We’ve received a number of messages via the the contact form saying ‘Why have I been be banned!?!’ Well obviously you haven’t been or you couldn’t have used the comment form.

WordPress seems to have come up with this fucking irritating new trick. Don’t know why. Our ‘fuck off’ filter works on IP address. Using a different IP should let you back in. Sometimes just retrying let’s you back in.

We picked this up because people told us they could get in using their phone instead of their PC – hence different IP address. I got it myself when I used a different proxy. Changed the proxy and got straight back in. Again, different IP address.

Fuck knows how we fix this but you’re definitely not banned. If you were then you couldn’t be reading this and I’d be wasting my time writing it.

Steve Wright is a premium grade cunt.

Whilst listening to his afternoon show in the car (why you ask?). Well, I had a long business drive and being an old car, the set tends to lose local stations quickly, so I keep the set on BBCR2 and suffer the likes of Jeremy Vine (another cunt) and Steve Wright.

What has pissed me off in particular? This cunt now has this new (ish – NA) catchphrase that he simply cannot resist using – “serious jockin’ “. Note the g dropped from the end of jockin’. He was very explicit about the k being dropped.

The multifarious, sycophantic hangers on in his team applauded him like seals on cocaine (you expect no less) and agreed “yeh, serious jockin’ “, “We’re going to have some serious jockin’ on this show, folks”

Just fuck off Steve Wright and take your fucking serious jockin’ and go and fist yourself to death with it.

You serious jockin’ cunt!

Nominated by: Paul Maskinback

With additional commentary from: Dickie Dribbler

Sorry Admin & Paul for commenting in noms (Allowed as it was relevant. Carry on – NA) but serious jockin isn’t something new for Wright. He’s been using it since at least 2016.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p040vsx9

You might want to consider amending “now has this new catchphrase” to just “has this catchphrase”.

The Darkest Knight. Near impossible to spot.

DC Comics are cunts.

Hot on the heels of Marvel/Disney, DC have gone completely woke. Bruce Wayne is getting ‘eased out and the next Batman is now going to be (wait for it!) black.

12 Years A Slave writer, John Ridley is ‘re-imagining’ the Caped Crusader, and he will now be a ‘person of colour’.

For a start, a film script writer doesn’t make a good comic book writer. The hubris of this arrogant anti-white cunt taking it for granted, and saying it’s a ‘step up’ for the Batman to be black simply shows what he thinks about white popular culture and a comic books icon that has lasted over 80 years and it also stinks of no regard for fans or readers.

Like the BBC and Doctor Who before it, DC and this Ridley cunt just want to change and destroy an institution simply because they want it that way and they think white male heroes (of any kind) are now ‘wrong’.

Entertainment and fictional heroes should never be used for political purposes or as propaganda. This new ‘Bat Brutha’ even has no mask on the front cover, just to let every fucker know he’s now black. What a surprise, eh?

And as for DC’s blatant ‘Pride’ celebrations, flogging Pride merchandise and all that? What the fuck has that got to do with fictional super heroes either? Does every bit of escapism and once childhood favourites now have to be part of apolitically correct lecture? It would appear so. Fuck off DC, you cunts.

https://www.nme.com/news/film/dc-comics-announce-that-the-new-batman-will-be-black-2837328

Nominated by: Norman

Think that’s bad?

https://medium.com/the-reckless-muse/marvel-comics-ditches-creativity-to-appeal-to-the-woke-crowd-299f361d4e8

The Astonishing superheroes Snowflake and Safespace!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9547059/Search-begins-black-superman-Newest-superhero-movie-feature-black-lead.html

A black Superman film!

https://www.mirror.co.uk/film/female-thor-4-natalie-portman-18762641

Thor’s now apparently female!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9614933/As-Beano-renames-star-avoid-offence-writer-LEO-McKINSTRY-insists-load-trifle.html

Fatty from the Bash Street Kids now renamed Freddy to not upset kids!

Judge Dredd has yet to move to Brighton to settle down and start a vegan restaurant with his life partner Clive.

He’s single, males in prison take note.

This class act has just been jailed for stealing nearly £800,000 from the NHS by setting up two companies of which he was sole director and submitted false invoices which he then approved himself in his role as a NHS manager.

Bad Barry has a bit of form for being dodgy – “Chelmsford Crown Court heard Stannard had convictions for three previous offences, including theft by an employee in 1986.

There were also two offences in 2000 concerning a stolen blank MOT certificate that Stannard filled in with his vehicle’s details, one offence of handling stolen goods and one of forgery”. (Story and above quote courtesy of the Sun).

Why did nobody check – when I worked in the Civil Service I had to have an advanced criminal records check and sign the Official Secrets Act – how did Barry Stannard get away with withholding this relevant information about his criminal past?

Sentenced to five years, out in three with a tag, and not a thought about patients who will not be treated due to his dishonesty.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

Links below provided by: Cupid Stunt The First

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15452149/nhs-boss-jailed-siphoning-1m-crippled-health-service-lavish/

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-57672570

Following on from Deploy The Sausage’s distressing experience with Barclays https://is-a-cunt.com/2021/06/mortgages/ failing to release his mortgage funds in a timely and professional manner, these legalised crooks are now telling me not to misgender woke flakes:

https://www.barclays.co.uk/diversity/

What fucking business is it of a financial institution to tell me I can’t refer to a female as she/her or a male as he/him, when that’s what they are?

Totally out of order.

Nominated by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff