We get frequent emails from head office with information about things happening in the company, business news, market trends etc.. all well and good. However, they have become more and more woke in the past years and actively buy into Black History Month.

So, in addition to promoting talks and events by the likes of Akala, they also included their list of recommended books by black authors. Lo and behold, three days later, these exact same books arrived at the office.

Thanks, but no thanks. I’ll read what I choose, not what you choose. Fuck off Akala and Maya Angelou, plus whatever other crap they sent us.

Nominated by: mystic maven

(Presumably if you don’t read the “recommended” books say goodbye to your job! – Day Admin)

Patrick Vieira are the BBC are a pair of cunts.

The Crystal Palace boss reckons that doors are not open for black managers and apparently more needs to be done to encourage black players into management. And, of course, because it ticks enough of their boxes (racism and sport), our national broadcaster is only too keen to try and dry-hump this particular non-story.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/63385012

The following stats are cited: 43% of Premier League and 34% of EFL players are black, but only 4.4% of managers.

The obvious question that the Beeb didn’t address is: so fucking what?

I couldn’t give a rat’s arse about the Premier League, but the 3 things I do know about the self-styled ‘best league in the world’ are:
1. It’s fuelled by greed and piloted by avaricious fuck-stains who’d sell their own children for a few quid and a few points.
2. The clubs’ raison d’etre is to win as many football matches as possible, collect silvery things, and avoid being relegated.
3. The league loves a bit (or a fucking lot) of virtue signalling. (Taking the knee for a dead American criminal is perhaps their most celebrated virtue signalling caper).

So, with the above in mind, are these two cunts seriously suggesting that football clubs would jeopardise any or all of the above by purposefully blocking managers because they are black? What a crock of shit. Football clubs employ the very best talent they can afford (players, managers, ground staff, laundry staff, cooks, etc.), irrespective of colour, race, religion or creed. You can guarantee that if the most successful manager in the world was black, there’d be no shortage of job offers. If 43% of PL and 34% of EFL players are black, but only 4.4% of managers, then the only reasonable conclusion is not that there’s some vast conspiracy at play, but that at this moment black managers are comparatively shit. It isn’t racist, it’s just the fucking truth.

Rather than jumping on this horseshit victimhood, positive-discrimination, everything-and-everyone-is-a-racist bandwagon, the BBC should retitle the headline: “Why are Black Football Managers Comparatively Inept? – An Investigation”. Vieira should fucking well stop crying and put his efforts into beating the likes of Guardiola, Klopp, and the rest of the supposed white supremacists that are repressing him.

Nominated by: Cunty McCunt

Kier Starmer – Rebel Without a Clue.

During an interview with LBC Radio on Monday we learned that the Labour Party leader was a “bit of a lad” at school and a “live wire” who once got detention for fighting according to old school chum Conservative peer, Lord Cooper.

When asked who he was fighting Starmer responded: “I can’t remember but we were always around the back of the sheds. There were bits and bobs going on”.

MSN Link.

Not exactly Harry Flashman is it? (Harry Flashman Link – NA)

First Mavis running through a field of corn and now this bellend. Our political leaders can’t even embellish a believable bullshit story. I’m sure a teenage Kier was just as cuntish and punchable as he is today, although more of a “live wire” than the personality free cunt we all know. If I could time travel I might go back and get a few sneaky jabs in myself.

*The Worcestershire Warrior has been contacted for comment.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

A cunting please for modern ties please admin. Being of the age where relatives drop off the perch with monotonous regularity, I found that my trusty black funeral tie has gone missing in action. I had to ring a mate up, he was not impressed as I woke the poor sod up.

Anyway the modern ties are fucking short leaving yours truly with one that when done up looks like one Oliver Hardy used to wear in days of yore. I can hear the cunters tuning up their violins as I cunt, but fear not cunters, I brought one from the British Heart foundation, a long one too for a quid. Result CuntyMort is at his funerial best again.

Nominated by: CuntyMort

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The former “levelling up” Secretary has suggested he wants a “quiet life” after stepping down from frontline politics while enjoying throwing a few unhelpful barbs at Truss and her cabinet from the safety of the backbenches.

For a person who wants the quiet life what the fuck is he doing at the Tory Party Conference in Birmingham suggesting that the Tory Party has lost its way and that there is already discontent amongst prominent Cabinet Ministers regarding Truss’ leadership and uneasy relationship not only with her Chancellor, but the Bank of England and the Office of National Statistics (who incorrectly claimed the country was officially in recession, even though it isn’t. At least not yet) – (Obviously things have moved on since Techno submitted his nom last month. But the facts remain the same, Gove is still a cunt! – Day Admin)

Gove is an oily little shit, quick to stab anyone in the back, and always hopping between ministerial roles but never achieving anything of note. And what the fuck he did during his 5 minutes as “levelling up” secretary (what a Mickey Mouse title) is anyone’s business.

Gove wants to be seen as some kind of Tory Grandee, but in essence he is nothing more than a bitter and twisted individual, primarily because he never became leader or PM – a position he never openly admitted to wanting but the hints were always there.

Instead he’ll end up like Heseltine, Lawson, Brown, Blair, Major and other embittered old cunts put out to pasture with nothing better to do than rabble-rouse to the media and earn a few thousand quid from the lecture circuit slagging off the Party.

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Nominated by: Technocunt