‘An absolute disgrace!’

‘The scenes were ‘not good enough’.

Balls to that. It’s great to see a good old fashioned brawl. I bet the ‘crowd’ fucking loved it. I thought the Scrappy Doo figure who threw the punch to start it all didn’t throw his punch properly.

That was a let down, lads.

Next time, take some chairs and tables to break over each others heads.

And if they go down, make sure you jump on their heads.

Can’t be too careful nowadays.

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-wales-63370566

The Sun Link.(Extra time link nodded in by Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

I’d like to cunt shop assistants who constantly try to upsell. And as an aside I’d also like to cunt the word “upsell”, but perhaps another time for that one.

What has annoyed me for years is when I go into a small business, particularly bakeries that are staffed with Asian females, there will always that one employee who is hellbent on impressing the boss with her sales.

I understand they are probably on about AU$8 per hour. And I think this sucks.

But if I frequent the same bakery a few times per week, and have been doing so for about a year-and-a-half. And if the same serving wench attends to me each time I ask:

“May I please have one biscotti please?”

I get pissed off when in reply she asks me:

“How many?”

Or:

“Just one?”

Bloody Nora … yes, just fuckin’ one.

(She’s an absolute looker with a great, almost scantily clad bod though so … I maintain composure).

Nominated by: Crocacunt Dundee

(More info on upselling here, Day Admin – Shopify Link )

The good old Guardian. Again.

You would think that an Asian PM would give the fuckers some cheer. But no:-

” Rishi Sunak is Britain’s first Asian prime minister – but it’s no progressive victory”

Please note that the name of this journalist is Hashi Mohamed. So no anti Indian bias of course.

Commenting on the Trussed election he says:-

”Alas, for Tory party members it was still preferable to elect a white woman than a brown man; just as well they won’t be able to vote on his appointment this time.”

Yep, racism innit. Even a woman preferable to an Indian. The rest of this horseshit, if you can be bothered to read it, becomes an anti Indian/Hindu diatribe.

The Guardian, bringing you woke racism at it’s finest.

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

A bit previous I know. But as Johnson leaves the race, our wonderful BBC has wet themselves at the almost certain victory of the Dark Skinned one.
Now this is not the main target of my cunting, but this is. The Black and Brown drift to Rishi was almost instantaneous upon Boris backing off. What we have is a ring of itinerants licking the ringpiece of the supposed winner , and jockeying for a cabinet place. Patel, Zahawi and Braverman all solidly in the Rishi camp.

As the Keys to Downing St are simply a stonesthrow from the intended Curry Palace of Westminster.

Never mind , as we all know, Rishi used to serve in a Curry House, and wash the Dishes.

So my cunting is to the arseholes of the drift to the Billionaires ringpiece. May they suffer the shit of a thousand camels

Nominated by: Ferrars Hall

Gardeners World is a cunt. A one time must for the gardener this monthly magazine has joined the woke LGBT Multicultural Shit Show.

Over the last 3 maybe 4 years, the mag has introduced a burgeoning number of ethnic diversities promoted as experts and educators. Regular features have appeared of “exotic gardens” the product of enrichment and diversity.

Each month there are comments made about the destruction of our planet, Global warming and what we must do to avoid extinction.

The magazine is fast becoming an instrument of Indoctrination.

Now this.! We are advised not to dig our gardens. The reason. Each time we dig, we release carbon into the atmosphere. The effects of this carbon release build up over the years and contributes to Global Warming.

How in fuck are Farmers going to grow crops, to provide us with food? Surely they must plough?, Surely they must dig to seat a plant ?

I hear from my fellow residents that their magazines are equally turning shit qweer with similar messages all of doom and gloom

Monty Don is fast becoming the glove puppet of the fucking BBC ! And he is now becoming a cunt !

Nominated by: Ferrars Hall