Travis King


If you’re a new soldier based in South Korea, it’s probably not a good idea to punch a local in a nightclub and then have a go at the rozzers when they turn up.

It bought him a ticket home and a ‘fuck off out of the army’ card, it seems.

Did this chippy fellow take it on the chin like a man? Learn from it?

No, he secretly arranged a trip to the DMZ on the North Korean border with a tour group. Something that takes weeks.

He then slipped the guards at the airport taking him back to the USA and went to the DMZ.

And legged it into (yes, into) North Korea. He was lucky he wasn’t shot.

Leave him there I say. What a plonker.

But I’m sure we’ll get the ‘mental elf’ shite and the septics will spend millions trying to ‘bring him home’.

Let the stupid cunt stay out there. He’s earned it.

BBC News Link.

Nominated by : Cuntybollocks

49 thoughts on “Travis King

  1. There’s not a squint eye dog-eater anywhere who likes a black of any kind. They regard them as animals.
    Probably wise.

    • There are enough westerners detained for no good reason in undemocratic countries without time and money being spent trying to repatriate daft pillocks like this. He can enjoy the hospitality of the North Koreans for the next few years and tell them all he knows, which probably isn’t much.

  2. Top cunt Harry Maguire got away this sort of shit too. Still, in mitigation, I suppose he is a world class defender and England Lion. Fuck off.

    Good afternoon, everyone,

  3. Even the North Koreans have gone soft,it seems to be the modern way.

    Forty years back they would have machine gunned this fucking nasty cunt and left him to rot in the DMZ.

    Oh well I suppose there’s still chance they’ll hang him.

  4. ‘Soldier who fled to N Korea fired from cannon’.

    Noo Yawk Post, three months from now.

    Morning all.

    • I’d like to see him flung back over the DMZ from an enormous trebuchet.
      His choice of landing pad covering:
      1) Broken glass, nails, AIDS-infected syringes
      2) Deep foam, pillows and feathers *

      * only if his entire family gives up all of their government assistance money. That’ll never happen.

  5. As most yanks have a poor grasp of geography, is it possible he thought he was entering the UK for all the trappings that illegal entry promises?
    Whatever, I think he’ll find that black lives certainly don’t matter in the north.
    The best he can hope for is that they use him as a bargaining tool.
    The woke yanks will pay untold millions to get him back.

    • In the meantime I expect his family will say what a good boy he is and that he was actually an aspiring 5 star general who was studying in the hope of being accepted at West Point.

      • 3 purple hearts, congressional medal of honour and a ‘Goddammit son, glad to have you back!’

  6. He certainly will have mental issues if he`s ever returned after they suck what`s left of his brains out during `questioning`.

  7. I honestly think this twat does have mental health issues.
    He’s the only person on Earth who wanted to get into North Korea.
    All sane people want to leave.

    • I’m pretty sure another stupid cunt did it. Old fella now if still alive. I feel he regrets it too. I think he ended up teaching English to connected NKs. Probably for a handful of cold rice and a glass of water every 2 days. And not getting shot by a tank gun.

      He was a Yankee Doodle and all, but a honky.

      The stupid cunt.

      But this new one will have it worse. The NKs are taught that they’re the master race. Not allowed to breed with others. If an NK bird gets preggers to a visiting Chinese diplomat, she is given a forced abortion and sent to break rocks according to a book I once read on NK. If that’s what they of the Chinese, what will they make of him?
      Can’t remember that book’s name, but it was comparing the NK regime to Adolf’s.

  8. Bet he’s not adjusted to the food yet?

    Catmeat and dirty rice
    Fish heads an dirty rice
    Stray dog on Christmas.

    No grape soda, fried chiggun and cheesy chips for you Travis,
    You empty headed yank cunt.

  9. Remember that young yank lad in NK on a tour who nicked a sign from a hotel or summat? Wanted a ‘souvenir’.

    Breaking rocks he was within hours. Finally sent home, but was in a right state. Signs of torture, had severe brain damage and was dead within weeks.

    NK said, ‘Erm…Fuck all to do with us, son. Cunt was just sick. Oh look, a squirrel!’

    ‘Who fancies a trip to NK?’ said nobody with a brain. Any cunt going on holiday there does it to go ‘Ooooh look at me I’ve been to North Korea.’

    Well suck it up with the rest of the chain gang, you bellends. Just don’t ask taxpayers to get you out of there, you stupid cunts.

  10. Most Yanks have no idea what’s going on outside their own state let alone the country. He’s probably swallowed all that wokie shit about America being a terrible country crawling with raaaaay-sism and exploitation etc etc. Clueless little prick. Travis is going to learn some important life lessons…….the hard way.

  11. North Korea is ruled by child prodigy Kim il Jung.

    He is not only a statesman of note on the world stage,
    But a athletic powerhouse .
    Among his achievements
    Are

    1)learnt to drive aged 3yrs and could drive articulated lorries at 80mph

    2) won a yacht race age 9yrs

    At age 3 carried a colt 45 with which he could shoot out a light bulb at 100 metres.

    Also a composer of symphony, keen mountaineer.

    Deceptively corpulent to surprise the unwary

    Many a westerner has come unstuck in Korea by pointing at his portrait and saying

    ” He looks like a chinky police chief Wiggum!”

  12. Two nominations in a row about stupid people.
    I’ve been watching some fascinating videos on youtube recently about personality traits, stupid people in particular.
    I’ve done stupid things but i’ve not ended up in North Korea or Jail.
    It seems the world is full of, and being run by stupid incompetents.
    Watching these videos, i’ve learned to never underestimate stupid peoples ability to cause huge problems for themselves and other people and not to understimate just how many stupid people there are.

    • if you want to laugh at stupidity, visit the sussex coast. The place is ‘thick’ with them, Dooshkas and locals.

  13. Despite what I stated in my first post, I’ve just remembered that darkıe mental case basketball-playing Dennis Rodman is a semi-regular visitor to NK.
    Wonder why?

  14. NK is probably a lot safer than London, and the local gendarmerie less out of control than GMP or the Met. The NK Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un is very popular, at least according to the locals. Oh, and as a bonus there are no Lib Dems in NK. Its illegal!

    • I can’t fucking stand her. Thinks she’s something she’s not, the horse faced cunt. Reminds me of an alien as well with those lamps.

    • The bitch should have been sacked. As well as being forced to apologise on air. Everyone has a right to be ugly, she abuses the privelage.

    • The infamous broadcasting of children being touched up on live tv by Jimmy Savile and the statue by sex offender Eric Gill over the entrance to where all these offences took place, will never be forgotten.

    • Another brain dead BBC auto ” not cutie”

      FFs…. Repeated later in the day by some thick ex footballer on the one show…💩

    • Seems quite petty to me, as if she didn’t know what infamous really meant, or the person writing text for the autocue didn’t.

      I can’t get too triggered over this shite, sorry..

  15. I would just love to see the mental gymnastics this egg and spoon engaged in to come to the conclusion that chimping off into NK was a good idea. I can never get my head around b**tlip thought processes, (if there is such a thing).

  16. Apart from its brutality, the NK regime is completely paranoid.They’ll assume this fleabrained baboon is a spy, interrogate and torture it and use what’s left as a bargaining chip. By now he’ll have realised that being a Guantanamo detainee would be like a holiday at Center Parcs in comparison. What a moron.

  17. Didn’t this neeg take over the broom cupbiard from Phillip Schfield then do Top Of The Pops when he was known as Andy Peters?

    • I met Andy Peters after I”d been in the audience of Live ank Kicking.

      No i wasn’t diddled by anyone.
      Seeing as i was 14 and a bit too old for it all I wouldn’t have minded if, while wandering Television Centre, a young Ruth Langsford…

  18. I reckon they’ll let Travis go pretty soon. As soon as they realise he’s even thicker than Uncle Joe.

    • I hope they think he’s a type of land based conger eel and eat the cunt.

Comments are closed.