Not exactly a new theme this one, but I refer cunters to the issue of wimminz and football once again.

Consider Alyson Rudd, former player with Leyton Orient Ladies, qualified coach, referee and football journalist. So Alyson must be about as knowledgeable as it’s possible to be about the beautiful game..

Writing a preview of the forthcoming Sheffield United v Newcastle United Premiership match on 24th September, Alyson gave us this insightful gem:

‘Heckingbottom’s side ought to be able to trouble and annoy Newcastle United in today’s match at Bramall Lane.’

Furthermore:

‘…he is blessed to have hard-working players capable of decent levels of defensive organisation to prevent leaking too many goals.’

The game ended Sheffield United 0 Newcastle United 8.

Hey Alyson, stick to your knitting pet.

The Times

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt 

Isn’t it nice, heartwarming even, when a cunt gets caught.

This particular cunt was one of the organisers of the Bristol ‘riot’ leading to the toppling of the Colston statue.

Xahra Saleem, real name Yvonne Maina has been done for fraud, basically thieving crowdfunded cash. After initially pleading not guilty she has (I assume her lawyer told her to change her mind to get an easier ride) she has pleaded guilty.

I just hope the judge gives her the maximum sentence available but I fear it will be a suspended, well she is blick so gets a free ride (bound to be extenuating circumstances)

BLM cunt

Daily Fail Link.

Nominated by : Sick of it

World war 3 and the idea of a literal 3rd global conflict is a bit of a cunt isn’t it.

I’m not playing down the seriousness of such an apocalyptic event but I’m sick and tired of reading about “World War 3”

Vietnam – this could lead to World War 3.
Saddam Hussein and the Gulf War – this could lead to World War 3.
9/11 – this could lead to World War 3.
ISIS in Syria – this could lead to World War 3.
The election of Donald Trump – World War 3.
Putin invades Ukraine – World War 3.
Hamas cunts murder a thousand Israeli’s – World War 3.

You get the idea.

If World War 3 started tomorrow – would we know for sure if it was actually World War 3?

Is there an official start date?

Have we not been engaged in a defacto World War 3 since 1946 but nobody has bothered telling us?

Will the post second World War period to the present day be recognised as “World War 3” one day in the future?

I’m aware that World War 1 was originally the “Great War” (I think?)
But did the people caught up in or who lived through the second World War know that it was “World War 2” ?

Or did that title come later on as a retrospective view?

As I say – I’m certainly not downplaying anything here but it seems every conflict these days is a prelude to “World War 3”

Apologies for the slightly abstract nature of this cunting of a potentially catastrophic event, but dare I say it, I sometimes find it all slightly hyperbolic.
Maybe that’s the smoke and mirrors world I’ve become used to living in.

Peace ✌️

Wiki

Nominated by: Herman Jelmet

 
A cimex lectularian cunting for the absurd over reaction to some biting insects.

Paris is infested with the little fuckers apparently, the Frogs aren’t too chuffed and so they’re packing them off to Blighty. As a former Human Rights Lawyer, the Mayor of Lonstabistan is himself no stranger to blood-sucking parasites. Clasping a ‘Bedbugs Welcome’ banner, the Mayor said that these migrants would add to the wonderful multicultural diversity of our great city. The charity Care4Bedbugs is looking after them in Calais before organising transport to the UK courtesy of Border Farce and the RNLI.

However the Prime Miniature is not happy. His Government has turfed the few human migrants out of Bibby Stockholm (again) to make way for bedbug migrants. Arguments continue over whether deporting bedbugs to Rwanda will compromise their Insect Rights.

If you ask me, bedbugs are a load of puffs. Genital crabs on the other hand, now that’s what I call a proper parasite.

Bbc news

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.