male. However, as I said, it’s 2020 and in current year, merely saying that you’re female is enough to have the woke mob falling over themselves to be your “ally”.

If I were an actual woman plod with West Mids, I’d be concerned about having to share certain facilities with a biological male. Because in current year, the rights of the trans community outweigh those of real women. And don’t you dare speak out against this shit, because then you’ll be a ‘transphobe’ and you’ll need to check your thinking. I checked my thinking and it’s working perfectly. If your chromosomes are X/Y, you’re male. Nature has decreed it. Having fake tits, having your junk removed, will NOT make you female. And that will remain the case until medical science can find a way to turn that toxically masculine Y chromosome into an X.

(The local rag ran the story online here, but disabled comments. I wonder why? – NA)

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

And here’s another sack of unbelievable shit from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

From my local news and perhaps a clue as to why the Police have become a bag of shit:-

‘A new chief constable has been chosen for Lincolnshire’s police force.

Chris Haward will take up the £160,000-a-year post later this month after being confirmed by a police and crime panel earlier.
Mr Haward said he was “absolutely delighted” to be selected and was looking forward to “some exciting challenges”.
Mr Haward, said “diversity, fairness and equality” were of paramount importance to him.’

Note the last line. No mention of law and order. No mention of rural crime. Lincolnshire is not exactly diverse in terms of skin colour, but still this cunt trots out the same tired woke bullshit.
God help the troops led by this cunt. Unfortunately he is one of many.

Women Hanging Abaaaaht After Sex


Women hanging abaaaaht after sex.

Picture the scene I’m knackered after running around earning my I’ll gotten gain and generally being a dodgy cunt and I remember my current Mrs is coming over for dinner and sex. I wanted to cancel but I knew I’d want some sex etc.

I pick her up in the Audi for which she was grateful and we have dinner and chat shite…I shoot my load twice over the evening and start thinking to myself ‘I wish you would fuck off now’…she stays and fucking stays wanting kisses every 5 minutes and is generally ruining my chilled aaaaht evening. We start watching a film and it drags on and on and she is still here around midnight.

I end up dropping her home in shorts and a t-shirt on a cold December night so I can get half an hour to myself before bed. Of course if you all knew what I looked like you would understand her wanting to spend as much time with me as possible but my time is precious and I don’t like people hanging abaaaaht, especially in my flat. I’ll go to hers next time. (Bollocks! You are John Major, and I claim my 5 quid – DA)

Finally a message to all women when a man has shot his load fuck off after an hour…when he has shot his load twice fuck off right away and leave him in peace.
Go fuck yourselves.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt

The Vicar of Dibley


Never seen it as cant stand the salad dodger star or this sort of twee shite. I mentioned it in my recommendation of the great Xmas schedules.
But it has exceeded expectations. The fat bastard will take the knee in honour of Chiggun George, the saintly armed robber.

Fuck me woke.

(More here – NA)

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

And seconded by Sixdog Vomit:

Dawn French and the Vicar of Dibley. Resurrection of this show in three ten minute specials to cheer us up in lockdown will include a sermon about BLM with Dawn taking a knee for the cause……..
Nothing new here eh Dawn, must of got on both knees for Lenny a few times before he kicked you into touch for a younger model.
Maybe this belongs in the BBC section but it’s aimed squarely at Dawn and her black meat matters obsession.