A right Royal (or nearly Royal) cunting please for the media, who, because Diana Spencer would have been 60 next week, though she checked out 24 years ago, are having a field day reliving 1997 again.
Chief culprits at the moment are the press, typified by this garbage from the Daily Mail:
Diana Death Crash Conspiracies
Enough already!
No doubt next week to add to the melodrama we will have the battling brothers back in town, and we will have to endure yet again Harry Hewitt’s mithering about how hard done by he is, how daddy cut him off without a penny – for fuck’s sake, you are 36 – act your age for God’s sake.
Nominated by: W.C. Boggs
Seconded by: Captain Magnanimous
The Diana statue is a cunt, isn’t it.
Prince Willy and the ginger whinger unveiled a statue of their mum but instead of an eyeliner’d floozy wearing a tee-shirt saying, “I ♡ Cock”, it was a woman with big funbags flanked by some kids.
It reminds me of that BRITS ceremony years ago where Michael “I sleep with ten-year-olds” Jackson sang his latest shite and to ward off rumours of kiddy- fúcking, Jackson surrounded himself ….with loads of kids. Naturally, they were all different colours, especially-selected, like a youthful United Nations, presumably to prove that Jackson doesn’t discriminate when child-fîddling.
Alternatively, the children in the statue could represent children from the tart’s many, many relationships. She was, after all, a bit of a cockaholic.
No chance this lump will do an Edward Colson.
Unfortunately.
What a car-crash of a statue.
Thirded by:Eddie Van Failen
The Princess Diana Statue is a total hideious cunt!
Wow! The big event. The one thing in the entire world that was going to “bring these two brothers together again”? A monument to the Queen Of Hearts. The anticipation. It made us all want to put Goodbye Englands Rose by Elton Johnny on our Ipod Nanno’s and stand and salute! We shall never be defeated!
The proudest British moment since Philip Schofield came out.
And then the sheet came off. LOL!!
Stood there all grey/green and misserable with some extras from the “Feed The World” pop video.
Even George Floyd’s statue is worthy of less trolling!
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Makes yer proud don’t it just?




