Dead Pool [188]

Congratulations to Boris the Boilsucker who correctly predicted renowned French fashion designer Pierre Cardin would be the next dead dude.Cardin conked out today aged 98.

Onto Dead Pool 188. You know the rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

My Picks (Shaun) :

Dai Davies
Larry King
Rush Limbaugh
Gerd Müller
Floyd Little

Kate Green MP OBE

The award for this weeks Labour Hypocrite Of The Week, goes to the gravel voiced lady who finds the honours system “hurtful” but she can be excused for only accepting it to please daddy. She will hold forth about it on Wireless 4 this evening (where else?) at 1730.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9044549/Senior-Labour-MP-OBE-calls-scrapping-offensive-Empire-honours-titles.html

Can Starmer’s charmers get any more out of touch with ordinary people?

P.S: Look at a photo of her and snooker champion Neil Robertson – Green looks exactly like Robertson will in 25 years time, though his beard probably won’t be as heavy.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Harry Maguire [2]


Harry Maguire is a cunt.
Not only is he the worst United centre half I’ve seen since Mark Higgins, this Easter Island headed cunt is supposed to be Manchester United captain.

So, what does he do during a game against hated rivals Manchester City? He wears a rainbow armband to show his ‘solidarity’ with trannies, dykes and bottybashers. He also puts in a spinless display and then starts hugging the Gorton Globetrotters. Hard to imagine Martin Buchan, Bryan Robson, Steve Bruce, Eric Cantona, Gary Neville or Roy Keane doing that during a Derby game. And the same goes for past Blues skippers like Mike Doyle, Paul Power, Paul Lake or Keith Curle. Hugging City players during a Derby game?! Get to fuck Maguire, you slabheaded fucking bottle job cunt.

Nominated by: Norman

Keir Starmer (9)

S’Keir Starmer, once again.

One of the things I hate most about the far left, is virtue signalling. They can’t just support a cause, they have to make a big song and dance about it. And Starmer is one of the worst.

A few months back he and his rat faced deputy leader were photographed taking the knee in support of the Marxist BLM dickheads. Now he’s released his official Christmas card as Leader (I use that word loosely) of the Labour party. It shows him and his wife clapping for the NHS.

First of all, that bullshit was over months ago. Second, why couldn’t he just have a photo of the pair of them standing in front of a Christmas tree, with some decorations? We know he supported clapping the NHS, he wouldn’t let us fucking forget it. Oh wait, that would be normal and, therefore, boring.

Fuck off, Starmer. Fuck all the way off, you cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

(More here – DA https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2020/12/08/starmer-unveils-a-clap-for-carersa-christmas-card/?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9kdWNrZHVja2dvLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAABHoY3vOmbQo4KVU7d8s8VDWf1zaM_Qe3K1LvjjfQBwodt37-OZbDALSRLHHz_AbeHIzQLg04pdlTY3F6PMpRJXPvIDCGYb1ADxYjvsRmOjpa6Bd0d_S3oFkfVIfxR7H5MSzG0eQT0CPserpiZd_5iQYWU1FVt3DRdA5O9c52Vr9)

 

…and this from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Kweer Charmer.

Where to start.
He wanted a fire break- the science, the science. Sage says so. It must be done. Labour Wales did. No need to comment further.
He wanted an Xmas shutdown. Now he wants Boris to apologise for shutting down Xmas.
Brexit in which he led the Remoaning faction that hamstrung parliament he now seems to be watching to see what his hindsight can triumph over.

But his latest wheeze is a masterstroke. More devolution. Yes, an even more fucked up UK than it is at present.
The Jocks want out, this isn’t going to change their minds unless he promises more and more money with less and less responsibility for generating that money. Like their covid measures I suppose.
There is no great appetite in Wales for devolution in the first place. At least in the populated post industrial areas. Opening it up is only going to encourage the nutters of Plaid. And Labour might find itself marginalised as in Scotland.
NI is a basket case of IRA loonies and religious bigots who would be best fucking ignored. Labour doesn’t seem to hold any currency there anyway.

Sir Kweer Charmer, a fucking political genius.

Teenagers

I want to cunt teenagers, especially teenage boys.

I have a teenage son.

I could go into derails as to why he is a cunt, and give examples, but the length of this post would be akin to War And Peace.

In a nutshell, he is an arrogant, bullish, deceitful, manipulative, using disappointment of a mong.

He isn’t even my son, yet I have raised, in what seems like over a decade of my life I won’t get back.

He was a lovely little lad when he was, well, little. He doesn’t go round smashing up bus shelters, partaking of the herb, robbing people, etc. It is how he presents himself, engages with people, and the company he keeps.

He recently came up with his latest strapline, to his mum, whom he can do no wrong.
He said to let him be. I will abide by those words, and the cunt will rue the day he said them.

I have two other children, who are girls. Girls are so much easier to raise than boys.

Teenage boys.
All cunts and I wish them all the day they open their mouth to someone, who will make them end up eating food through a straw

Fucking twatting wastes of sperm, the lot of them.

Nominated by: Andrew Davenport