(Is it an IsaC regular on his day/night off? – Day Admin)

I nominate Somerset gimp man. A weird cunt and possibly a dangerous cunt.

Likes walking about at night scaring folk whilst dressed in his wipe clean perv-wear whilst no doubt getting a tingle as he does so

Daily Star News Link

BBC News Link

I would love him to rock up and pull that shit in my neighbourhood. He would only do it once ah tell thee.

Nominated by: The Cuntfinder General

Cuntybollocks nominates the Gimp also

The Somerset Gimp

What a fucking country.

The cundry bumpkins in Somerset have been terrorised in recent years by this nutcase.

He’s finally been arrested.

His thing was being clad in a head to toe black gimp suit. He’d approach people at night and writhe around the floor in front of them, grunting away.

One witness said his suit was glistening with some kind of sticky liquid.

I bet it fucking was.

Chuck it on the bonfire.

Telegraph News Link

Apparently, there’s a new energy drink that’s just come out, and kids are going batshit crazy trying to get their grubby fucking hands on it , that they’re getting up before supermarkets open, in order to secure a few cans of it.

It’s a shame the lazy little cunts wouldn’t do the same to earn a few quid delivering newspapers.

I don’t understand why these drinks are popular. When I was a kid, my energy levels were equivalent to nuclear fission, and I remember only drinking council pop, or a cuppa. Read the story and you will understand why the parent wants to remain anonymous. Gigantic cunts.

Stoke Sentinel News Link

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

Christopher Hitchens once said that self praise is no praise, , but I’m not sure the BBC have ever heard this before as they always seem so in love with whatever crap programme they’re pushing to help with their socio-cultural engineering project.

Since the days when the One Show was first broadcast i’ve noticed the internal self-cross-promotion of programmes, certain actors, presenters, singers and comedians all appearing on each others’ programmes, sucking each other off and living in a delusional, lefty world quite removed from the rest of Britain.

This onanistic tendency has become so demented as Strictly cum mincing celebrates the centenary of its broadcaster with contestants dancing to themes from BBC programmes, with an audience groaning with BBC employees (such as Sarah Cox) sycophantically whooping and clapping.

The narcissism of this organisation is staggering and reminds me of the state-backed clap-alongs of North Korea.

When Charlie Brooker wrote somewhat scathingly about the Express and Daily Star promoting Richard Desmond’s other products, I thought ‘take a look closer to home, you ugly twat!’

The BBC are as guilty as Desmond or Murdoch, but far more zealous in their ‘messaging’.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

(Yes, the header pic is of the same Neville Southall! – Day Admin)

MOBY DICK, aka NEVILLE SOUTHALL

An elephantine cunting please, fellow cunters, for ex-Everton and Wales goalkeeper Neville Southall. I had to look long and hard at the photo in this article in the Bolshevik Bogroll and ask myself ‘Is that really Neville Southall?’

‘https://morningstaronline.co.uk/article/s/neville-southall-standing-lgbt-rights-football

Well apparently it is. Nev now regards himself as something of a political activist (pro-LGBT rights, for example) yet oblivious to the fact that the stem of ‘activist’ is ‘active’, one thing that Nev is most definitely not.

So I’m not nominating Wales’s answer to Python’s Mr Creosote for his politics, but for making Cyril Smith look like Posh Spice. How the fuck can a professional sportsman, obviously well-schooled in the importance of diet, exercise and fitness, allow himself to become the largest man-made structure in Wales, visible from space? His daily calorie intake could feed the entire population of Merthyr Tydfil for a month.

You can express whatever opinions you like, Nev, but for letting yourself go like that you’re a cunt.

Morning Star News Link

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

I was watching a bit of the cricket T20 World Cup (India Vs Netherlands) and the camera panned into the huge Indian crowd (it’s being played in Australia…they must have loads of the cunts over there, but I digress).

I then saw some twat get his ring out (fnarr fnarr) and get on bended knee, to an admittedly quite attractive, young Indian lady. She looked ‘shocked’ and said ‘yes’. In front of about 90,000 fans in the stadium itself and millions watching on television, worldwide.They put the whole shameful spectacle on the big screen… obviously the show off cunt(s?) set this up beforehand.

What sort of show off cunt does this? Probably from the same family as that fat cunt they showed in the game between India and Pakistan with a birthday cake and his family singing happy birthday…as they then dived in with fingers to take a sloppy chunk each. Waving and whooping. Shouting with their mouths full of cake, the dirty cunts.

In fact, it seems this rant is turning into one about Indian cricket fans.
But it isn’t. If they like cricket they must mostly be normal (Hardly – NA). Even though T20 is a poor version of the real thing.

But I digress (again).

I fucking can’t be doing with cunts who do public marriage proposals and the like. No class.

I hope she says ‘no’ if any of you cunts try and propose in front of millions an’ all.

Get to fuck.

News18 Link.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks