N.H.S “HEROS:

A nothing less than gold milk bottle top cunting please for those saints who have been our salvation for eons :

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-56288237

True to BBC/Labour form the nurse shown is of BAME origin, but black, white or anything in between, these people are suffering from “Bill-itis” – remember when the ITV series “The Bill” was top of the tree? – your local porker bobby would cram himself into his little police car, put on his blues and twos to dah round for his pie and mash lunch break.

Real policemen would (perhaps sub-consciously?) ape th mannrisms in the show – the clenched jaw, frequent use of words like “manor” and “sarge”, “guvnor”, “mate” “and “chummy” – just like the “real” TV policemen – though I hope the local bobby didn’t wear quite so much make-up as their TV counterparts. Now, what with Holby/Casualty etc all nurses great and small (and I have seen very few small ones) believe the hero-worship of the BBC (and Dame Keir and his little Ashworth puppy) and regard themselves as heroes.

On a Wireless 4 broadcast this morning I heard one nurse, who sounded about 12 say she was “really, really, really, REALLY disappointed” to be offered a 1% pay increase (though they have received 12% over the past three years) – other public workers pay is frozen.

Really – she sounded as if she should have been at home “nursing “her dollies. Even Conservative MP Roger Gale (not unknown for rocking the boat) thinks they should get a one off payment “a big one, preferably tax free” or a large increase. Where the fuck do they think the money is going to come from – this week a further £407 billion was pissed against the wall by Rishi.

I have no doubt Starmer would like to bankrupt us so he could sell us out to the EU or Russia. Mr. Gale just enjoys a few minutes in the newsroom spotlight.

When you go into a tough job you expect tough conditions. I am sure there are still modest nurses who do their jobs, like the old days (but sadly in trousers not nice tight short skirts and black stockings and a reliable suspender belt)

Sorry, though I agree they are (mostly) very hard working I do NOT regard people doing their jobs (uness in the armed services or fire service where they risk their lives on a daily basis) as heroes. Wimmin nurses are usually hoity-toity little things with an inflated idea of their own importance and the men are usually poofs. No wonder Labour love them so much.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

and seconded by: Fuglyucker 

Nurses need a cunting i think, they are whinging about the pay rise not being big enough.
Do they not realise or havnt noticed the country is fucked financially due to the pandemic and half the country is going to be on the dole, i dont know they have had to earn their money for the first time in their careers and they want a pay rise, we clapped for them, when no one wanted to, thats as good as a payrise in my book.
so the attention seeking put upon NHS worker now wants to cash in because they had to put in some extra time the same as everyone else….boohoo cunts get in line….

…and this from Mark

A cunting is in order for the NHS.

These fuckers are now moaning that a 1% pay rise is an insult and not enough. They are the only public sector workers to be offered one. The Armed Forces have helped out a lot in this ‘crisis’ and you don’t see them winging like a little bitch.

I am getting sick of these nurses saying they are risking their lives saving others from COVID. Bullshit. How many NHS staff have actually died FROM Covid in the scheme of things?

Now they are threatening to go on strike. These nurses knew what they signed up for. Now someone has suggested that the nation stands outside for a ‘slow clap.’ Fuck off moaning and stick your slow clap right up your fucking arse. Absolute cunts.

…and another, this time from sidelineside

Nurses

What a bunch of winging cunts.

I just watch several nurses threatening to resign as a result of their 1% pay increase.

One union is calling for a slow hand clap so “disgusted” are they …………. I know they have done a great job, but no other fucker is getting a pay rise, so why should they get more.

I fell of my chair laughing when I heard the Royal College of Nursing wants 12.5% ……. If you join the army and the country goes to war, you’re in the front line buddy, cause you joined the army. Did the army get 12.5% when we went to war in Iraq. NO …………..

Did the police get a pay rise when the country burnt after the shooting of Tottenham gangster Mark Duggan, NO. …………

Hard working people’s businesses are in ruins, our children have had a year of education stolen and many on furlough will see their jobs evaporate…….

So stop winging you cunts and give me a bed bath.

I quote “Minority influence, a form of social influence, takes place when a member of a minority group influences the majority to accept the minority’s beliefs or behavior.”

I read an article on the BBC (where else) regarding Disney+ decision to add a content warning to 18 episodes of The Muppet Show.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56153016

One example was having the great Johnny Cash singing in front of a confederate flag, pure symbol of racism.

Yet again this makes the assumption that the majority of people would find this offensive.

I don’t.

And I would assume that the vast silent majority either don’t find it offensive or have no opinion either way, but because we don’t immediately send Twitter into meltdown our opinion is largely ignored.

In English law there is a term called “Man on the Clapham omnibus”.

The man on the Clapham omnibus is a hypothetical ordinary and reasonable person, used by the courts in English law where it is necessary to decide whether a party has acted as a reasonable person would – for example, in a civil action for negligence.

Surely before companies decide on these things they could say to themselves, what would a reasonable persons opinion be?

Instead of listening to the rabid, BLM, woke, lefty, libtard cancel culture.

Nominated by: Uncle Monke 

Daft Punk are cunts.
The news that Daft Punk are retiring is now going ‘viral’ as they say.

But seriously, who gives a fuck? They’re not even a real band, and every record sounds the same. There are numerous hipster cunts and millennial bellends who see these tosspots as pioneers and innovators. Two cunts with crash helmets and a vocoder? What the cunt is so clever about that? And the ‘faceless’ image? What a load of pretentious crap that is. It’s a gimmick and has fuck all to do with artistic integrity and all that bollocks. They got more publicity from those stupid helmets than they would for showing their ugly mugs. As for their ‘music’? Some cunt with a Dalek voice box belching ‘Around the world’ over and over? Fucking shite.

Daft Punk? Daft Cunts, more like…

Nominated by: Norman

A “Dahling, you were wonderful” AmDram cunting please for Mrs. Cooper-Balls for her theatrical outburst when told in a Parliamentary select committee that a number of alleged “asylum seekers” had caught Covid while staying in barrack accommodation:

https://www.aol.co.uk/news/oh-god-mp-reaction-government-135250445.html

First off, who is to say that these people, who, like the rubber boat fetishists in Dover and Folkestone sneak into this country without any health checks (which perhaps explains the “Kent variation”?) , were not infected before they reached the UK, having travelled through various EU countries to get to their soft billet, and secondly, when Dame Keir spoke last week about – when he saw what he regarded as “an injustice”, he wished to remedy it – this was exactly the sort of bullshit he was thinking of. He’d have them staying at the Ritz.

It is about time Sugartits, joined her roly-poly husband , out of the Commons and on the dance floor as the comedy contestant on next seasons BBC camp Shimmy Showdown series.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

A doom-monger, cunting, for an extra from the Ribena Berry adverts, David Attenborough.

It is bad enough that this purple faced wanker, who isn’t fit to sharpen the straight razor of his brother, Richard ‘pinkie’ Attenborough, is constantly harping on like an XR mouthpiece, he has now upped the ante and like thoroughly shamed ex XR spokes’person’, Zion Lights, who foolishly regurgitated ‘scientific predicts’ from XR co-founder, Roger (6 Billion people will die this century because of climate change) Hallam, has issued the following vague stark warning…..

“Climate change, could within a lifetime, destroy entire cities and societies”.

Well Dick, for a start, whose lifetime? Not fucking yours I hope, because by the look of your deathly purple face it gives us about three weeks (if we’re lucky) before we all get burned to death by the sun, squashed by earthquakes or drowned by tsunamis!

Stick to documentaries about tiny poisonous frogs, fish that use rocks to break open shellfish and your life long passion about butterflies ? and leave “The end is nigh”, propaganda for Greta (mentally ill, easily manipulated puppet for her disgusting antifa terrorist parents) Thunderpants!

Fuck off!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/science-environment-56175714

Attenborough Lookalikes

Nominated by: TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell