Our first British-Asian PM and What will the Woke Say Now?

Rishi is our new PM, born in Southampton and is therefore British despite his Asian background. I didn’t particularly rate him when he was Chancellor, especially throwing billions of magic pounds at all and sundry during the pandemic. And there was also the matter of trust, especially after resigning from his position after disagreeing with the-then PM, Boris Johnson over a number of issues.

However, I am prepared to give this bloke a chance of pulling the Conservative party together at long last even though I don’t believe it will ever be the same party of old.

What does and will interest me is how the progressive liberals will react to his policy decisions. Twitter, the BBC, the Guardian and a shedload of other “woke” standard-bearers will no doubt be far more cautious about criticising the man and his handling of the many issues that face the country.

It is well known that the woke fully endorse the concept of hate crime – in other words slagging off the usual suspects, including any hints of micro-aggressive actions. But if Sunak makes some bad decisions will the likes of the Guardian criticise him in the same robust way as they did with Johnson/Truss? Or will they just blame those around him rather than the man himself?

Labour will also find themselves in a similar situation especially during PMQT. Will the likes of Butler and Abbott take potshots at him? Will they say he is just a “superficial person of colour”? Or will they side-step the issue and blame previous administrations or other government departments managed by “whitey” ministers?

Whatever the response it is clear that the Woke will have to be far more cautious because for years they’ve been banging on about diversity and inclusion of BAMEs. Well here we are, it has finally happened, but will this please or annoy these trigger-happy cunts!

Grauniad Link.

Nominated by: Technocunt

A “kindly adjust your dress before leaving – and wash your hands” – cunting for yet another soppy charity in search of a problem, who claim that many people are skipping work because they cannot afford to keep themselves clean and terriby embarrassed about it – indeed, they feel “shame”:-

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63403823

I would not-so-respectfully suggest that those people who claim to avoid work because of their personal hygiene, are actually work-shy lazy bastards.

The poor devils can’t afford soap and deoderant (though I suspect most of them can afford a scratchcard and the Sun newspaper). You can buy packs of three bars of soap in Poundland for £1 (other poundshops are available) and you can buy both men and womens deoderants for 59 pence in Lidl (I buy it for the spouse to cover up her more malodorous farts, which echo round the room in the evening after a day on the chocolate peanuts). Beside if you wash properly you don’t need a deoderant. In my RN days it was a shower every morning with Lifebuoy and again in the evening if you had a strenuous day – which was most days, there were no deoderants at the time, except the fruity gentemen who would discreetly apply a little perfume.

If you are THAT poor, you could even dive into a public lavatory and use the free soap in the dispensers, but I just feel this charity, no doubt fully suppored by Dame Kweer to show what bastards the government are, have been led up the garden path by lazy indivduals who prefer to sit and watch Holly and Phil all morning (and I bet Phil smells as lovely as Katie Boyle used to with her Camay).

If you do stink like a polecat, you could always get a job working from home, where, like the spouse, you can fart the day away to your hearts content and generally look like a compost heap.

How on earth do these charities exist and still manage to keep a straight face?

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

It’s that time of the year again so fill yer boots.
To nominate, click the picture in the side bar or click here

You can’t comment here so use the link

Here in my neck of the Lake District woods the local highways authority and council have announced some road improvements to the area.

This follows various complaints, protests and petitions from residents who claim those roads in question are dangerous due to poor lighting, pot holes and poor signage.

After many months of waiting the residents are getting their wishes and the roads are going to be resurfaced,remarked and new signage added along the route.

However, these same ungrateful cunts are moaning about the delays on the roads now that the work has started. They’re moaning about the temporary traffic lights; they’re moaning about the noise, they’re moaning about the smell of the tarmac and quite a few other things besides.

Another example is of a local shop/general store. People complained about the high prices for some of their items and refused to shop there and opted to travel miles to the nearest town and one of the big supermarkets.

Inevitably the little independent shop closed its doors about six months ago and guess what? Those same people moaned about the shop closing while blaming other people for not using it.

Last night we had a power cut in the area, which lasted around 2 hours. People took to social media via their 4G network and firstly, complained it was the fault of the government and the much rumoured winter power cuts being brought forward; and then they moaned about how slow the engineers from Electricity North West were at fixing the problem despite the appalling weather and that it had happened in the late evening.

When the power was finally restored no word of thanks to those same engineers, just more moaning, especially from those who missed their favourite soap opera on the box!

These people should be rounded up, dumped on a plane and dropped from a great height into the battlegrounds of Ukraine. That’ll give them something to complain about, the ungrateful, moaning cunts!

Nominated by: Technocunt

The current shit storm over the Foreign Secretary’s reasonable request that LGBTXYZK etc football fans who go to the World Cup in Qatar respect the feelings of the local goat shaggers. Mr Cleverly used more emollient language but that is the gist of his argument.

I feel a popcorn moment coming on as the Qatari plod get stuck in- goat shaggers v sheep shaggers.

BTW , even the Labour Party are getting pissed off with Nadia Whittome.
As ever, cannot provide the less so assistance appreciated.

Nominated by: Guzziguy

Supporting link by Jeezum Priest

Telegraph News Link

And seconded by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I think Guzzi is cunting woke fucking nonsense over common sense. If these fuckers think they can carry on with their fucking cottaging and whatever the fuck they get up to in Qatar then they must face the consequenses. As in ‘dont smuggle drugs into Malaysia’ or ‘dont visit Russia with a Ukranian flag stuck up your arse’.
Labour are fucking woke morons.

BBC News Link