I’ve just seen this article regarding fat cunts and the resulting problems with seats on aircraft.
This refusal to describe something candidly as what it is, has annoyed me for ages, but this one takes the biscuit – “large bodied passengers” and “guests of size” indeed, what a load of creepy crawly old wank.
No wonder there are so many fat cunts about now, presumably hardly any of them would acknowledge that it’s a problem.
Nominated by Mary Hinge.
This was set up to provide temporary relief for people that had fallen on hard times.
It has now developed into an alternative lifestyle for the lazy and feckless.
There are people that have never done a day’s work in their entire lives but still enjoy a lifestyle on par with their working neighbours.
This has been going on for many years.
There are people approaching retirement age who are just going to swap a lifetime of benefits for a pension.
There is no excuse for an abled bodied person not to work.
There is a reasonable percentage of people who now work from home, so there is no excuse for anyone to stay at home and not work.
It is said that in a civilised county nobody should be living on the streets being hungry, but in my opinion that is precisely what is needed.
Don’t work…. Don’t eat.
Lazy fucking cunts churning out kids who will be even lazier than the parents.
Claiming every benefit available, safe in the knowledge that someone else is picking up their bills.
Council house tenants who have lived in the same houses on hugely subsidised rents for decades.
Fuck off.
Buy or rent on the open market like everyone else has to do.
Your accommodation should have been temporary, not a fucking gift from the tax payers.
Let the lazy, bone idle starve.
Along with any immigrants.
Give them fuck all.
Nominated by The Artful Cunter.
As deaths icy claw gently strokes your chin and the reaper whispers
” Not long now kid…..”
You start to ponder your life.
Great moments, sad moments, heartbreaking pain, moments of joy,
Deeply shameful things you’ve done,
Things your proud of doing, you get the picture.
And it’s with this in mind I started to think about a ‘Bucket List’.
For those who don’t know what that is,
It’s things you always wanted to experience
And ticking them off before your worm meat.
Some people bungee jump.
Some get a tattoo
Some swim with dolphins (?)
Well you can fuck that.
Im going panning for gold.
Always fancied it!
Like a grizzled old prospector.
Sieving for nuggets at the side of a river.
I’ve looked into it.
Can find gold in the UK.
So in summer I’m having a week off to go panning for gold.
I’ve got gold fever.
And when the reaper says
“Knobhead. You drowned in the river didn’t you?”
I hope I can reply by grinning showing off my solid gold artisan made teeth?
Nominated by : Miserable northern cunt
I’m a fat cunt, so I’m entitled to a free seat ( or three).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOgavm_UL5c
(Warning: video features Piers Morgan – NA)
I couldn’t actually believe this.
This land whale actually thinks that airlines should give her an extra seat, or two, so she can sit comfortably, for free!
In a way, having had several heffers sat next to me on planes, their blubbery legs, etc pressed against me, I agree they should have two seats.
But free? Get to fuck!
NY Post Link.
(Link provided by our Fat Traveller Cunt correspondent, Night Admin – NA)
Nominated by : Jeezum Priest
I would like to cunt the currant account switch service for this fucking advert, it features some/several fuck knuckles with a please give me a karate chop to the throat haircut.
This ad boils my piss, every time it comes on and it’s often that vien in my forehead starts to twitch uncontrollably.
The fact that these companies think that annoying people beyond belief with these wank ads is ever going to work and get them business is beyond me, think back to those Nationwide building society ads, which mean those cunts will never get a penny from me, same as the above cunts, you don’t forget the ad, you remember what cunts they are by televising it =no fucking business from me a millions of other annoyed people who will never forgive or forget….. Cunts
Nominated by : Fuglyucker