Head in hands time again as the latest news channel Talk TV takes the Crappo TV Title on points from holder GB News. Talk TV?
It’s another Murdoch vehicle in that Oz Cunt’s cheapo house style (but no bouncing titties presenters) with garish graphics and featuring largely unknown ugly old newsy type cunts with nuclear whitened choppers sagging out of on their third face job mugs.
Only newsworthy cunt in sight is the much despised and much sacked Piers Morgan. Enough said.
Accept after a lifetime of self abuse this old cunt’s peepers may well no longer have 20/20 vision but have the distinct impression that the visuals are not full HD ie 1080p. More likely the cheapo 720p that the BBC tried to foist off on the viewing public in the early days of “HD”. Stood out like a fuzzy sore thumb against ITV and the later Sky offerings. Only saving grace fuzzy TV makes the grievous Morgan ever so slightly more bearable.
Imagine brain dead cheap as chips ‘70s regional radio (when chips were cheap) with a static camera pointing at the presenters (two boxes with an old cunt in each) side by side and you get the picture. If only The Dirty Digger would go back on form and give us two boxes with a pair of bouncing titties in each.
Titties Talk TV. I’d watch that.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke




