Sŵnami


A novelty ‘cos we is Welsh’ cunting for Swnami, a vocal group apparently.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-56409123

‘Why can’t we sing in Welsh and be successful?’ They cry.

Fuck me sideways. How fucking stupid can they get? No fucker outside of Upper Cwmscwt would have any interest these gormless bastards. But hang on, it gets better:-

“If people like Christine and the Queens can sing in French why cant we sing in Welsh.’

Perhaps because French is the first and only language of millions of Froggies whereas no fucker whatsoever speaks only Welsh. Even in Upper Cwmscwt, you deluded twats. Plus Swnami isnt even Welsh. Like most of Welsh since about 1200AD it is a bastardised foreign word, in this case Japanese. They may as well call themselves ‘poppiti ping’

Made I laugh though.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

54 thoughts on “Sŵnami

  1. IMPORTANT

    Yes its me again, and I know the following is a copy and paste from the previous nomination, but in case you missed it…. If you’re a Facebook user you may already be aware of the latest data breach of their servers from a couple of days ago.

    Almost 600 million users affected, mostly from the US, India and of course the UK.

    To find out if you’ve been hacked, see the link below

    https://www.howtogeek.com/722194/everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-facebook-data-breach/

      • Probably not, but I felt an obligation to make even the tiny handful of users on here aware – being the sad techie cunt that I am

    • Technocunt@ – Cheers Techno, don’t use Arsebook myself (IAC, Gab, Parler and Twatter) – the last time I looked it was all in Welsh and there was a strong whiff of burning cottages! 😀

  2. As for these moaning cunts. Never heard of them, but obviously due their woke whining they’ve had some free publicity via the BBC.

    If they want to sing in Welsh, Gaelic, Brummie, Scouse, whatever…. then fine, get on with it and STFU.

    At the end of the day It’s all down to market forces and marketing. Big record labels are not as big as they once were with the onset of the internet, YouTube and streaming – so there’s no excuse about being blanked by the big labels.

    Get on with it, you Muppets. If you fail you fail, if you succeed you succeed. It’s not rocket science.

    • Super Furry Animals sung some songs in welsh.
      Fair enough, but if you want to reach a bigger audience than a small Snowdonian village go with English.
      English is beautiful as a language everyone says so,
      Welsh is a bit like arabic, spitting, and clearing your throat.
      And mainly relates to fuckin livestock.😀

  3. They can sing in fucking Martian for all the difference it’ll make to me.

    Being “Arty” types means that they are probably rampaging Gays,so I am unlikely to attend one of their “gigs” anyway.

  4. Are they gogs or deheuwrs CC?, if they’re gogs they can fuck right off, the cottage burning, saes hating cunts!!!!

    • Fuck knows cap. Just fucking deluded. Although burning second homes of ponces is a good idea in England as well as Wales.

  5. ‘Is it cos Ise is singing in Welsh”(sic).

    No, it’s because your music is shite.

    Cunts.

  6. Beyond me how anyone can sing in Welsh anyway. It’s just a language of constants with no vowels.

    • In Welsh Wales you see road signs in Welsh, towns in Welsh, notices in Welsh; it’s amazing seeing as only 5% of Welsh people…can read.

  7. They look like a right load of lovelies.

    That’s Welsh for you. Lechyd da and look at my bollocks!

    Wouldn’t like to be at the front row of one of their concerts. You would drown in their Welsh phlegm.

    Fuck off with your Welsh, you cunts.

      • I think the lyric of Deutsch Nepal is non-too-loosely based on J W von Goethe’s perhaps most famous poem, Prometheus¹.

        I’d almost forgotten about Amon Düül II, RTC. A Czech chick I was boning had introduced me to a welter of obscure Krautrock about fifteen years ago. Much of this has now settled deeply into the recesses of my memory, rather as a bag of five pence coins might occupy the deepest crevices and crannies of a well-worn Chesterfield. Lost, but not quite forgotten.

        ¹ you will immediately appreciate this influence:

        𝔅𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔠𝔨𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔫 ℌ𝔦𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔩, ℨ𝔢𝔲𝔰,
        𝔐𝔦𝔱 𝔚𝔬𝔩𝔨𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔲𝔫𝔰𝔱,
        𝔘𝔫𝔡 ü𝔟𝔢, 𝔡𝔢𝔪 𝔎𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔢𝔫 𝔤𝔩𝔢𝔦𝔠𝔥,
        𝔇𝔢𝔯 𝔇𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔫 𝔨ö𝔭𝔣𝔱,
        𝔄𝔫 𝔈𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔡𝔦𝔠𝔥 𝔲𝔫𝔡 𝔅𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔰𝔥ö𝔥𝔫;
        𝔐𝔲𝔰𝔰𝔱 𝔪𝔦𝔯 𝔪𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔈𝔯𝔡𝔢
        𝔇𝔬𝔠𝔥 𝔩𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫 𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔥𝔫
        𝔘𝔫𝔡 𝔪𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔢 ℌü𝔱𝔱𝔢, 𝔡𝔦𝔢 𝔡𝔲 𝔫𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔱 𝔤𝔢𝔟𝔞𝔲𝔱,
        𝔘𝔫𝔡 𝔪𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔫 ℌ𝔢𝔯𝔡,
        𝔘𝔪 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫 𝔊𝔩𝔲𝔱
        𝔇𝔲 𝔪𝔦𝔠𝔥 𝔟𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔱.

        &c.

      • 😂 Well observed CS.

        ADII are among my top ten favourite groups of all time. Recommend all their albums up to and including ‘Vive La Trance’. ‘Made In Germany’ ok but not essential.

        Best album imo: ‘Dance Of The Lemmings’.

  8. Ive recently been thinking about Wales, cant visit due to lockdown, and fancy a week away.
    I like North Wales, beautiful scenery and the rudest people on earth.
    But I like that, saying hello and getting a moody glowering look in exchange.
    Getting called a cunt in another language is refreshing.
    And like the steam trains!
    Nowt like being ignored by rail.

      • Ive been Bettws y coed.
        Its nice, waterfalls.
        Me and a mate slept in our car in a pub carpark, the pub was open all night.
        Happy days.

  9. The fucking bbc will probably give them a large wedge of tv tax money out of their dead language budget, they do like to play fast and loose with our money, especially if it pisses the English off.
    They’d be better singing in Arabic or kurd, plenty of them cunts here to appeal to.

  10. Welsh greeboes Gorky’s Zykotic Mynci tried to sing in their saliva’d lingo in the 90s and it was rubbish. Mind you, Sigur Rós sing in a foreign tongue and the music is still listenable, especially Valtari.

  11. I feel sorry for these world class musicians (guffaw), unable to dominate the global musical market, due to language barriers.
    I have therefore come up with a “Welsh” tune to guarantee they clean up at the next MOWA (Music Of Welsh Origin) awards:

    Shag me little lambs hard, mate
    Shag me little lambs hard
    They’re a dangerous breed, mate
    So shag me little lambs hard
    Altogether now!

    Burn that second home down, sport
    Burn that second home down
    Burn that second home down, sport
    Burn that second home, down

    Keep me covid jab cool, Curl
    Keep me covid jab cool
    Ah, don’t go acting the fool, Curl
    Just keep me covid jab cool
    Altogether now!

    Burn that second home down, sport
    Burn that second home down
    Burn that second home down, sport
    Burn that second home down

    ‘N’ take me caravan “bach”, Jack
    Take me caravan back
    He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac
    So take me caravan back
    Altogether now!

    Burn that second home down, sport
    Burn that second home down
    Burn that second home down, sport
    Burn that second home down

    And mind Mark Drakefords bad, lad
    Mind Mark Drakefords bad lad
    He’s a bigger cunt than his Dad, lad
    Just mind Mark Drakefords bad lad
    Altogether now!

    Burn that second home down, sport
    Burn that second home down down
    Burn that second home down, sport
    Burn that second home down

    Suck me didgeridoo, Blue
    Suck me didgeridoo
    Ah, like, keep suckin’ ’til I shoot through, Blue
    suck me didgeridoo
    Altogether now!

    etc, etc, etc 🐑🐑🐑

    😉

    • More than an light aroma of Antipodean ascendancy in those elegant stanzas. Are you perchance an aficionado of the joint œuvre of Danii and Kylie Minogue¹, Cuntfinder?

      ¹ their mother Carol Minogue (née Ann Jones) being² a Welsh dancer from Maesteg near Port Talbot

      ² an enjoyable exemplar of the ablative absolute in action there!

      • Too Greek for me, CS-without regular applications of depilating creams, both Danni & Kylie would have facial beards to shame Miserable.
        🤔

    • That’s quite good Imi.
      This song would satisfy Miles’ horse fetish as it’s about a Welsh horse goddess.

  12. Nothing wrong with singing in Welsh just move to London, cuntish, fuckwit or any of the 600 plus languages spoken by the inhabitants. You would have more aggro if you sang in English. Even the bard of barking fucked of to a little village in Dorset a few years back

  13. Could it be that no fucker wants to hear welsh spoken let alone sung, its a fucking horrendous sounding language and its fucking obsolete, i live in Wales and can say when the adds come on in Welsh 95% of the ordience havnt got a jar of glue what these cunts are saying in this shit sounding language that sounds like a bastardisation of Arabic and German.
    99.0 % of Welsh people speak English they just choose not to to be cunts, so just let it fizzle out like the cave man, no longer required, dump it, imagine the paint they will save on road signs.

    • That’s difficult to do with it being compulsory to teach in all schools.
      What a waste of money when so few will go on to speak it. How you could even go on to justify it post COVID is beyond me.

      • Dont worry Bertie. Black history is also compulsory now. Perhaps it will be taught in Welsh.

  14. I think it’s high time someone invaded the uppity inferior nations and taught these blighters a lesson!
    I would do it myself but I have just made a cup of tea..

  15. I was sipping pints of excellent beer in a north wales pub and I decided the welsh lingo sounded like Arabic with a scouse accent. Good beer, good pub, lot of phlegm clearing. Fuck me never used cunt once!!

  16. The welsh language makes the speaker, whoever it is seem demented, as for singing it, fuck me, why not go the whole hog and have the drummers grandad wanking a stray dog off right next to the singer as a distraction for the fuckin racket they are making.!

  17. I’m sure there are more speakers of Urdu and Polish in Britain than Welsh. There may be more speakers of Elvish and Klingon.

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