It’s funny how Miliband’s recent trip to Israel has suddenly washed away the atheist he’s claimed to be for years and jump started his Jewish faith. As Dioclese points out in his blog, he’s shown his ignorance by announcing that he wants to be the first Jewish PM. He’s a bit late for that, since Benjamin Disraeli has beaten him to it by about 150 years.

One of his best comments was his claim he was an atheist who had faith in God. Which to me at least shows what a dumb shit Miliband is, since the whole concept of atheism is that you have faith in the fact that God doesn’t exist. His claim was a classic example of the word ‘OXYMORON’. With the emphasis on MORON.

The best picture from his trip to his spiritual Motherland, was the one of him playing football with a Palestinian child. This was no doubt supposed to make him look like an ordinary, caring, man of the people, statesman. The look on his face though makes it clear that, along with beer, Ed also doesn’t do football.

To be perfectly honest, I’d rather see Bob the Builder as Prime Minister than this geeky, buck toothed, weird voiced, twat who looks like an axe murderer. The worst thing though, is if Labour win the next general election, we’ll get that evil, arrogant, egomentalist Ed Testicles as Chancellor. A man who makes Gordon Brown look electable.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

The fucking Miliband cunt has a smaller vocabulary than a North Korean string-pull doll.

Squeezed middle (“skeethd mid-hull”)
hard-working families (“har dwerkin famblies”)

500,000 people every day in Britain queue up at soup kitchens, and go to beg at food banks. Yes there are some scroungers, but most are in real distress and despair, and genuinely hungry.

Meanwhile the idiot cunt Miliband spouts utter mindless shite about mythical groups.

The cunt Miliband stands for cunts – not people. He wants to exterminate the British with his toxic snotty saliva and thinly-veiled protocols.

Nominated by: Oliver Twist

Ed Miliband recently had an operation on his nose and palate, so he would not sound so jewish.

While he was unconscious we saw the surgeon lean over and whisper gently in his ear, “Ed you are a snot-gobbling-dirty-little-pox-arsed-cock-tosser!”

Nominated by: Brian Barrough