Another fine example of soft touch Britain becoming the dustbin of the world for assorted criminals, tërrörists and dêviänts.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/dec/30/i-felt-like-i-was-born-again-first-non-binary-person-granted-uk-refugee-status

A Johnny Foreigner who won’t live by the morals of its own country and so ends up inflicting its nasty habits on us.
No doubt everything it will ever want will be provided at the expense of you and I via a vast array of benefits and grants from the DSS/DWP and council with the NHS funding a new ringpiece or tîts & front bottom in due course.
Based on the image and information provided I can’t imagine it has any useful skills to attract a potential employer or other attributes that benefit this country in any way whatsoever.
As El Salvador is a Spanish speaking country why the f*ck has this specimen sought refuge here instead of Spain or any number of countries around the world formerly run by the day-gos? Do the bull fighting fraternity not have their own frëãks?
Whatever happened to this country that we attract and can’t be rid of paràsites like this and their various sponsors?

Nominated by: Dickie Dribbler

With 11 days until Sleepy Joe takes the helm of the good ship USA and sails her into Chinese waters the democrats are determined to to kick the crap out of the Don, all aided and abetted by the mass media and big tech.

The latest plot is a call to impeach him and enact the 25th amendment to remove him from office before the 20th of January. Their reason? Because they don’t trust trump with the big red button.

Fuck of you cunts, it’s plain to see this is motivated by a desire to humiliate a man that stood up to you, a man that called out the media for what it is and a man that made the Chinese very pissed off.

Trump often lacked the finesse of an established politician, that’s served to highlight what a rotten corrupt bunch of bottom feeding scum most of them are.

If you had one iota of sense you’d realise you’re adding fuel to the fire. The patriots will feel even more disenfranchised and Trump will be viewed as the president in exile.

RIP USA

(Link to story provided by NA)

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Ho-ho-ho – a special Yuletide cunting – it’s that cunt again – Anthony Blair, who has obviously been given a junior doctor kit for Christmas, because he now offers medial advice, with fuck all knowledge:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55410349

Clearly he is not a Dame Keir fan, as he seems to be determined to come back into the limelight.

Half a loaf might be better than none, but is half a dose better than none?. I doubt it, some scientists doubt it, but hey it gives Anthony a chance to camp it up on TV again.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Added to with much aplomb by Harold Steptoe:

Just to hop aboard this cunting.

Anthony Bliar has also suggested the government implement “Covid passports” which would only allow travel abroad for those who could provide proof of their disease status.

No doubt this would then filter down to music venues, restaurants, pubs, etc,

Sounding familiar?
It should.

Cast your mind back to when Tone was so keen for everyone to carry ID cards.

See you all at Checkpoint Tony in a few months.

…and a follow-up from W.C. Boggs again

A limp-wristed, Mandy luvs ya cunting please for the Princess Tony as he continues to mount his comeback to “fix his reputation”, with a wordy and windy essay published in the Evening Standard on January 11th 2021:

https://www.standard.co.uk/comment/the-system-will-say-it-s-doing-its-best-on-covid-that-isn-t-good-enough-b826091.html

He takes so long to say so little (perhaps Alcoholic Ali helped him?), platitudes, sophistry and stating the bleeding obvious are grist to the Blair mill – what a shameless little cunt he is, using a major health crisis to try to relaunch his fifth rate career. It was hardly worth getting his eyebrow pencil out of his handbag to write this tat on one of Cherie’s jamrags. Take retirement now, duckie.

The paper is free. I advise getting hold of several copies to use when you run out of bog roll.

An emergency cunting please for Cadbury’s and their new cream egg advert.

It seems somebody thinks it’s a good idea to have a couple of benders share one at the same time, in a chocolate and cream gayness snog.

Maybe it’s me, but chocolate and cream seems a metaphor for spunk and shite.

I’ll be buying Fruit Pastilles instead then I think, until some gay shoves some up his arse for a gerbil to munch on during the ad break for ‘The Chase’.

Obviously, the fact little kids will be subjected to this filth is to be celebrated.

Repent! Repent!

https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/10/cadburys-new-creme-egg-advert-featuring-gay-couple-praised-online-13878625/

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

Female Football Pundits

It seems that if you’re a split arse, you can talk shite about a club and should not be criticised for it.

The stupendously annoying Karen ‘144 caps for England’ Carney being the latest example. What happened was one of the main reasons I gave to people a while back why there shouldn’t be women pundits on the men’s game. They can’t be argued with.

In a nutshell, she (wrongly in my opinion and I am no Leeds fan) claimed Leeds were only promoted because of the Covid break. She doubted they would’ve ‘got’ up had they not had the break.

Now, I do believe she is entitled to such an opinion. But she needs to stand by it. To be fair, I haven’t heard her say anything yet (but she should be arguing her case and saying it’s not sexist to argue with her points). It’s the usual mob coming to her defence. Rio Ferdinand being one of them. You see, Leeds United responded (politely) to prove her wrong. That was it. Cue an absolute meltdown. How dare anyone question a split arse. ‘It’s bullying, innit?’

Well, here’s the thing. If wimminz want equality and to be treated the same as a male pundit, they need to defend controversial comments.

If Graham Souness had said such a thing, no fucker would be telling the club concerned to ‘back off’.

In fact, I recall Gary Neville laying into Arsenal one night a season or two ago. Had a massive rant and called the players a disgrace or summat like that. Next time on Sky, he was put through the grinder by the presenters and other pundits. He was right to be honest, but he said he probably went a bit overboard but stood by his comments. He took all sorts of shite too on social media for it. Far, far worse than anything Carney’s been getting.

But no,we can’t question a split arse when she says similar bollocks.

Fuck that. She wants to play at being a pundit, then expect clubs and players (and fans) to argue against you if you make highly controversial points.

Fuck off.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/55485336

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

and this from Sixdog Vomit 

Football Pundits

A half time nomination for football pundits in general and the BBC’s chief football writer Phil McNumpty in particular.

Every week they take aim at whichever big name manager’s team has lost a couple or few games consecutively. Wilder at Sheffield Utd, who’ve picked up two points all season, doesn’t get a mention.

For a while this season McNumpty and co were gunning for Ole Gunnar Solskjær at Manchester United after a lacklustre start to the season, now United are second on goal difference. Then they took aim at Arteta at the Gunners, who were on a bad run but were only a couple of wins away from stability. Now it’s Frank Lampard at Chelsea. After a long good run Chelsea have a blip and McNulty begins the speculation about Frank’s future. Sixth in the league and a a couple of wins from being back in the Champions League spots, but according to McNumpty a prime candidate for the sack.

All the cunt does is speculate on a manager’s future whilst offering no insight into what they are doing wrong or what can be changed.

What a waste of the licence fee.