After my recent explanation of poverty (causes) I am going to nominate lowell.co.uk

So to cut a long story short, we are talking about a company that buys debt, real or imagined in some cases, and it brings me to a time many years ago where I fell out with a company, they were in breach of contract, I told them so, withdrew payment and said, “Then take me to court”, funny enough they did not.

So rock on over 10 years and I receive a mysterious text on my phone.
“Has Covid effected you? if so call this number quoting this reference number”

I did not, in fact I received a few of them, and then a rather officious letter demanding moneys with the same reference number as the Texts.

I then took the time to do a little digging into lowell.co.uk and discovered that they were a legitimate debt collection firm using some rather underhanded tactics.

Debt (real or imagined) has a statue of limitations to it and a debt must be collected within that period, then it dies…….unless the debtor admits to the debt at a later time and the debt is then reopened.

lowells as a company buys aged debt and then pursues it, in some cases very old debt, they then go about systems of entrapment where by they lure the gullible person into admitting a previous debt and then pursuing it.

So to whit, I have received a number of letters, some of which offer amazing discounts on my imagined debt, others offering easy payment options.

To be honest I have not laughed so much since a company calling its self “Credit And Recovery Services” sent me a letter asking me to make an appointment with them so that a bailiff could remove property from my house (That was an insurance breach of contract, failure to provide an insurance policy by the provider so I stopped my cheque)
Watch out folks, there are some right cunts about!

https://lowell.co.uk/

Nominated by: lord benny(not quite deceased, but close)

Trendy Woke Parents and their Obsession with Social Meedjah

Fair to say there are plenty of things in this World which cause us old bastards to grumble and chunter. This growing band of cunts – (seen as harmless enough when trendsetters Geldof and Paula Yates just gave their daughters stupid names and a fondness for Class A substances – I wonder how that worked out?) – seem determined to ‘out-woke’ each other and deserve to be high on that list, as epitomised perfectly by some ditzy bitch called Busy Philipps, a soap opera actress in USA. (And although this a very American example, the unnatural and bizarre clamour amongst so-called ‘Influencers’ to divulge their most inner secrets – and those of others – is becoming more evident all over.)

The recent vogue for gender-neutral pronouns is another ‘on message’ load of shite which these twats feel they need to accept, rather than boot back down the little fuckers’ throats.

41 year old Busy (a cunt’s name, but might not be her fault) is mum to 12 year old Birdie Leigh (cunt name to give a kid) and 7 year old Cricket Pearl (for fuck’s sake).

Not satisfied with airing her own trivial, pointless life on a Podcast “Busy Phillips is doing her Best”, this stupid munter has now gone public to showcase and discuss the ambivalent sexuality of her own 12-year-old daughter.

https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/02/busy-philipps-12-year-old-child-birdie-is-gay-uses-they-them-pronouns-13836428/

In the same Fire and Brimstone country where the unwashed hordes are calling for the head of our beloved and noble Prince Andrex, just because of an alleged dalliance with a 17-year old blondie here in London, (where such behaviour is perfectly legal, by the way, although she probably shouldn’t have been in the nightclub), it is more than a little ironic that they happily promote beauty contests for little girls just out of nappies and seem to think it acceptable to use a child’s most personal and private ‘issues’ to pad out their vacuous Blogs.

I quote “ Busy explained that her eldest child had asked her to use they/them pronouns for them, and had come out as gay at the age of 10”.

“Hello Mum, I think I am a poof”.

“Hang on love, I better put that on Facebook and my Blog”

Well, just to show that I am as modern and as open-minded as the next man, I will gladly use the pronoun of preference in my message to little Birdie:

“You is obviously a pooftah,” (in fond memory of the late Windsor Davies) “and your Mother is one of them cunts”.

Nominated by: Gunner Sugden

A cunting for online review leavers who don’t have a fucking jar of glue, I will give you guys an example we had some goat herding arse clown book in for a job, then cancelled his booking, not a problem at least he phoned rather than a no show, aaannnddd then the sweaty isis looking mother fucker has gone and left us 3 out of 5 stars review WTF.
Now I wouldn’t mind if we had done the job and been less than great but to not show up, have no work done by us then decides to leave a review…. I can’t stand cunts like this hairy palmed camel jockey cunt….. I hope he falls off his donkey…..

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Lenny Henry is a cunt.

This cunt has had a forty year career, but white folk are all racist. He thinks “BAME” ( a racist slur in itself) are not represented on our idiot screens, when in fact they are over represented according to their proportion in the general population.

I dont remember ‘Tiswas’ being racist.

What a self important, self-serving cunt.

Nominated by: Smug cunt 

Seconded by Just a bloke

Agreed, he is a proper cunt. After starting his career in the Black and White Minstrel Show ( 1975-80 ) all this knob has done is remove a Fat Bird from the shelf.

You could call him balanced if he had a chip on each shoulder but every year he pops out from under Dawns thighs and moans there are too many white people on the TV. Imagine that a white country with white people on the TV – shock horror. Did I mention he is a cunt ?

What is Black is not Black and White any more

Came the usual headlines viz: Another Black Man gunned down by police in Ohio. When it came up on’t telly thought “funny they must have over exposed the video” and put it down to powerful camera lights and so on.

Was expecting to see a black man with negroid features sprawled out on the pavement with blood spurting out of his head (head wounds bleed like a pig) but bugger me no, chap looked as white as the driven. Further to that as the news photo shows he has or had very blue eyes.

This makes Yours Truly a very confused old cunt. For example If I am gunned down by the PD does that make me Black for compo purposes?

There was a time when the Black Diaspora were claiming all sorts as Black such as Beethoven and Tom Jones so where does it stop or begin?

I knew a very old lady who was the daughter of the Black British composer, Samuel Coleridge Taylor. She lived happily in South Africa and had very white skin and deep blue eyes and the most beautifully modulated pukka English accent (as did her father). She was happy to talk about her father but violently opposed to being called Black when the Diaspora tried to claim her. Then there are racially transitioning cunts obviously white who present as black.

https://www.revolt.tv/2020/9/21/21449908/white-teacher-pretends-to-be-black-fresno

How to make sense of all this amidst me New Year libations? How to play the white man in the US without getting shot? KKK hoods? So many questions.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke