Awarded for “services to racial equality” apparently. What did he do? End slavery? Get black people the vote? Have just seen the prick on the news talking about how he wants to educate people – fuck off you moron! This guy gets paid £300k a week ( A FUCKING WEEK!) to kick a bag of air about, no-one needs to be educated by an overpaid semi-literate halfwit trying to play at being oppressed.

These awards just get more and more ridiculous. Also, if he’s so woke what’s he doing accepting a title such as “Member of the British Empire”? Is that not kowtowing to colonialism? If they’re going to insist on giving cunts like Sterling and Rashford awards then I’m all for cancelling them!

If either of those cunts was awarded a knighthood, would they kneel in front of the Queen? Or do they just kneel for drugged-up criminals?

Nominated by: Seanie

Lazy Uppity Cunt Made MBE

A cunting for fuck monkeys with topnots, man buns you know what I mean,

I was on road test earlier, its a mile and a half, I saw 7 yes fucking 7 cockwombles sporting man buns, the finale was some stupid ginger prick with a man bun, shaved sides sunburned in a matching red convertible BMW, it made the old Miami vice or pikey mullet look good.

Then of course there is the Jesus type with a top not, usually skin and bone, so vegan, or the minging dirty fucker that looks like sheep dip wouldn’t be strong enough to get this cunt clean and smelling acceptable.

Don’t these cunts have mirrors, are they vaguely aware how fucking stupid they look, doesn’t anyone tell them, I don’t believe they don’t know, they take enough selfies I’m sure.

Cunts with manbuns, bring back serious bullying for these prats, they deserve it with Christmas’s lights on…..

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Back in the day when I was in my teens and attending my local comprehensive and studying my “O” levels (and not the piss-easy GCSEs that followed it), I used to hate the school trip!

This was particular evident in my “O” Level History lessons where we would have to go on a coach trip to some far-flung place in the middle of nowhere just to be told by my hyper-excited history teacher that “this was the place where Queen Boadicea took a dump before going into battle with some Roman cunts!”

Then there was the Geography trips just to find out the importance of arable land and how it shaped Britain’s industrial and agricultural heritage.

We were expected to look interested, ask questions, take notes and appreciate all this pointless bollocks. Yes, it was a day out of the school, but bloody hell it was boring, and quite often these trips took place either in late autumn or the middle of bloody winter, freezing our bollocks off while trying to look for a bunch of fossilised stones in thick fog in the middle of a muddy field splattered in cow/sheep shit!

We weren’t even allowed to take our own booze, or visit the local pub for a swift one or two, purely because we were underage, tsk!

Of course when I reached 6th form, we organised our own common-room trips, which were far more educational  – “A” level studies in exploring pubs, amusement arcades, dodgy fast food, scantily-clad tarts and the odd strip joint!

Do they still do school trips these days? Or has ‘elf & safety and the risk of injury or death to pupils killed off the idea?

Nominated by: Technocunt

I was inspired to write this nomination when another cunter posted this link to an interview with the great Johnny Rotten/Lydon from 2010…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5sPI_DEWswM&feature=youtu.be

Johnny absolutely runs rings around Adam Bolton in this interview. He bristles when Boulton compares him to Mick jagger and dismisses the Beatles as money-grubbing frauds. Boulton is floundering for much of the interview, desperately trying to pigeonhole Johnny and is typical of the clueless cunts in the media/political class who simply do not understand the lives led by ordinary people…

* Clueless cunts who think Harry Windsor, with his A-Level in Art, has anything worthwhile to say about mental health. Or clueless cunts who think his rich and privileged wife is any kind of victim.

* Clueless cunts who spout on and on about climate change but who fly the world in private jets and own multiple homes.

* Clueless cunts who think a bloke in a dress is a woman and that the phrase ‘female penis’ isn’t a hilarious oxymoron.

* Clueless cunts who think it is left-wing to support the neoliberal EU and its programme of endless austerity.

* Clueless cunts who think the mindless plagiarism ascribed to Muhammad of Mecca is anything other than a primitive cult of Arab supremacy.

* Above all, clueless cunts who think their ‘degree’ in gender studies from Bournemouth Poly – which cost them upwards of 50,000 quid – gives them any right to look down on other people and call them stupid.

Wankers.

Nominated by: Conduit of Evil

This is from personal experience and may not be widespread, but:

GPs.

It seems you cant get a face to face at our doctors. For over a year now. They haven’t been giving jabs, so what, apart from being on the phone are they doing?
And why is it that you can get to see the nurses face to face for dressings etc but not the doctors?

Paramedics and hospital staff see people. As do shop workers, binmen, drivers and on and on. What is different about GPs?

Perhaps it’s the £100K+ pa that they get that makes them susceptible to infection?

Or is my doctors practice an exception?

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-57229848