The loony left. (This comes courtesy of the Guido Fawkes website). Sometimes, this shit really does write itself.

The loony left are currently targeting David Lammy (yes, you read that right), the racist and race baiting gobshite, because Lammy posted a tweet in which he praised Winston Churchill as a pioneer of human rights.

Cue much rheeing, wailing and gnashing of snowflake teeth. I’ve seen a number of the tweets attacking him, and I have to say most of them seem to come from the sort of people who…erm…what’s the word? Despise…white people. And they’re definitely the sort who hate the UK.

I haven’t yet seen an apology from Lammy, and I hope one will not be forthcoming. But I always find it a glorious sight when the left turn on one of their own. I have to admit though, I’m it’s Lammy who’s become the target. I’m even more surprised to find Lammy praising any white man, let alone Winston Churchill. Must’ve been some party Lammy went to before he posted it.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

I am a scottish descendant ,my family originated in the 1600″s and I came back
from Englandshire to live out the rest of my days in the Highlands,

I am sitting here laughing my cock off at the antics of the “superspreaders” down in your swamp.

Control the virus !,,,,means ? ,,,go to the beach in our thousands and “BEER”,,,go to the city/town centre in thousands and more “BEER”, Go shopping in your thousands to buy some cheap tat made by BAMES in a country where they get a bowl of rice for a weeks slavery.

Still sitting here enjoying the view of you all cooped up and choking, we have to put up with the Krankiecunt untill the dimwits who comprise the Scottish parliament finally trip her up and boot her flabby arse out out of that badly designed, over budget (How many million) henhouse in Edinburgh,,,MSP £85000.00 a year for being a council numpty !,,,how do i sign up ????.

just for the record,, I do not know anybody here who supports/admires/agrees
or is in favour of of the nats,,they are too busy painting their arses and their faces
blue to find time to look up one with the other !, they are also recognised here as being at the bottom of pond life here and only mob motivated.

The SNP (Scottish Nazi Party ?) are running the country (SIC) one an unbelievable deficit, the roads are Unfit for use,the hospitals are U.S. and actually killing people, two brand new hospitals, non operational for hygiene reasons, one actually closed after killing several child patients,local “Services” a shambles,

Police ,chaos in the ranks but at least we don’t have to put up with miserable man hating dyke who is surrounded by other “show” dykes who go everywhere with her, a shipbuilding industry which is supported by the SNP,(god help them) which is apparently incapable of building ships and “SYMPATHETIC” and caring health minister who believes that to protect old people correctly she and the Krankiecunt shipped all the sick and elderly out of hospitals and crowded them all into care home ,,,where “SURPRISE !”,, they all started diying in great numbers while the “Health” witch ,,(have you seen the face on her ??, she would turn vinegar sour, face like a skelped arse).

It would appear that “Knickerless” sturgeons ultimate plan is to completely wreck the country to a worthless state and then buy it up with Philip green in order to declare “INDEPENDENCE” ??

Almost done now,

After many years of travel and work in foreign lands I returned home, and one evening when the dust had settled, turned on the TV,,,,,,,,,,,,I was
confronted by a black presenter (are we still allowed to use black as a word ??
he in turn handed over to a black “reporter” who continued to prattle on about a black lifetime criminal in america who had been killed by police whilst engaged upon his daily grind of of drug dealing,robbery,burglary and rape, ,,,

I then noticed not so subtle propaganda moves on every channel, now appears mandatory to have at least three bames in every shot !,,,,on that day I saw over
100 bames on my television but on an earlier visit that day to my local city only saw 2 !??!,

Where is this propaganda and manipulation coming from ?,,,

Is it a crime to be white ?, please somebody some guidance,,,has the world gone mad ?,, should I now return to the peace and quiet of the middle east, ,,??? (no Ni@@@@@s in Damascus) arabs hate them more than we do !

And in response to cuntfinder general, no I was not having a go at Scotland just the wee toon councillors posing asw statesmen/women in that big shed in Edinburgh while soaking up the tax payers money £85k PA ? for doing what ? ,,,buying up council houses cheap, buggering wee boys, scamming charities, losing money in transit ? eh Nicola what did happen to that £10 million? and the £500 each “BRIBE?, the point I was trying to make was that the ” government” are the people who are cheating lying and stealing from the numpties wi the flags and blue painted arses who are too thick to see through the like salmond and sturgeon, if I am wrong then watch where she goes AFTER the next election.

BTW,, I have not been hiding in Englandshire having spent the last thirty five years in the mob, Falklands,Afgan ,Syria,Iraq, Aden and a few others which dont get a mention in ” highbrow” newspapers like your are,, the “record” ??.

Nominated by: Backbiter

Sneaky, pious, religious proselytising cunts! (A bit of a long one but hopefully with good reason).

Upon reading something recently it reminded me that I used to frequent a now long since departed site which had a wide variety of forums including News and Politics, Religion, Science etc. The forum rules included “No Proselytism” mainly because as it was an international site the forums were open to all comers including many Muslim majority countries and most of said members would shamelessly preach to anyone who would listen and anyone who didn’t want to come to that. I thought they were cunts but I kind of respected their fanatical outlook and didn’t give a fuck about the “No proselytism rule as because they continued to ignore warnings they were generally booted off the site after a couple of days. The Religion forum was for discussing different beliefs, not for flat out preaching or trying to convert. This cunting isn’t about them.

Far worse than the above offenders were the sneaky passive aggressive Christians, especially, but not limited to, the Creationists. These cunts were actually worse than the Muslims because if they got a warning in the Religion forum for proselytising their next port of call was to infest the Science forum, start a thread about some sort of XYZ science subject matter, the Big Bang for instance, the actual subject matter being actually irrelevant as they would slowly turn their thread around to “God did it, God vs evil, God is good, the wonders of God” anyway.

One of the worst offenders was a proper sneaky cunt, for the purpose of this cunting his name will be ‘Piouscunt’. Piouscunt was guilty, among other transgressions of constantly quote mining and cherry picking parts of your post that suited his religious agenda. He tried that shit with me once until I pulled him up and gave him an example of how out of context his quotes were. My example was “Piouscunt supports pea-doos”, then after him throwing a tantrum for a few hours showing him the complete quote would have been “Piouscunt supports pea-doos get longer jail terms”. He never pulled that cherry picking quote mining with me again.

On the subject of the Big Bang, another one of his favorites to turn the thread around to “God did it” was “Nothing comes from nothing”, although he never could explain how this God apparently made himself out of nothing and the Earth and everything on it too. Of course when pushed into a corner and when they have run out of google answers in a science thread of their, or someone else’s making, there is always their get out of jail free card, “Well, God works in mysterious ways”.

Hilariously enough, like all good hypocritical religious types who preach morality at every chance they get, it turned out Piouscunt had started an internet long distance relationship and had been sending semi-naked pictures of himself (and she to him) to a girl, well, less than half his age. When Piouscunt broke this relationship off she started a thread about the disgusting way she had been treated, complete with posting some of his “pictures” and as if by magic Piouscunt was gone faster than a choirboy on cheese and wine night!

Anyway, I’m glad this hallowed site hasn’t got any of these types of sneaky, religious, proselytising, pious cunts. If someone wants to preach they should just be honest about it, after all, isn’t religion about honesty?

And here endeth todays lesson…..

Fuck off!

Nominated by: Coolforcunts 

Boris ‘Jellyfish’ Johnson. ‘Get Brexit Done’. ‘I will walk away with no deal’. You…lying…cunt! Four and a half fucking years since the referendum, and we are STILL engaging in bullshit with the fucking EU. This should have been done and dusted at least two years ago, and would have been if Treason May hadn’t been such a monumental twat. And now we have Johnson, apparently trying to prove that it is, in fact, HE who is the biggest cunt ever to disgrace the steps of No10 Downing Street.

He set a deadline for walking away from trade talks of the 30th June (which also happens to be my birthday. Guess which fat bastard almost ruined it?). The day came, and the spineless prick pushed the date back to the end of July. The end of July came, and the gutless fuck pushed the date back to the end of October. The end of October came, and the cowardly shite pushed it back to November 15th. November 15th came, and…seeing a pattern yet? Today is Thursday 10th December, THREE DAYS after the day he firmly, hand on heart, absolutely, definitely, guaranteed, cross my heart, will walk away with no deal. He pushed the date back to today. AND NOW the useless, fat, lying, cock sucking, pig fucking piece of shit….has pushed the deadline back YET AGAIN, to FUCKING SUNDAY. I smell Princess Pig Face’s influence here.

Then, if no progress has been made with the ‘negotiations’, we will absolutely, definitely, no more can kicking, 100% will walk away with no deal. Does anybody actually believe that this albino walrus will actually tell the EU to shove the trade deal right up its bloated arse? I fucking don’t. How can I? This sumo sized shithouse has done nothing but lie, cheat and fucking cave in all year. And not just on Brexit, but also on the Flu Manchu. He’s practically handed the reigns for that over to the Two Ronnies of Doom.

I said it with May, now I’m saying it with Jellyfish Johnson. He has got to go. Back in the first world war, a soldier displaying such levels of craven cowardice as this quivering Quisling has shown, would be tied to wooden post and shot. Maybe that’s the kick up his fat arse he needs. This obese oaf actually wants people to view him in the same way as we view Churchill. He’s more of a fucking Chamberlain. Cunt!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

…and here’s a new one from Quick Draw

Boris ‘Jellyfish’ Johnson and his wretched government. Not content with fucking up the economy and continually bottling out of telling the EU to fuck right off, it seems the albino walrus and his band of bastards are now intent on turning the UK, the so called ‘Mother of Democracies’, into a dictatorship. It also seems that their policy on dealing the bat flu is to follow Einstein’s definition of stupidity (doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting a different result).

We’ve have had TWO lockdowns already, neither of which have worked, and in between, the tier system. Boris wasn’t happy with having just three tiers though, so now he’s created a fourth, which is basically a lockdown in all but name. The big problem in all this, is that Jellyfish is only listening to one point of view on the virus, all coming from self-important cunts like Vallance, Whitty and SAGE. It also turns out that, after claiming to have resigned from his government advisory role, Neil “Wrong Roy” Ferguson has actually been working for a sub group of SAGE. Given that’s he’s still involved in forming the government’s response, it’s no surprise that that response has been a complete fucking shambles.

Jellyfish is not a leader. And the image he liked to promote, of him being a loveable, bumbling rogue has now been well and truly shattered. He’s incompetent and a compulsive liar. Given that’s he’s also a serial adulterer, it shouldn’t really be a surprise that he and the truth are complete strangers. And his continual U-turns on walking away from the Brexit negotiations show that, worst of all, he’s a craven coward. Johnson is completely and utterly unfit for office.

I voted for an independent at the last general election, but I did feel a little guilty that I didn’t vote Tory. Not anymore. Boris and his government have been an absolute disgrace over the past nine months and now I would be ashamed to admit that I voted for them. If the Tories manage to win the next election, it will be a massively reduced majority, if they get a majority at all. The so called Red Wall Tories will all be out on their asses, because only the most die hard northern Tory would vote for them now. Boris has made his party toxic.

Forgot to mention, the fat cunt has also put back a decision on decriminalising non payment of the licence fee until 2022. Hopefully, the useless twat will be out of politics by then.

For a couple of hundred years Yanks have been roaming the forests and woodlands of America, armed to the teeth, and shooting at anything that moves. Thousands of people have seen Big Foot but not a single one of these trigger happy rednecks has managed to nail the bastard and produced a body.
Hmmmm……. I wonder how that happens?

(Most sightings seem occur in rural areas with high levels of moonshine production. Just sayin’ – NA)

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog