Kier Starmer [20]

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Kier Starmer – Rebel Without a Clue.

During an interview with LBC Radio on Monday we learned that the Labour Party leader was a “bit of a lad” at school and a “live wire” who once got detention for fighting according to old school chum Conservative peer, Lord Cooper.

When asked who he was fighting Starmer responded: “I can’t remember but we were always around the back of the sheds. There were bits and bobs going on”.

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Not exactly Harry Flashman is it? (Harry Flashman Link – NA)

First Mavis running through a field of corn and now this bellend. Our political leaders can’t even embellish a believable bullshit story. I’m sure a teenage Kier was just as cuntish and punchable as he is today, although more of a “live wire” than the personality free cunt we all know. If I could time travel I might go back and get a few sneaky jabs in myself.

*The Worcestershire Warrior has been contacted for comment.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

48 thoughts on “Kier Starmer [20]”

  1. “I can’t remember but we were always around the back of the sheds.”

    He didn’t go to school in Worcestershire, did he?

  3. I bet Sir Kweer was a bit of a ‘live wire’ after being subjected to daily ‘postings’, ‘wedgies’ and merciless twattings by the older kids.

    His trademark quiff being messed up beyond all recognition – the ultimate humiliation. A bit like Reg Varney in On the Buses, when he stumbles and his brylcreemed quiff goes akimbo.

    I bet Kweer was the type that hung around with the girls and played kiss chase, the soppy arsehole.

    Imagine your ‘fear’ at being offered out by Kweer. Yes, the fear of him managing to pin you down and bum you to within an inch of your life.

    Cunt.

    • I wonder if Sir Kweer ever had any idea, what a “real woman,” felt like back then, while he was ‘fumbling around’ behind the bike sheds.

  4. OMG, what a lad, once given detention for fighting. Don’t tell me, you once handed in your homework a day late as well? Christ, it’s the Che Guevara of Reigate.

    It’s just as well he wasn’t at my school. We had a way with nonces like him. March him into the physics lab, debag him and dangle his goolies on a fully-charged Van der Graaf generator. Now that’s what I call being a ‘live wire’.

  5. My daughter could knock this daft cunt out.

    “A bit of a lad”?

    I thought you couldn’t say who or what was male or female when asked?

    F.aggot.

  6. Walter the softy given it large..why do these cunts think the public in general give two fucks..
    Just do your job we are paying for.

    • Despite Kiers claims to have been Gripper Stebson at school,
      They never packed him off to borstal,
      Or a school in the hills for wayward youth,
      Was he
      a glue sniffer?

      They never taught him to blow his fuckin nose either, he needs a menthol balsam and a hanky like a duvet cover.

      Anyway, he’s a idea to his wild years

      https://youtu.be/1gtLgAYCf5Y

      • His ‘You can’t take your exams like this, Malcolm’ twang is just one of many affectations that justify his immediate execution for crimes against humanity.

  7. One thing puzzling me is this cunt couldn’t knock the skin off a rice pudding. So how was he reckon he was a bit of a lad and a livewire with all the duckies he has in his partei? (See what I did there) I bet the cunt didn’t get ANY pussy at all. Uber cunt.

  8. Sir Kneeler. The perfect embodiment of a metropolitan elite, with a personality bypass and a sneering contempt for Britain. Until the next dull wannabe prime minister cunt drifts by, that is.

    • This alleged fight,
      I’m betting it was with a rival teddy boy?

      Rishi Sunak (Rashid Chinook)?
      Or Mark Lamarr?

      I like to think it started by someone stepping on his brothel creepers,
      And Kier pulled what appears to be a flick knife!!
      But it’s a flick comb.
      He combs his pompadour quiff and said

      “Your dead after school.
      We’re gonna rumble baby.”

  9. I bet his idea of beng a “bit of a lad” and a “live wire” was to write “Knickers” on the lavatory door in pencil (no harder than HB) so he could rub it out if teacher was coming. I hope his head was flashed down that lavatory pan a few times as well, preferably with one of his floaters still in it..

    Frankly I wouldn’t believe a word that arsehole says about his early life – it’s all fantasy – the telephone bill that couldn’t be paid so “cut off for months” and dad the toolmaker – all manufactured in the last 2 years I suppose.

    A pity Mr Starmer pere didn’t have a good wank that night in late 1961 or Jan 62 – or watch Maigret, now being repeated after sixty years with the incomprable Rupert Davis.

  10. This is what you get when a liberal Tory with a cosseted background puts on a red tie.
    A childhood and adolescence of nanny’s, public schools and Oxbridge seems to leave them with a credibility problem in their eyes. Blair was the same and struggled to keep up with his own bullshit.
    The simple answer would have been to have joined a political party that suited their upbringing, rather than choosing simply on the basis of career advancement. But why let silly things like innate political beliefs get in the way?
    Bevin and Prescott could pull off this kind of bollocks because it would have been mostly true. But in Starmers case, he was more likely bullied than dishing out a kicking.

      • Oh yes indeed. If he’d carried on as he did, he’d have ended up as director general of the BBC or CEO of Network Rail.

      • 😂 watching that reminds me that Kenny Everett is still a far more convincing heterosexual than Dame Kweer

  13. “a bit of a lad” is koda for wet cunts Like him to mean buying a lager-top in the local pub and fretting about proving his age by the barman!

    and he was probably sniffing bike seats in the bike sheds, although it is unknown if he was after male, female or an in-betweener!

  14. He has to make tea for Dianne Abbott and, at the last Labour Christmas party, a tipsy Angela Rayner dragged him into the broom closet for a blowie, but his little tinkler wouldn’t go big.

  15. “A bit of a lad” can tell the difference between a man and a woman. It’s only cunts that can’t tell the difference.

    • Bit of a lad?

      As in a bit of a woman too?

      Anyone describing themselves as a bit of lad is instantly disqualified from being one of the lads, like the fat chick who claims she’s ‘funny’ but in reality is just a try-hard, irritating arsehole, over-compensating for her many inadequacies by raucously laughing at her own ‘jokes’.

      If you’ve had so few fights in your life you can count them then you sir are, most definitely, not a lad.

      You’re a wanker.

  16. Maybe he pinched a sweet from a shop as a kid and has been racked with socialist guilt ever since 🤔 Cunt

  17. Given he was born in London and his middle name is Rodney, I’m surprised he is not pretending he was a dodgy market trader.

    • He is a dodgy market trader. Instead of selling sex dolls filled with combustible hydrogen or dodgy video recorders with the instructions printed in Korean in Peckham market, he’s selling Net Zero and radical trans ideology in Westminster. Much the same thing.

  21. My hatred of “Lady” Starmsy is 100%.Utter turd monkey.I hope he catches a dose of the monkey pox.Crawl back to your rock dear.

  22. ‘Bits and bobs eh’?

    Fucking hardman. I bet he chinned Lenny McLean and Pretty boy Shaw one after the other, then took on every Royal Manne in Joanna’s in Portsmouth, after downing six bottles of Buckfast.

    Kier ‘Walter Mitty’ Starmer.

  23. I would fight him at my age, guarantee I would wipe that sneering smirk off his face. Permanently!

  24. Dame Kweer Starmonkey. This cunt can’t even describe what a woman is despite being one herself.
    I bet Dame Kweer’s school years were like the film Scum with him playing inmate Davis, who is the one who gets bummed by X3 fàggots in the greenhouse.
    I could also imagine Dame Kweer in the boiler house asking kwasi Kwarteng ‘where’s ya Tool?’ Quickly followed by our man Kwasi kicking fuck out of Dame Kweer for being a limp dick closet homosexual.

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