I’m cunting these German cobblers for a load of old cobblers, namely, their new advertisement campaign.

Pushing forward a ‘brave’ peaceful for pissing and moaning (trouble making) until she got to play basketball in peaceful gear.

Even worse, their pushing of ‘brave, unstoppable’ trans athletes (cheats).

Well, as we all know. It will lead to unstoppable cheats, I mean ‘athletes’ winning all the women’s events.

I do feel sorry for the genuine female athletes losing out to these cheats, but most wimminz seem to support this shite, so fuck ’em. Reap what you sow.

Still, no need for Adidas to jump on this shite too, the fucking bellends.

https://www.adidas.co.uk/impossibleisnothing

Nominated by Cuntybollocks

I’d like a beardy-weirdy beatbox cunting for Shlomo, if you please, for his pathetic outpourings:

https://www.isingmag.com/mental-health-sk-shlomo-on-depression-ptsd-and-singing/

Now, I’m not knocking his abilities, I couldn’t do that shit (nor would I want to), but even though I’d never heard of the cunt, when I saw that his piece on the Karl Marx Broadcasting Corporation had PTSD in the description, I took a bit of an interest.

With a name and schnozzle like his, I realised he was a tin lid and thought maybe in his youth he’d been in the Israeli mob, taking pot-shots at Yasser Arafat’s rocket firing, dish-dash wearing peace lovers in the Gaza strip. I daresay he’d see one or two things that might stay with him if he had. But no, it transpires that the ‘highs of live performing’ were no longer enough, he felt ’empty’. So he decided to become a recording artist …then had a breakdown – the mental kind, NOT a flat tyre. He’d ‘pretended he’d been coping’ but finally had to ‘reach out’, whereupon he was diagnosed with depression and PTSD, apparently because he was a reformed piss-head. Baffled? Yeah, (hashtag) me too.

Now, I’ve seen one or two things in my military career that might cause PTSD, it hasn’t done so with me because I’m a cold-hearted bastard when it comes to it, but I can understand why true horror can affect some who witness it. But Shylock, or whatever the fuck your name is, coming off the booze and working hard for a few years is not a horror story. In short, stop feeling sorry for yourself and get a fucking grip man!

There is a trend nowadays of any cunt who’s missed the fucking bus and had to walk home claiming they’ve got PTSD and need therapy. It’s a fucking joke and cunts like this, who ‘share their story’, are just encouraging it. Just fuck off and get on with it.

Nominated by The Stained Gusset

For your Cunt sideration dear cunters.

Greggs and Primarni (I see what you did there – NA) have teamed up and produced some ( designer) wear for their chav customers to relish.
Who in their right mind would want a garment/ trainers with a fucking Greggs sausage roll on it? Yes, you’ve guessed , CUNTS.

Some twat from Worcester drove in the storm to get to Newcastle to get his grubby greasy hands on a T shirt with a vegan sausage roll emblazoned on.
In my opinion, I reckon that the T shirt will undoubtedly taste better than the real thing. Set of cunts.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10530207/Shoppers-queue-round-block-hands-Greggs-clothing-collaboration-Primark.html

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

Another story to warm the cockles of every cunter’s heart from that huge pile of festering woke horse shit formerly known as Bristol. Hardly surprising considering that the City Council is run jointly by Labour and the Greens.

The good doctor was randomly dragged from his house by Chanz Maximen, a gentleman of colour surprisingly , in 2019. Sooty then proceeded to stab him nine times, narrowly missing his heart by two centimetres, before leaving him bleeding in the street. His victim managed to drag himself back to his house and call the plod. However, Maximen returned and could be heard throwing himself against the door to try and get back in.

At the trial and in an astonishing act of lily-livered, bleeding-heart liberalism, Towler read out a witness impact statement saying: “I don’t think you owe me an apology”. He added: “I feel bad that I had this great freedom but you didn’t. I wondered if you had just made a mistake, albeit a big one, or been unlucky.” He has since elaborated by saying: “I got lucky, I’m living a quite normal life, a comfortable life. My immediate outlook is rather more comfortable than Chanz Maximen’s position.” There’s more of his unmitigated vomit inducing bollocks in the links.

If the doctor thinks this was one mistake, the up-his-own-arse cunt is badly mistaken. A few weeks later Maximen sliced Wojtek Rozmiarek across the face as he sat innocently and minding his own business on a bench while on his journey home from a night shift. The next night he followed 22-year-old Annabel Everitt home, knocked on her door and forced his way in with a knife. Police were called and when he was arrested he was found to be carrying two knives.

He was found guilty of attempted murder, GBH and three counts of possessing a bladed article and jailed for ‘life’ with a minimum term of 12 years. No doubt in a couple of years time he’ll be absconding from an open prison.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-60430718
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-60406983

Nominated by Cupid Stunt The First