Piers Morgan, for being a Flu Manchu hypocrite. Ever since this shit started, Morgan has been one of the most hysterical in their outright terror of this virus. Constantly screeching at ‘celebrities’ who have broken ‘the rules’ as though they were laws. Well, now he’s gone and done it himself being photographed in a taxi, without a mask. He even issued the same kind of bullshit explanation that his targets have come out with:

“I put my mask on seconds after this pic was taken, as the cab moved off. I should have done it before I got in but ironically, I was chatting to the paparazzi & I forgot”.

Yeah, yeah. Morgan has spent the past 9 months screaming at people, both on his show and on Twitter, about the rules and how anyone who didn’t believe in the bat flu or didn’t follow the rules, was a ‘covidiot’. He’s held everyone, from sports players to actors to musicians and especially politicians, to the highest standards. I don’t think it’s too much to expect that someone who does that be held to the very same standards.

Personally, I don’t give a fuck if someone does or does not wear a mask in a taxi. But if you’re someone who has been dementedly demanding that others follow the rules, you’d better be damn sure that you’re following them too. Especially in public. Morgan’s excuse is bollocks. It’s nothing more than a hypocritical attempt to absolve himself of responsibility. Put his mask seconds after the photo was taken? How convenient. Shame there’s no proof of that. Cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

A There’s Nowt So Q ueer As Folk, Theres-No-Business-Like-Show-Business, look at me duckie, cunting please for that demented ex “comedian” soon to be Labour MP, Izzard, the boy/girl done good this week, his fans calling him a “trailblazer” (though I’d still call him a raving poofter) for “LGTVQABC123 comedy”.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/eddie-izzard-pronouns-she-her-transgender-b404753.html

What tremendous act of bravery did the raddled old queen come out with to make him the queen of wokedom?. Admitting to being a turd burglar?, breaking down and saying he had AIDS?. Knob polishing the winner of Strictly Come Mincing? Well, no – nothing quite so cutting edge as that: he allowed himself to use the pronouns “she” and “hers”.

A raving exhibitionist pervert, the smegma on the Labour party’s foreskin, hoping to become one of Starmer’s charmers. A bigger cunt than Blair and Mandy put together.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

And seconded by LeonardoDiCunty:

The cross dressing ‘funny man’ has announced he/she/it is in a ‘transition period’ and wants to be addressed as her/his.

I assume this is ahead of it formally becoming one of the sisterhood. Sadly I couldn’t read the rest of the article as It was pictured in leather skirt, pouting red lipstick and a strange blonde hairdo, shorter than, but not unlike the cunt from the Human League off of the eighties and I had to go off and puke.

Years ago this would have been freak show material with kids in the audience pointing and crying.

It’s just abymisal really that wrong uns get headline billing in the tabloids, are all ac Ross anti social media etc and are lauded as some sort of superhero sin society.

I fucking despair.

And thirded by Miserable Northern Cunt 

Eddie Izzard.

Ive never found him funny.
Creepy, certainly but not funny.
Now Edith Lizzard wants to be known by the pro nouns ‘she’ ‘her’ etc.
Took him till now, late middle age, to want this.
He also commits the crime of beret wearing.
This is ok for the armed forces but anyone else doing this is despicable!
Che Guevara, frank Spencer, every Frenchman, wolfie smith,
Its the sign of a wrong un, a bad egg, a warning that the wearer is a pariah.
Oh Betty.

In the spirit of the season, I would like to cunt Christmas crackers.

From the lame jokes to the crap ‘gifts’, unless you buy a premium set there seems to be absolutely no point to them. And yet in my family we still buy them because it’s tradition.

I enjoy Christmas but bah humbug to these pieces of tat.

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun

I’d like a “ on yer bike you stupid cunt” cunting for Simon Cowell.

The condescending dipstick bought an E bike that he knew was capable of 60mph, got on, set off, and flipped it, and broke his back. He’s now trying to sue the company that manufactures them for 10 million, claiming that the company should have given him lessons.

The only lesson this cunt needs is how to read manuals that specifically say “ not suitable for rich arrogant cunts”.

Good luck with your claim Mr Knievel, you utter cunt.

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

(More here – DA https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/13459883/simon-cowell-legal-action-electric-bike-crash-broken-back/ )

This cunting is not so much about the cricket itself but the ‘add ons’. For a cricket enthusiast a tournament in the depths of an English winter should be a sure fire winner but as I watch game number three my piss is starting to boil.

Firstly, the players are taking the knee. I would love one of them to refuse to do so ; I am sure that the majority of players and fans do not approve of the bollocks .

Secondly, the commentators seem to be paid by the word. Whilst I respect them as ex players ,they prattle on trying to overanalyse each delivery. Someone needs to show them a video of Dan Maskell at Wimbledon all those years ago.

Lastly, there are adverts at the end of nearly every over and the fall of each wicket. To compound the viewer’s misery the adverts often overrun into the next over.

A potentially excellent event being ruined by thoughtlessness.

Nominated by: Guzziguy