Tour De France (3)

The Tour de France sign bitch.

This idiot desperate to appear on TV caused a mass crash that could have killed someone just to get attention.

If that isn’t an indication as to how far we’ve fell as a society I don’t know what is. Plus police are having to look for them! Fuck me why didn’t she just stay there and admit she fucked up?

https://amp.theguardian.com/sport/2021/jun/27/tour-de-france-latest-crash-caused-by-a-fan-is-another-on-a-long-list

Nominated by: LazyBiscuits

Seconded by: The Big Chunky Cunty

Additional minor cunting for the three-star general, Gilbert Versier, who was there and said it was “like a war zone” with the same ‘chaos’ and ‘moans’.

Bitch please. A few weedy cyclists all clattering into each other, getting 5mph road rash and mangling their super expensive bicycles is not a war zone. It’s a bloody hilarious outcome and I bet even God laughed at it.

Electric Scooters

 

No, the other kind of cunty scooters.

Electric scooter riders are cunts

Completely unregulated for now for of transport for kids and cunts, its bad enough that they weave in and out of traffic causing mayhem and accidents and where are they when theres a problem ….fucking gone faster that a recently landed immigrant gets to the benefits agency, unless of course you manage to hit one of these fucks and then its ooh my neck and back i may never be able to work[ not that most of these cunts work.

Today Mrs Fugly and i are driving to out place of torture for the day, we are coming up to a junction so luckily going slow when this fucking scooter already doing some speed zips from the pavement one side of the junction to the other pavement on the other side, right across the front of the car, like i said luckily we were going slow or these fuckers would have been on the bonnet.

Yes you read that right, it looked like some slag underage mum, you know the type, shallow end of the gene pool [fick as shi] and her no doubt fatherless brat on a fucking lekky scooter together, its bad enough that she is a fuck knuckle but what chance has this kid got in life, honestly i think natural selection will probably have sorted them both out before the end of the week, so they cant go on to spawn another 20 or 30 kids between them……and good riddance.

Now i would normally say where are the Police?, why are they not confiscating scooters and handing out fines, but now i realise, its quite a good way of culling cunts , so long may it continue,

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

Cornell University

Black holes exist in this picture, but are rather low on the totem pole of ‘would’.

Cornell University are cunts.

Apparently they have created a new course examining the links between naming stellar phenomena and racism. Essentially they are saying that naming black holes as such is racist. Just to emphasise the teaching, a couple of rappers will delivering part of the course. Well that’s all right, then.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9716851/Are-black-holes-racist-Cornells-new-race-cosmos-course.html

Nominated by: Dark key cunt 

Sadiq Khan (29)

 

He’s been nominated 29 times, you try to come up with an imaginative caption.

Let’s hear it again for miniature statesman, Saddick as he calls for a “proper” enquiry into the Matt Hancock affair.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/matt-hancock-resigns-kissing-aide-gina-coladangelo-b942810.html

Why this little runt can’t jut TRY to get on with his real job of turning London into a Third World basket case, only he knows. He has to feel important – and to remind us yet again that his father was a bus driver. Not a lot of people know that!.

Hancock was almost a big a disaster as the London Mayor is, but it seems that Saddick Kunt isn’t intrerested, with his “proper” enquiry to discover how secret cameras were installed in government officers. I bet it would have been a different story if they had been around 20 years ago when Mandelson was bumming eager office boys desperate to become Labour MPs.

There are so many poofters in Khan’s party they find it hard to believe some men actually nob women. That is the source of their outrage. Meanwhile we have to endure the faux outrage of politics answer to Norman Wisdom.

Mister Grimsdale!!!……..

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Luvvies

The patron Saint of luvvies. Only bows down to the most Divine of Browns.

How’s about a Luvvie tax?

I think I’ve seen it all now. A group of prominent luvvies has proposed a tax on gadgets such as pc’s phones etc, to fund the UK ‘creative sector’. NB this doesnt mean engineering and science. It means luvvies. And poets I suppose. You know, prominent Corbynista, opinionated, limp wristed, me me me types.

I think St Marcus should get involved. One tweet and Boris will comply.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-57642147

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble