Disaster Attention Tourists

People are actually going to the flooding crisis in Germany and being pricks. Imagine their thought process “wow this will look cool on social media” as rescuers try to dig out dead bodies.

What is wrong with people? You aren’t journalists and you aren’t helping just getting in the way. I hope I’ll be standing outside your house as you desperately cry for help with my iPhone on recording.

And they’re using drones which are massively dangerous if emergency services are using helicopters in the area. Cunts.

Gawping Tourists Hamper Flood Rescue Work

Nominated by: LazyBiscuits 

Transgender Barbie Kardashian

The Irish have been patting themselves on the back again for being the first country to allow transgender people to legally change their sex on a whim, even getting new birth certificates in the process. No hormone therapy or surgery required. No psychological profile required. Let’s see how that’s going.

An 18 year old piece of excrement named Barbie Kardashian has been using these new rights.

Barbie was born a boy. He named himself after his favourite tv star. In 2012, when he was 10, Barbie violently attacked his mother. He was taken into care but continued to hatch detailed plans to get at his mother in order to injure or kill her. His mother had to flee to another part of Ireland to escape him.

Whilst in care he continued to prey on female members of staff and was found with a list of females he wanted to attack. When he was 17 he brutally attacked a female care worker who was driving him somewhere. He gouged her eyes, tearing her eyelids in the process, and refused to release her whilst biting and tearing clumps of hair and scalp from her head.

Barbie expressed regret at this attack- regret that he had not killed the care worker. He said it had been a pleasure to hear her scream. He spent a few months in detention for this. He was also found not to be mentally ill !!

Here’s the catch. Barbie identifies as female under Ireland’s woke sex change laws. After he was released into the community residents were warned he/she/it was dangerous – but described him as a “teenage girl”. This thing looks nothing like a girl. It looks like a male freak in clown makeup.

The thing from Limerick is now facing trial on four counts of threatening harm to women. It’s currently remanded in the female section of Limerick Jail. If convicted, it will serve its sentence with women – a sex he so obviously respects and admires. It’s going to be like Christmas Day for him.

These are the same laws the “progressive” minority want for this country. When woke fuckstickery gets in the way of common sense this is the result.

Stupid cunts.

Transgender teen charged with death threats

Nominated by – MMCM

(A LEGAL DISCLAIMER (probably not needed but just in case). This person is, as far as we know, not at all related to, and far removed from, that well known celeb family, the Kardashians. We believe he changed his name to Kardashian at a young age in “tribute” to Kim Kardashian – Day Admin)

Also you might have noticed the Covid thread is back on the sidebar. Please restrict your posting/nominations about such a subject/vaccines etc to there. Otherwise they may just vanish. – The whole admin team.

The Huddersfield Three

Now here’s a story that you don’t see very often; in fact, they’re as rare as the proverbial hen’s teeth.

Three salt-of-the-earth lads from Yorkshire have been found guilty of committing serious sexual offences against a minor and have been ‘caged’ (as the tabloids would have it) for a total of 41 years. I know, it’s unthinkable, isn’t it?

These charmers have been named as Banaras Hussain, Talish Ahmed, and Mohammed Akrem. Beautiful British names, I’m sure you’ll agree. No doubt you’ll also be delighted to learn that we’ll be paying for bed and board (halal, I’m sure) for these three skidmarks for the duration.

Personally I’d like to fit each one with a concrete welly, fly them fifty miles out over the North Sea, and drop them off from a great height. Couldn’t have that, mind; it would likely lead to accusations of showing disrespect for their ‘cultural values’, not to mention their ‘human rights’.
Couldn’t have that, could we?

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/jail-groomed-girl-raped-playground-145128940.html

Nominated by – Ron Knee

Animal Rebellion and other Cunts (2)

How to get banned from going within 500 metres of a school.

Yet another name for the same work shy scrounging cunts that are Extinction Rebellion and their ilk.

‘Animal rights protestors have blockaded the entrance to a Scunthorpe factory which makes burger patties for McDonald’s.

Officers from Humberside Police are in attendance at the OSI Food Solutions distribution centre, in Luneburg Way, following reports of dozens of people gathering at the site during the early hours.

In a statement this morning, the protest group Animal Rebellion says it is “prepared to stay as long as needed to cause massive disruption to McDonald’s supply chain and encourage works and supporters to join them in their occupation”.

The group says more than 50 protestors have set up a blockade using trucks, tents, bamboo structures and a roof occupation to stop the facility from distributing burgers. It is demanding that McDonald’s switches to a fully plant-based menu by 2025.’

I wouldnt personally touch Maccy D’s with a fucking bargepole but that is my personal choice, not any other cunt’s. Yes, a few cunts (there are actually only about 12 of them, all middle class non residents of Scunny) have decided what is good for the rest of us.

They are up on bamboo stilts so that elf&safety is a factor in removing them. The same bunch of cunts who blockaded print works because the decided that the Newspapers’ editorials were insufficiently loopy. They have put 100s of minimum pay workers, many of them agency, out of work.

Isnt it time that there was legislation to stop minority cunts disrupting life for ordinary working people? The cops dont seem to be able to do anything and if this shit carries on we will be effectively ruled by lefty fucking lunatics.

I would love a bunch of local Polish workers to nip down there tonight and explain the facts of working life to them. With extreme prejudice.

https://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/news/local-news/updates-protestors-blockade-scunthorpe-factory-5654292

Nominated by – Cuntstable Cuntbubble

And talking of scruffy, mental “liberation” activists, here’s this offering from Mr Polly

National Liberation Fronts

I recently saw a reference to a bizarre-sounding outfit called the Revolutionary Cells – Animal Liberation Brigade (RCALB) and checked it out. To my astonishment I found dozens of similar animal rights groups with odd names. My favorite was the Lobster Liberation Front which has attacked fishermen´s catches in Dorset and Stranraer in Scotland.

This got me thinking about the classic Life of Brian sketch on the various Palestinian liberation organizations with ludicrous names.

It would probably be impossible to list all the “liberation fronts” that are or have been but here are a couple. Remember the National Front for the Liberation of South Vietnam, better know as the Vietcong? It was actually an army backed by North Vietnam, China and Russia but pretended it was a popular guerrilla force made up of poor peasants and patriots.

The Farabundo Marti Liberation Front consisted of five leftist guerrilla groups and fought in El Salvador. It eventually dismantled itself when a kind of democracy was formed.

The National Front in England has got nowhere while the National Front in France has fielded presidential candidates and is still a major player.

Ongoing prominent national liberation fronts include the Moro Liberation Front (Philippines), Tigray People´s Liberation Front, (Ethiopia), Jammu Kashmir Liberation Front and the Dick Fiddler National Liberation Front for the Eradication of Virtually Everything Except Fray Bentos Pies and Gemma Arterton´s Knickers (DFNLFEVEEFBPGAK).

Entitled Cyclists (10)

No idea why I chose this image…

Grrrrrrrrrr…. I’m just back from a short walk, and another pedestrian crossing altercation with an entitled lycra cunt on a bike.Time for another cunting on the subject, I fancy.
In mah day, a bike was an easy, reasonably affordable way for your working stiff to get about. Get yourself a cheap but sturdy set of wheels and some clips for your strides, acquire an understanding of the Highway Code, and off you went.

Sadly nowadays, fewer people seem to use the bike for such basic functions as a trip to the shop or getting to work. Unfortunately, we’ve entered the era of what might be termed the ‘recreational’ cyclist, and boy, they just HAVE to show the rest of us just how dedicated they are to their ‘sport’. So how do they do this?

Well first off, you’ve got to ‘invest’ in at least three or four grands’ worth of kit. Of course, the most essential item is the bike itself, and not just any old bike. No, you need an ultra-lite, carbon frame, 80 gear turbo racing job.

Sneer at anything costing less than a grand, but if you’ve more money than sense, you can part with upwards of 10k for your wheels.

Then you’ll need to demonstrate that you’re not just committed but fashionable with it, so you’ll need an ultra-aerodynamic Klignon contoured helmet, a Spider-man outfit in lurid salmon pink and black (suitably emblazoned with logos) and a pair of toe-crushing plastic shoes in lime green.

If the budget can extend to it, you’ll also definitely want a helmet camera. This will enable you to set up a Youtube channel where you can post films and whine sanctimonously about the trangressions of other road users.

Next, it’s advisable to master some of the basic dark arts theory of cunt cycling before you venture onto the road. There are a number of ways to do this. For example, a cheap but effective method is to subscribe to a magazine such as ‘Lycra Loony’ (incorporating ‘Two Wheeled Cunts’).

You’ll find it packed with great articles and useful tips, such as how to blind other road users with a flashing high-powered light, and the latest insults and hand gestures to hurl at pedestrians. Dvds can also be a very useful aid, providing the necessary travel details and type of background information which will help you bullshit your mates about your participation in the likes of the Mallorca 312.

Next, to show your REAL commitment to the cause, you MUST join your local cycle club. There, you’ll find the fellowship of like-minded saddos that you yearned for during those long hours of solitude in your bedroom at your mom’s house.

Most importantly, you’ll get that vital practical experience of such matters as how to hog the road in a group of twenty, while exchanging chit-chat about high-protein drinks, and measures to avoid getting your arse spattered with mud in wet weather.

So that’s you. Off you go now to enjoy yourself posing about, while driving the rest of us to distraction. Yes, you’re a fully-fledged cycle cunt. Yeah, and the same to you, with fucking knobs on.

Nominated by – Ron Knee