Fake Crowd Noises


Ok sometimes you get the option of turning them off. But my short(ish) and sweet point is this:

BBC had fake applause for the knee taking on Match of the Day this week. The campaigns are BLM and ‘Kick it (racism) out! (of football)’

This implies that the crowds are being racist. But no fucker is in the ground and I haven’t heard monkey noises in English grounds since the 70s.

Perhaps, to make this campaign more meaningful, the BBC, Sky and BT can dub fake monkey noises when blacks get the ball? Maybe have fake electronic mannequins (white male ones, of course) with their mouths moving throwing bananas at Marcus Rashford types too? They could have the mannequins wearing Brexit shirts too.

Fuck off.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year you cunts.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

57 thoughts on “Fake Crowd Noises

  1. The only thing funnier than this is the players doing their shitty look-at-me goal scoring celebrations to a stand full of empty seats.

    • Laps of honour with a trophy in an empty stadium too lol. Holding it aloft to no fucker. Silly twats.

      I recall I was very pissed when I wrote this nom, but I stand by every fucking word.

  2. The fucking BBC just don’t get it. They’ll realise one day, when as they will, fans return to the stadiums, mush as I wish they’d stay away from the woke fuckers.

    Mind you by the way it’s going it’ll be clapping on demand at the point of a gun. Aka North Korea.

    Been out for a walk, fucking freezing so gonna have a soak in the tub with a glass of vino. Butchers faggots later with mash and peas. Spot on.

    • I dont find it funny, I find it sinister.
      And vaguely insulting.
      Trying to socially manipulate us to think theres support for their bullshit cause.
      Drowning out dissent and inserting applause?
      The filthy commie cunts.

      • Oh you’re right MNC, I’m just saying that if we need to ‘kick racism out of football’, then the BBC might as well make fake monkey noises like they make fake applause for the knee taking, the utter bastards.

      • Its bullshit Cuntybollocks isnt it?
        Im not a football fan,
        But id guess there’s not much racism in modern football?
        Seeing as most teams are made up of different nationalities and multi racial, it suits them to make out theres some huge issue,
        Might of been the case years ago but not now.
        They don’t do subtle with their bullshit either,
        Its forced on us, and it doesn’t bode well for the likes of us.

      • Spot on MNC.

        The only time I’ve seen it in recent years is in Eastern Europe. Was it Bulgaria Vs England about a year ago, when some Bulgarian ‘Ultras’ were doing nazi salutes and monkey chants?

        Yes, out of order but it was in fucking Bulgaria. No need to claim that crowds in the English Premier League are doing the same, because they fucking aren’t!

        It’s a piss take. Just shit stirring and once again, we have another institution claiming white people are racists.

        Good luck with that, you’re never getting a penny off me again, you cunts.

      • Well said MNC

        They’ve helped to completely destroy the game as far as I’m concerned.

        Kick it Out and the likes is fair enough and I don’t think anybody would really objects to it

        The kneeling cucks and the fake applause is just beyond the pale.

        The clubs and airhead playing staff couldn’t alienate themselves from their working class followers anymore if they possibly tried.

        Cunts!!!

    • A walk!!!!!!!! The fucking Stasi will be round. Watched vid of an old dear being handcuffed in Bournemouth.

  3. Why do you watch MOTD when Sky’s YouTube channel has the highlights for free Cunty? All the goals and no Linekunt or Danny Murphy to boot.

    • I don’t watch MOTD (or the BBC) anymore, but I heard about it and saw the clip.

  4. Football is now a woke cun’ts game…finished with it.
    On the plus side I am feeling the affect of a few whiskies.

  5. Used to absolutely love football, both playing and watching.

    Nowadays absolutely everything about it (the whiny managers, the ever increasing ridiculous salaries and transfer fees, commentators, prima donna players who fall over at every opportunity, their shite goal celebrations, taking the knee, Covid infection rates and fucking crowd noise) pisses me off and as a result want nothing to do with it.

      • Especially the female commentators Allan.

        Fuck all to offer to the predominantly male viewers apart from eye candy. Isn’t that sexist? If not they should bring back the scantily glad girls on the darts. Like they still do at F1. Apparently.

        Don’t watch that either anymore because wanker Hamilton. Even before he started winning realised he was a complete cunt.

        Apart from the Summer and Winter Olympics (and a bit of golf and cricket) pretty much done with sport these days.

      • Female fucking commentators, clueless entitled noisy harridans peels the cells off my eardrums.

        To winter sports, I’m watching Eurosport and all they show right now is alpine & cross country, biathlon, ski jumping, knowledgeable male commentators bravery strength skill and courage, beautiful snowy venues not a woke word amongst it.

    • I agree Three Strokes, biathlon is great, love all the young fanny in the tight fitting Lycra, laid on their front, buttocks heaving in distress while they try to catch their breath, now that proper sport!

  6. Fake crowd noises, they couldn’t have real recorded ones, monkey chants and ‘you fucking wanker’, followed by get off the field you useless twat.

    Arsenal home games should have jungle noises, make the team feel right at home 😂

    Burnley have a token ‘person of colour’ called Mumbongo, fucking hilarious, I am sure they added the first M so he didn’t get the piss taken.

  7. By coincidence, I just turned the telly on to watch something recorded earlier, and on comes this football match between Ars & New, whoever the fuck they are.

    Obviously I don’t give a fuck about football, but the fake crowd noises immediately boiled my piss, not least because it was obvious there was no crowd, the stands being completely empty!

    Noticed the noise gets turned up a bit when the action moves closer to the goal area, pathetic. Do they have a special noise for when some cunt scores?

    Fuck me – one of the refs is a woman, what the fuck’s that all about?

    Oh shit, now Linekunt’s on, babbling and socially distancing with two other cunts.

    I feel your pain, Cuntybollocks, and all you other football fans out there.

    • Oh there is pain, RTC.

      I’ve been an Arsenal fan since I was 7. Been around the country following them. Watched some great players and teams (Brady, Sansom, Adams, Henry, Vieira, Bergkamp, Van Perdue etc) and some awful ones.

      But I always loved the team the same.

      Now? Says it all that I’m not even watching them on a free to air game.

      I’m done with modern football. Hopefully, the backlash will be so big from the fans once the Rona crisis ends (if it ever fucking does) that they’ll stop whitey bashing and get rid of the fucking wimminz in the studio talking shite.

      If not, they can all fuck right off.

      • Same for me Cunty. Not sure I will bother with the season ticket even if/when it gets back to normal.

    • How you doing Ruffers , think I am getting slowly pissed. On the Bushmills and I am going to have a fucking headache in the morning.

      • Not so bad, thanks Gingers. I’ve just started on the Baileys, but unfortunately there’s not enough left to give me a headache in the morning. 😢

  8. I’m watching the Arsenal/Newcastle game..fucking dire….there’d have been fuck-all for a real crowd to cheer if they had been there….turned over now while the human skitter-slick Lineker giggles away with Wright and Shearer..I’ll use the time to e\mail the BBC demanding to know why there isn’t some tart screeching her views.

      • Wouldn’t surprise me if the Cunt likes to dress up in women’s clothes and blackface just so that he can “empathise with da women of colour’s struggle”…that and because he gets a sexual thrill out of it.

      • On the one hand he is a tart. But on the other hand, most tarts at least have an element of shagability to them. I am not even convinced that any of ISaCs contributors that prefer an alternative sexual preference would want to penetrate the jug eared crisp muncher. Well, perhaps with a kitchen knife maybe. On the flip side you dont need a crowd (real or dubbed) to tell you he is 100% cunt.

    • It is indeed Sixdog.

      English football became terminally ill at the end of the 1991-92 season.

      It’s been a long, slow and painful death.

  9. Fake crowd effects controlled by some cunt in a studio helping to push a false nefarious narrative and to create the illusion of support when actually there is none at all.

    Exactly like the Nazi propaganda commentator in the film Escape to Victory.
    Twiddling the volume knob on his radio to counteract the silence whenever the German’s scored.

    Never thought I’d ever see the day the British Broadcasting Corporation would employ the same propaganda techniques.

    Rot in hell you CUNTS!

    • just thought of that scene in ESCAPE TO VICTORY when i scrolled down and saw your comment.who would have thought watching it as a child that it would happen in real life in this country. what a shower of commie cunts the bbc are. glad i cancelled the license

  10. What pisses me off is the first game I watched Reading was in1971against Lincoln City. Now I couldn’t give a fuck….thank you, to you woke cunts

  11. My Dad, dog bless him was a big Royals fan. I wonder what he would have thought of this bullshit now.

  12. Just watched the highlights of Leipzig vs Dortmund

    What a fucking player young Halaand is👍
    Utd need to go all out to sign him-he has it all.

  13. I have not watched one match since we began groveling to ch!mps, to be honest I was looking for an excuse to ditch this puff’s fest anyway, shaking hands before kick off, hugging the opposition afterwards, I bet they carry the act on afterwards in the communal bath recreating the theme from Barrymore’s pool party, fuckin Wankers the lot of them.!!

  14. Off topic:

    Just watched footage of two middle aged, respectable women, arrested in Bournemouth promenade for the heinous crime of sitting on a park bench.
    Un-fucking-believable ☹️👎

  15. What a load of synthetic shit.
    Enforced sympathy for cunts nobody ever met?
    Political muck shittying the sports?
    Brainwashing filthy cunts.
    All smiles and rotten corrupt toadery.
    Of course there never has been and never will be comment on the descent into a new savage Dark Age if we cave in to this evil shit.
    Sports?
    Evil?
    Bolshevist dictatorship?
    On the telly?
    FILTHY EVIL CUNTS.

  16. My old Man who is old and doddery was watching the nags earlier. Apparently a jockey fell of a horse today, but won a race later?

    The commentating cunt, ITV, I think, (maybe the fekker that’s was outed, sorry cunted on here recently) asked him how he was doing, jockey replies that ‘it’s a mans game, so pick yourself up and just have to get on with it’

    Or words to that effect, the old mans hearing aid is not the best.

    The commentator then spends minutes apologising to the viewers who may have taken offence at the words ‘mans game’

    What a cunt.

    • I knew a few jockeys, back in the day-they were all complete piss-heads and womanisers👍

    • Little fuckin jockey showing people how to act, 4ft summat, 6stone wet through and acts like Billy Big Bollocks?
      Well done that man👍

      Bert Trautmann playing with a broken neck,
      Ali vs Foreman both near to death.

      Modern footballers snogging like teenagers at a disco and crying at nasty words,
      Ball fondlers .

      • Sorry Frazier.
        But Big George Foreman is a proper man too.
        And makes a good grill.

      • @MNC I remember Malcolm Marshall, batting one handed ( had a broken left hand) to help Larry Gomes reach his hundred. Marshall then helped bowl England out in the second innings.
        Not being anti-patriotic but Marshall was a class player to watch.
        I miss the likes of Marshall.

  17. What they should have is Samuel l Jackson saying Mother Fucker when racist whitey takes the ball off one of the silvery moons. Another jolly wheeze could the crowd ask the tarts who commentate to get your tits out for the boys. Oh and linemepockets getting shot in the nads could cheer Britain up.

  18. And some skidmark, sorry no-mark, on here had the cheek to exclaim that I’d gone insane.

    Maybe I have… Catch you with my death bag… but I promise… I will POST again!!!!

  19. Shoot the cunt’s what I say, either way. Fed up of genteel messaging.

    • Me too Wokey.
      Ive realised thats my trouble.
      To genteel.
      But its not going to hold me back any longer!!

  20. I can’t wait to watch the Left having to line up to take their FORCED innoculations.

    I can’t wait to watch the horror and dismay on their faces as they desperately plead “but, but we were NICE to you”…

    I can’t wait for the reaction on their face to realising in one injection that Alexa, Netflix, all the shite that they bought into has conspired against them to have them PUT TO DEATH. Which they FUCKING DESERVE.

  21. Pissed myself at fake coughing and applause on the snooker. Rugby too made me laugh, waiting for a video ref decision, there was fake booing at a no try? For years have they not been trying to drive out un-sporting conduct from the crowd? If so then why the fuck have fake booing?

  22. They should make the fake crowd noises more realistic by using recordings of the recent Millwall game where the crowd darted booing and shouting “get up you cunt” when the players took the knee.

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