Unwatchable Talk TV

Head in hands time again as the latest news channel Talk TV takes the Crappo TV Title on points from holder GB News. Talk TV?

It’s another Murdoch vehicle in that Oz Cunt’s cheapo house style (but no bouncing titties presenters) with garish graphics and featuring largely unknown ugly old newsy type cunts with nuclear whitened choppers sagging out of on their third face job mugs.

Only newsworthy cunt in sight is the much despised and much sacked Piers Morgan. Enough said.

Accept after a lifetime of self abuse this old cunt’s peepers may well no longer have 20/20 vision but have the distinct impression that the visuals are not full HD ie 1080p. More likely the cheapo 720p that the BBC tried to foist off on the viewing public in the early days of “HD”. Stood out like a fuzzy sore thumb against ITV and the later Sky offerings. Only saving grace fuzzy TV makes the grievous Morgan ever so slightly more bearable.

Imagine brain dead cheap as chips ‘70s regional radio (when chips were cheap) with a static camera pointing at the presenters (two boxes with an old cunt in each) side by side and you get the picture. If only The Dirty Digger would go back on form and give us two boxes with a pair of bouncing titties in each.

Titties Talk TV. I’d watch that.

Express News Link

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

 

Lack of Tourette Syndrome Diversity

The BBC et al are quick to champion every minority group. Trannies. Botty bashers. Darker skinned types. People with bits missing.

However, I am disgusted at their lack of recognition of those with Tourette’s Syndrome.

Until fine, upstanding chaps like those in this video are sitting next to the likes of Gary Lineker, Rio Ferdinand or Philip Schofield, I consider the BBC, Sky, BT, ITV et al to be Nazis.

Even better, let’s put them up as MPs.

I refuse to vote for any of our useless cunts at the moment, but I’d definitely vote to see these lot during Prime Minister’s Questions

Indeed, I suggest a movement to get chaps like these into such positions. Let the BBC and your MPs know how you feel and demand equality and inclusion for Tourette’s sufferers.

YouTube Link (NSFW)

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Hywel Williams MP and Moaning Migrants


An oggy, oggy, oggy, fuck, right off cunting, for this sheep bothering Welsh MP.

Old Hywel, you see, is concerned that fighter jets doing military exercises in his constituency could be traumatising Ukrainian refugees, isn’t it Boyo?

I’m not cunting him for that in itself, as people can obviously be traumatised by war. Especially if they’ve just escaped their own city being bombed. Although why the fuck change anything militarily we or our allies do in our own land for fucking refugees? But I digress.

No, it’s the fact he’s concerned about refugees getting a bit PTSDy, but not our own fucking soldiers or ex soldiers in his constituency. I would wager he’s got many more of those, the fucking virtue signalling shithouse.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-61257706

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks


And on a slightly different tangent, there’s this from Norman

Migrant moaners are total cunts.

Apart from being ‘refugees’ fleeing from – well, absolutely nothing (they aren’t Ukranian) – and arriving here with iphones and Nike trainers and having the life of fucking riley, these cunts are now blubbering about their ‘lot’ and how they are being ‘forced’ to scarper to Ireland, as they are ‘terrified’ of being sent to Rwanda.

Oh dear, how sad, never sodding mind. They are ‘terrified’, eh? Well, so were the poor innocents at the Manchester Arena. So was Drummer Lee Rigby (RIP) as two of these lovable fuzzie wuzzies murdered him in the street. And don’t even get me started on the butchering of Sir David Arness (RIP).

So they all frig of to Eire? That suits me. And fucking off to Rwanda would be even better. It would make Britain a much a safer place.

Terrified, my arse. No sympathy whatsoever.

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Nodders

Annoying functionaries and sycophants that stand behind politicians bobbing their heads up and down like a dashboard bulldog as some slimy trougher repeats the same 30 seconds of information over and over again for up to an hour or more (fuck you 24 hours msm news).

These cunts piss me off more as they themselves hope to become professional elected troughers one day. I’m writing this now as this is more prevalent now as we here have a six week election campaign only into week three when they’re traditionally only one month long (We’re presuming you’re referring to the Oz federal election 21st May – Day Admin)

I’d vote for Madge to sack the televangelist Prime marketeer as well as the “my single mum and I lived in state housing” opposition leader ( my mum worked herself to the bone to pay off our war service house), and every nodder caught filmed nodding properly this time and appoint HRH Princess Anne with a swagger stick and a serious hangover to shout at government functionaries to do their job or be sent to Antarctica to mine ice cubes for her gin fizz..

As voting is compulsory here I also hate the gormless cunts shoving how to vote leaflets in your face and electoral staff telling you how lucky you are to fuck up your Saturday participating in this shitshow, just so the troughers can ignore us for another three to four years.

Nominated by: Shackledragger cunt

Swansea Council’s Musical Theme Park

Swansea council are cunts, (See the video below)

Who the fuck thought putting a musical, squeaking, squawking inter active park next to a housing estate was a good idea.

This constant day time ear fucking and that’s not including the scrotes that turn up late at night, sound even worse if that were possible than having Lilly the musical mong stuck on repeat 24/7.

Fucking hell, unsellable houses, people not stopping for coffee in the local coffee shop, this is a nightmare for the locals, not to mention how much money Swansea council spunked up the wall installing this musical monstrosity,

surely the money would have been better spent on the pot holes or their fucked up traffic system.

The only saving grace is its nowhere near me and i would love for my neighbours demented brat to go and play there making as much noise as is humanly possible rather than next door to us.

Wales On Line News Link

Nominated by: Fuglyucker