Meghan Markle (17)


Meghan, by the Grace of Media and of Public Relations, and of her dreams and delusions, Queen of Hollywood, Defender of the Woke, and Lady High Luminary of Montecito, is a cunt.

The last time the Dreadfully Despicable Duchess was nominated I posted a link from the New York Post to a story that said she was almost universally disliked by everyone in Hollywood.

The general consensus being, that she, and by extension the Dimwitted Duke, are not to be trusted. The conventional wisdom is, that in their never ending quest for privacy, her and Haz will do anything, including divulging other people’s confidential information if there’s a buck in it.

The article went on to say that she has a “strange relationship” with reality which is a polite way of saying she is both a phony and a liar.

For those who wish to be reminded the story is here:

Said to be devastated by the brilliant South Park parody, and watching her popularity plummet, the depressed Duchess hit upon another plan to ease her pain and fill her pocketbook.

If she can’t be crowned Queen of the United Queendom she could still be crowned…wait for it…Queen of Hollywood!

After all, who needs those pesky English commoners and their institutionally racist realm when you can reign over a real Wokist Aristocracy…the very Hollywood elite who neither like nor trust you.

To that end another mega deal has been signed. This one is said to make Netflix look like chump change and is designed to make her…wait for it again…Queen of Hollywood.

The deal is with a company called WME and their “Uber Agent” Ari Emanuel…a veritable Super Mensch among the Phonywood elite. Megahn’s company, Arsewell will be responsible for producing the content that she thinks is so desperately and indeed craved by the Wokerati.

A Siren of Satan with a Jewish Agent, putting out self-serving nonsense for people who hate her and a public that doesn’t care.

Someone needs to hold a Silver Cross to her head, then drive a stake through her heart and bury her with a garlic necklace.

By the way, Ari Emanuel, is the little brother of former Obama White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel and former Covid 19 Advisory Board Ezekiel Emanuel. The latter is a proponent of rewarding “social usefulness” by the judicious use and the practical witholding of medical care.

It would be poetic justice if Suitcase Girl fell off the yacht and was denied life saving resuscitation because she was deemed to be utterly lacking in “Social usefulness.”

Fucking cunt!

NY Post

Nominated by General Cuntster.

Some more recent news of the Princess of Bullshit from Miserable Northern cunt Below.

 


Racing through the streets of the Big Apple,
Cars mounting the pavement,
Pedestrians scattering.
Red lights ignored.
For a photo?
Mmmm…..

I’ve never liked bullshitters.
I’ve met loads and can soon sniff them out.

See , they like drama.
The fuckin Milk Tray Man effect.

” I was a astronaut till I worked for the FBI…”

” I once sparred with Bruce Lee, knocked him out.”

” Sssh, I’m in the S.A.S.”

They get nasty if you call them out.

“Calling me a liar?!! ”
Well, yeah.

Dangerous cunts,
Get you in trouble.
Best steer clear of them.

Sky news

Dead Pool [284]

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the demise of the legendary wrestling champion Superstar Billy Graham who has died aged 79.

On to Deadpool 284

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Gits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

Europikeys


Thieving cunts the Europikeys, it seems they are that desperate to pick our pockets and no doubt the benefits system, that even deportation doesn’t get rid of these shit stains.

like shit to a blanket they are virtually un-shift able and no amount of washing powder is going to rid us of these Thieving vermin cunts.
So fellow cunters keep your wallet in a tight grip on your wallet and whatever happens don’t allow yourself to be hugged by a strange woman or you will lose your watch. or something else.

Like coffee coloured vultures they are out their casing the joint as we speak, waiting to relieve so poor fucker of his hard earned….cunts

Daily Fail

Nominated by Fuglyucker.

Paul O’Grady


OK, Paul O’Grady aka Lily Savage aka the whining lefty tory hating cunt needs a cunting. Yes he loved dogs but fuck me could he whine, anyone else remember when them evil tories won and he sulked and flounced off loudly announcing he was off to Italy.

Alas it was not to be, they’ve enough drag artists of their own many at a certain former leaders parties er allegedly. Anyway he worked out he wouldn’t have the medias ear in Italy and so spend the next decade whining about Brexit, the evil tories etcetera.

Still it’s quieter now the cunts pushing up daisies.

(Needs a link, but we’ll let it pass on the basis of the over the top fawning when it croaked – NA)

Nominated by : Paul Goddard

Owning Some Golliwogs & Running a Pub


Not sure how to make this nom any longer than “Holy SHIT!!! Those bastard golliwogs again?”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-65471314

But I guess we need to get used to the routine suppression of anything that looks like an independent mind. Or any public space not pandering to a minority to the exclusion of the majority.

I simply hope cunters will now join me in a total boycott of Heineken, and any beer and anywhere recommended by CAMRA (Unbalanced and hard to swallow, pintsized cunts – ABV 0.001)

(A too short nom and not really explained, but allowed on this occasion simply because this is such an egregious over-reach of authority and pandering to one of the new protected classes – NA)

Nominated by : Komodo