Michael Cooper

Former DCI , current jailbird and gold-plated arrogant cunt.

bbcnews

Cooper crashed his unmarked police car in September 2021, killing a 50 year old man and severely injuring a woman.
He was using the vehicle without authorisation.

When interviewed, he suggested he may have passed out but refused access to his medical records.

It was revealed in court that in 2009 he had been advised to stop driving by a consultant neurologist after episodes of randomly collapsing, and to inform the DVLA and his employer. The arrogant cunt carried on as normal.

In 2024 an internal inquiry found him guilty of gross misconduct and that he would have been sacked had he not already resigned. Really? You don’t say! So presumably he gets to keep his pension.

After pleading guilty to causing death and serious injury last month, he was sentenced to three years and seven months.

Just in case those at the back didn’t hear
Three years and seven fucking months!

The injured woman is hopefully suing his arse off, and he can kiss goodbye to that pension, fingers crossed.

I’ve Googled can your GP inform the DVLA, and the answer is yes under very strict rules, so what medic has the time to spend and is going to be arsed to bother?

Maybe if they were legally compelled to notify the DVLA, tragedies like this might be fewer.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

15 thoughts on “Michael Cooper

  1. Friend of mine’s father was going gaga. He would drive to the supermarket, come home on the bus and in the morning look out of the window and wonder where the car was. His GP informed the DVLA. On the day of the old guy’s funeral the letter arrived from the DVLA.

    OT, Jackdaw to be turned on within weeks. Return to sanity continues.

  2. “The law is an ass” it’s a cunt and a twat to..
    No real surprise with the sentence these days..
    Murder is manslaughter.
    Rape is sexual assault.
    And so on and on..

    Bring on a doomsday event i say,we have had our chance..
    Cockroaches and rats will still be in charge..

  3. Wonder if this pıkey-looking pig’s “unexplained medical history of blackouts” are just code for being a massive pisshead?

  4. If as a driver you kill someone,
    and you know its your fault,
    you’d be overcome with remorse,guilt,and self loathing.

    That’d be it for me.
    pedestrian.

    The fact this hasn’t been the response from Mr Cooper speaks volumes.

    As a judge id also take into consideration hes a police officer and should be setting a example and id give him the strictest sentence i could.

  5. ps

    what’s with the red dot on his forehead?

    is he pretending to be Hindu hoping that sways the judge?

    goodness gracious mensaab.

  6. If I was Mrs Bane, I’d kill Cooper. At least knowing she could feel satisfied that the person who ruined her life is no more and can enjoy living a life sentence in luxury as they do these days.

  7. Cooper also thinks seashells are optional for police officers.

    He told people at the scene he was a painter and decorator?
    touting for extra work no doubt?

    and he didn’t know who the prime minister was. admittedly its hard to keep up.

  8. As fa’s as I’m concerned the evidence is conclusive,no doubt a Turkey Teeth “wide boy” devil’s dandruff bullshitting copper bottomed cunt.

    Oven.

    Good morning.

  9. Even if they aren’t suffering from a neurological disorder, some fatso’s can still be dangerous.
    The link below tells the sorry tale of the death of a 91 year old woman at the hands of a speeding cop and the witch hunt that followed.
    What it doesn’t tell you about is the social media trial perpetrated by some of his fellow officers, as witnessed by myself and others before the case, inexplicably, went to court.
    Some even suggested that elderly people should be banned from driving. Which would be relevant if the old girl was the driver at the time. But she wasn’t.
    How this ever got to court, I’ll never know.

    https://www.google.com/goto?url=CAEScAHrOzAV1OVM63mSUnISnjXgy3W_uqxmc3TkBTQbhDJ3Q2BUcEjcXHX73kXkWpAG1-qOwxYThj-qc-EN6ozcVrvFoaFwuW-d2EA4BEQQhYkNEi2S017liUo7-8541PgkHn92AE2aYuUt-NeFXnkWSUQ

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