Alok Sharma – Fly Me I’m Easy

Alok Sharma (BloJo’s Climate Minister)

UK’s “climate minister” flies by private jet to 30 (thirty!) countries in 6 months.

It’s gone beyond farce now – that was when we voted these clowns in.

Remember, be good, don’t heat your home, drive anywhere or take any holidays – these things are for the privileged elite and not plebs!

I don’t think the word “cunt” is derogatory enough to describe this hypocrite. I’d like to nominate him as Climate Change Hypocritical Cunt of the Year.

Climate Minister Flies the World by Private Jet

Nominated by: mikdys

Jeremy Vine on his Bike (5)

Jeremy Vine simply can’t stop himself from being a gigantic cunt.

This reedy-voiced, irritating bellend, AKA “The Cyclist’s Champion” has come out with this corker regarding cyclists on UK country roads:

People who cycle in the country should be encouraged to ride 2, 3 and 4 abreast like this. For the following reasons: 1. It calms the traffic behind them, 2. It makes it less easy for bad drivers to attempt dangerous passes, 3. It is more pleasant and sociable for them.

Vine either is a troll or an fucking ignorant wanker. Any motorist will be rightly fucked off at being unnecessarily delayed by two, three or even four tick-turds rising abreast, clad in Lycra. Either way, the fucking halfwit clearly suffers from a paucity of thought, since any motorist held up in such a manner is rather more likely to attempt a dangerous pass out of sheer frustration.

The only thing I can’t determine right now is if Vine is as big a cunt as his stablemate Steve “loving the show, Steve” Right. You could scour the country far and wide and experience great difficulty in finding a cunt like Vine; Tom Bradby excepted of course.

Vine Supports Cyclists Rights

Fuck off.

Nominated by: Paul Maskinback

Traditionalist Catholics

(Yes, this is another Miles Special, and is pretty heavy-going, but definitely worth it – Day Admin)

Bare with me colleagues.

Those who oppose the new order (the norvus order) of the mass promulgated after Vatican 2. Not a usual subject for a nom but please crave my indulgence if I can use that word in connection with Catholicism.

I now see Moriarty as my deadly spiritual foe. That was his name ____Moriarty.. He used to send me emails with reams and reams of documents attached to convince me that Vatican 2 was not a legitimate Council and the new mass was ‘defective’.

Yup wading through Papal Bulls, Encyclicals to get to the truth. A very depressing time in my life.

The ‘missa de angelis’ that is the exquisite music associated with the Latin Mass. I started to put it up on YouTube. Then I started to think I had lived through ‘the spirit’ of Vatican 2. Yes when many churches were stripped of statues and paintings and the mass became more relaxed and the priest even making jokes.

Terrible examples of ‘Clown masses’ I read about but never witnessed. But it was a very big change. Now we used the vernacular and the priest faced forward. All the old dignity and decorum was gone for many. It killed Evelyn Waugh you could argue.

Anyway I got caught up in this way of thinking for of a time. What were the conspiracies? According to Moriarty Pope Paul the VI was an imposter. Freemasons had infiltrated the Council. The focus on ‘Ecumenism’ was in reality only about ushering a world religion for the NWO. Loads and loads of stuff like that. What happened next?

You know the fanatics shout the loudest. Fractious, always fighting- talk mode, schismatic or schismatically-minded they are. I just got sick of it I think. Still played the old music on YouTube but I just left it. Or rather it left me. I never go on their websites because I know what they are going to say. (As an aside here isn’t that the one characteristic shared by all Conspiracy Theorists they repeat and repeat and repeat the same things?)

Anyway Pope Francis has just dropped a bombshell. You might have read about his motu proprio ‘traditionosis custodes’ basically making it very very difficult to celebrate the old latin mass. The traditionalists are up in arms of course.. I can see years and years of vicious infighting ahead

But Francis is right. It is like a church within a church. It has become terribly divisive. And the Council Fathers were right to update the mass. And use vernacular language so the people could understand what was going on.

Yesterday Gavin Williamson said he wanted Latin to be taught more in schools and has set aside funding for it. Which made me smile.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

(More info here – Day Admin Traditionalist Catholicism )

Racist Sniffer Dogs

The hairy bastards.

According to the Sunday Times, 1st Aug: –

An American (natch) study has found detection dogs can be influenced by their handler’s beliefs and expectations. Which of course means they are racist, because all police and customs officers are racist, innit.

They are therefore more likely to sniff darker hued suspects. The cunts.

How this explains the drugs found on these innocent darker hued suspects isnt explained. Colonialism I expect.

Dogs are Racists

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Quinn – Transgender Non-Binary and a Pilau Rice please

A Julian Clary-esque do the cleaning in a maids outfit with a wig on cunting please for “Quinn”.

Quite.

Another day, another Tranny all over t’news.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/58061475

This thing doesn’t even have a first name or surname, its so special it only needs one, hence “Quinn”. (According to Wiki she was born Rebecca Catherine Quinn – Day Admin)

Typically the woketastic Al-Beebira are all over this like a cheap rash on a cottagers arse, fawning over the “bravery” of coming out, how “inspiring” the story is etc etc.

“That was one of the reasons why I came out publicly, it’s because I want to be visible and I think the Olympics is a massive platform to have that visibility,” Quinn said.

Says it all really. Look at ME ME ME ME look how incredible i am!

Fuck right off with your one name bullshit you gigantic cunt.

Nominated by: GeneralZod

(More here – Day Admin Quinn (Soccer Person) )

 

And there’s this from Cuntybollocks

Quinn

One name, you’ve only got one name.

Didn’t do Zico, Ronaldo and Pele any harm, but who the fuck is this cunt?

Well, Quinn plays football for the ladies ‘sakker’ team. Born a bloke. Olympic gold medalist I believe.

Obviously not unfair in any way, having a bloke on the ladies’ team. She/he/they/them/whatever the fuck says it’s crucial we refer to ‘they’ (I’d say ‘he’) and trannies as their correct pronouns and new name if they have one.

Get fucked. I am NEVER using ‘they’ to describe one person. Never. Fuck off.

And isn’t it a complete coincidence that we see a lot of male to female athletes but I’ve yet to see a female to male one? Why is this? Fucking obvious isn’t it?

At least his team has knocked out the yanks. The yanks were turning away from their flag, kneeling and refusing to sing their national anthem. A fucking disgrace seeing as they were representing their country. A lot of money was invested in them to swan off to Japan to take part in an event no cunt will watch, because it’s shit. It’s just woke bullshit.

I feel a bit sorry for the Japs. I remember the huge street celebrations when they won the Olympic bid. Billions invested, no cunts in the stadiums and woke nonsense all over the place.

Fuck off Quinn and fuck off all sport in general at the moment, although somewhat poetic justice that the woke idiots at team USA were hoisted by their own petard somewhat here – so maybe not a complete cunt then?