“Pleading insanity” is a cunt, isn’t it.

Been done for a dodgy crime and going to be banged up for life?
Arrested for rape of somebody under-18?
About to be deported for a nefarious misdemeanour?
Imminently on trial for an horrific murder?

Then why not just ….. PLEAD MADNESS‼

? Make it appear as if you were possessed by somebody else❗

? Absolve yourself from all responsibility❗

? Prevent being returned to the shit-heap of a country from whence you slithered❗

? Massively mitigate your sentence❗

No need to practise the old ‘Two Pencils up the nose and pants on your head’ nonsense or even do a Hamlet. We know all the legal loopholes and have years of experience.

? Simply call Cunty & Cuntinson Legal Advisors and we’ll help you evade justice. Psychological Irresponsibility is our business. ?

? Don’t delay, feign madness today?

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

I would like to nominate the cock sucking at tension seeking plastic fantastic slapper that is Rita fucking Ora.

Now this cunt is starting to get on my nerves to the same level as Lilly the musical mong and here’s why, first it has to be her cats chorus shit music, secondly she has done a full on rebuild of herself with plastic surgery until she no longer resembles the original twat she was, thirdly is the attention seeking, she will do absolutely anything from fucking anyone who is willing as long as they are a celebrity to making damn sure she gets her weird plastic face on the news at any cost.

Which leads me nicely to the latest question…. You guys decide is Rubber Rita that much of a cunt the she is flying to Egypt for parties and flownting lock down rules and the health of a nation just because she is an arrogant self entitled diva cunt or is she that desperate for publicity she is organising the press to catch her throwing parties with 30 odd people, or not self isolating after going to shit holes like Egypt.

As I suspect it’s the later and much like Lilly mong she will keep on going until she is on ISAC all the time, cunts like rubber Rita don’t get Covid themselves they just help spread it around, so a puncture patch counting for rubber Rita who now looks like a blow up sex doll, I wonder if she has an interchangeable rubber snack, pull back ears, fold in teeth and a flat head for you to rest your pint glass on……..

Rubber Rita total cunt who is going to be getting on my nerves for years to come if you takes a que from Cher…. How long does plastic take to start breaking down. God help us all

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

(No doubt this pic will give the resident degenerates the horn! (mentioning no names, Cuntstable Cuntbubble) – DA)

North Yorkshire police are now letting a female officer on the beat wear a fucking hijab as part of her uniform.

Clue is in the name you cunts, “ITS A FUCKING UNIFORM”

It’s the same for everyone, now if I was commissioner of the said cuntstablary I would say “fit in or fuck off”. The pigs already look like glorified council workers, they don’t need this, all pigs should be WASPs, and at least 5’ 10”, sort the wheat from the chaff, utter cunts!!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

(More here – DA  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-55071815 )

NHS Cunts who Pressure the Elderly into agreeing to ‘Do Not Attempt to Resuscitate’
(DNAR) orders

It is now some sort of sick NHS policy to get old people to agree to this at all costs. Apparently, little old ladies and gentlemen are visited by nurses who then, kindly, arrange for fucking great notices to be delivered for the poor old souls to put up in their homes to confirm they do not want any attempts to be made to resuscitate them.

If this process meets with resistance eg the person says “Fuck right off”, the GPs just put it on the elderly person’s medical records without consulting them or their relatives. Job done. NHS saved.

There is evidence of this happening in residential homes for the elderly back in lockdown one. Now it is becoming more brazen.

Any of the elderly that Covid 19 might miss are now being dealt with by Dr Death and his Angels of Mercy. “Save the NHS”. Why?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9020211/SUE-REID-reveals-stories-Lucy-93-given-infamous-DNAR-order-against-wishes.html

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

V Day is a complete and total cunt.

Yes, another stupid phrase made up by the parasitic brain dead media for the beginning of the mass injection of a barely tested slop into the arms of the nation.

The BBC were having multiple orgasms while describing old cunts who will be dead soon anyway lining up like cattle to be injected by jack booted doctors so they can rattle on for a few more months.

Thought you’d seen every thing that could make you physically retch during this scamdemic? the TV ads? the panic buyers? the begging charity cunts? the wholesale destruction of the economy? nope, today to make you sick to the core of your stomach we had the animated piss stain Hancock crying crocodile tears on the TV while his friends bank accounts fill up with corrupt contract cash.

I would like to think there will be a day of reckoning for all these cunts like Hancock, Johnson and all the other tit swinging cunts but I’m not that stupid, cunts like this always walk away with pockets full of loot while normal people suffer, they will survive any war.

Look I know some of you will disagree and I respect that decision but I have no desire to have this stuff in my veins. I don’t need any pretend Casualty extras to tell me what’s what.

Yes but you won’t be able to fly and go to pop concerts or slack jaw sports events until you have it…well fucking good, I have no desire to waste any money on any of that trash anyway so we’re all square aren’t we?

Spanky signing off, over and out.

Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank

And here’s another from The Big Chunky Cunty, although more aimed at Matt Suckcock

An addition rather than separate nom
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A swift emergency genocidal cunting for Matt Hancock and his oscar winning performance on GMB.

I have not seen such a pathetic and utterly psychopathic ’emotional’ performance on TV since Diane Downs, convicted child killer, pretended a stranger shot her kids.

The media has even tried to brand it as ‘tears’, not ‘malicious laughing of a maniac’ that it should be rightly titled as. And yet you know thousands will swallow his performance and come back for more lies.

Not to worry though. There will be plenty of time for real tears when he’s facing a jail cell. The cunt.

ps Shove your vaccine up yer R’s!

And on the subject of Hancock, here’s one more from Lord Cuntingford

Never before in the field of human cuntinshness, was so much cuntishness given by so few to so many – to completely fuck up Winston’s saying. I read in my local paper that Matt Hancock (cunt) started crying on some morning TV show with Piers Morgan (cunt) and Susanna Reid (cunt). I’m so depressed – I just can’t take it anymore.

https://www.eppingforestguardian.co.uk/news/18928345.matt-hancock-cries-live-gmb-first-people-receive-vaccine/