James Jordan – Strictly Gone Homeless

Ladies and gentlemen, may I nominate this narcissistic cunt Mr James Jordan…..once of strictly come dancing until he was sacked for being a cunt, and of late for doing fuck all except celeb appearance stuff like ‘get me out of here’

Here’s the story:

Kent On Line News Link

States him and his family are ‘homeless’ and pleads for a gullible local to put them up over Christmas, because the house he was going to rent, he now can’t because the landlord met him…thought he was a cunt and they fell out.

All this is, is a ‘poor me’ story to massage his incredibly high ego and opinion of himself- he, of course is not ‘really’ homeless but like a lot of us at times is actually between homes whilst his new place is getting finished. Most of us move in with family and friends… or maybe you can afford to rent in the mean time.

However unlike us……he has just sold his previous place for near £2.5m, and the new home is of a near similar value. This just reinforces to me anyway, that this is nothing to do with a genuine ‘poor me’ homeless story, but is actually a ‘look at me’ narcissistic bit of publicity exposure….for a total cunt.

However, I would take Ola in over Christmas and ruin that nice tight arse before I handed her back to her fucking wanker of a husband in the New Year.

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

Dead Pool [263]

Congratulations to lord Biryani who correctly predicted the sad demise of the legendary actor Leslie Phillips best known for his roles in the Carry on Films , The Navy Lark Harry Potter and much more.Phillips was 98 and died yesterday after a long illness.

On to Dead Pool 263

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and you can always steal other peoples picks from prior pools.No duplicates.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless a pick of yours has already been taken.

5)Awards are awarded based on the time of announcement not necessarily time of death.

Gonville and Caius college

 

 

 

 

(No stranger to controversy – Day Adnin)

Here we go again from snowflake woke central.

”Cambridge faculty apologises for ‘distressing’ emails about gender ideology talk”

Distressing? Yes. They were distressed by an advert apparently. An advert for a speaker who maintains that biology is actually scientific.

For once, the talk went ahead but:

”The speaker faced masked protesters, and the college’s master, Prof Pippa Rogerson, told all students she was boycotting the “insulting and hateful” speaker.”

Prof Pippa thinks biology is not a fact. I dont expect prof Pippa is a professor of anything useful. It seems she is something to do with the Law Faculty, which perhaps puts ideology above science. They wont have much use for expert witnesses on her watch.

”A University of Cambridge spokesman (Spokesman?? Who knows?) said: “The Department circulated a notice notifying students about the talk. The head of the Department later received complaints from some students opposed to the views of the speaker.

So the poor little dears were opposed to views they didnt see. Hurty hurty.

Western society is rotting from within.

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

New York City (Painting)


“New York City.”

The famous painting that has apparently been hanging upside down in the Kuntz Museum, in the Hague, for the past seventy seven years, & no one noticed. It was an example of ‘abstract art.’ Painted by Piet Mondrian, so maybe a difficult one for many to determine. “It should have been put up the correct way in the first place,” an expert said. Due to it’s age & size though, if it was rotated througth 180 degrees, after all these years, chances are it would just fall apart. From a distance, it does somehow remind me of a Betterware catalogue picture of one of my granny’s tea cloths. Kuntz just says it all!

It had apparently been inadvertantly inverted. “New York City I” (Painted in 1942)

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-63423811
(Link kindly provided by Liberal Liquidator)

Nominated by: Lord Scunthorpe

Rochdale Groomers and the Legal System


This pair are finally going to be deported, apparently, but I don’t think I’ll be holding my breath waiting.

Grauniad Link.

As if their crimes weren’t despicable enough, they have now spent 7 years and £500,000+ of taxpayers money fighting deportation, aided and abetted by our legal system.

Khan said he needed to stay in the UK to provide a role model for his son and he couldn’t have groomed anyone because he didn’t speak English. Both excellent reasons why his extended family should join him on the flight back.

I don’t know which disgusts me most, the groomers or the lawyers, so a cunting for them both seems in order.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest