HRVY


Apparently someone called HRVY, who appears to be related to Beaker from The Muppets, was on a fascinating social experiment for the digital age called ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ this year. Allegedly this is actually what he calls himself, because he ‘thinks it sounds cool’:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/strictly-star-hrvys-adorable-explanation-23025481

The Mirror is equally deserving of a cunting here for describing this bastardisation of an already pretty wanky name as ‘adorable’.

What kind of gurning, masturbating chimpanzee thinks removing the vowels from his name makes him anything other than a TTL WNKR?

Nominated by: Gloria Stitz

Dead Pool [191]


Congratulations to Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler who correctly predicted the next passing would be that of Tommy Pilling. His claim to fame was he and his wife, Maryanne, became one of the first couples with Down syndrome to marry in the UK. As if the poor bugger didn’t have enough to cope with, he succumbed to ‘Rona complications. He was 62.

On to Deadpool 191.You know the rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

George Clooney [2]


The coffee-advert turd and Black Lives Matter advocate is worth half a billion dollars yet still parades the leftie views. He and his philanthropist wife Amal, have given tons of money to a variety of leftwing causes over the years. Most recently the permanentl-grinning Hollywood power couple donated a whopping $7 million to the Biden campaign and another $500 thousand to anti-American “racial justice” initiatives making money off Black Lives Matter fever.

Now the holy one has talked about bullying.
“I remember my father saying, ‘Don’t come back and look me in the eye unless you stand up to bullies and racists” said Clooney. “I’m glad to have been raised that way,” the wanker claimed, and that from a very young age “to pick fights with people that are more powerful than you. And stick up for people who are less powerful than you, or had less of a position.” The oily cunt doesnt seem to realise that he’s on the side of the bullies.

Clooney also defended fellow wingnut Tom Cruise this week who recently berated his film crew whilst wearing one of those useless face-masks with the hole in that let’s out your germs. Shut up Cruise, you only care that your latest shitfest will make you loads more money. Surely the aliens from planet Xenu are protecting you.

Clooney is one of those Hollywood nuts who has no idea of reality and how he sounds. He must have a new film out. Perhaps he plays a smug, moralising, permanently-coiffured, horribly-oily, plastic-faced cunt spouting the usual virtue-signalling, hypocritical vomit.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Bit-Conned

For those of you who don’t fancy reading The Daily Mailicious,this is a letter from some old trout to the financial page asking for help getting her money back.

Basically,the auld bitch had been contacted (or contacted herself) some dodgy Cunt who opened a Bitcoin trading account for her…she then handed over twelve and a half thousand Pounds which,of course,promptly vanished. Now she is whining on that her bank haven’t refunded her.

Now, I’ve no time for banks but why the fuck should they refund every greedy Cunt who gets conned? She knew exactly what she was doing and it’s no good crying when it all goes tits up. She mentions that she had a brain tumour and so can be a bit forgetful….not so forgetful that she couldn’t set up the account…claim that the payments were for a purchase,not an investment…hide it from her husband (who is a Cunt for allowing a woman a bank-account) until she got in too deep..etc.

I have every sympathy for people who are genuinely conned but many of these cases involve avaricious Cunts who are too blinded by their own greed to see what is as plain as the nose on their face.

PS..the bank is a Cunt for caving in and giving her the money back…they should have told her to Fuck Off.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/experts/article-9079859/ASK-TONY-conned-cash-Bitcoin-boiler-room-scam.html

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler 

Deb Haarland and Native Americans

The Senate Wokes up. Deb Haarland, a Native American (or maybe I’m a Dutchman) straight out of Central Casting, is Biden’s new Interior Minister. Bugger me – Scalping and the Blood Eagle (look it up cunts) come to the White House. Will it change politics in America? Smart money has it “No way”. Politics is plenty tough enough on The Hill and The Woke Waryers (yank for warriors) will soon be wasted on dodgy alcohol.

What has happened to the noble savage of yester-year, those brave leaders that pow wowed eye to eye with John Wayne? The feared tribes of the Indian Nation that topped Custer? Now squalid peddlers of booze and drugs (excluding Cher who is allegedly a user of…) and, for their chief earner, gambling and posting out fake prize draws and horoscopes out of the vast Casino sheds built on their tribal lands. They are not subject to US law re taxes you see and have special policing arrangements (what is Cherokee for payola?).

America looks forward to a new dawn, an economy refigured and based on gaming (didn’t Gordon Brown try that one in the ‘90s?) once arrangements have been finalised with the Men of Business in Detroit and Las Vegas. Looking forward to limo-ing on down to see Cher and Tony Bennett playing the Cherokee Sands on The Strip.

Breaking News Mob Boss Tony Gambino has been hospitalised minus his hair and with his ribs ripped out of his chest and a tomahawk between his eyes. “It was a massacre” say police. Smoke was seen on the Hollywood Hills.

https://variety.com/2020/politics/news/kerry-washington-cher-deb-haaland-interior-secretary-1234850645/

https://www.casino.org/blog/10-things-you-should-know-about-native-american-casinos/

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

(Excellent nomination, Sir Limply, as well as providing all the links to back it up – DA)