Please could I nominate the “baby boomer” generation.

Not every single one of them but to be honest, most of them. These are people born between 1945 & 1960 and for a variety of reasons over the years many seem to have become complete cunts.

They have lived their lives during the fastest and most sustained rise of living standards in history, benefitted from both free higher education and healthcare, bought their first houses for £15000 (5 times average earnings in 1975) & now worth 20 times that ( & 12 times average earnings for someone starting out now). They’ve benefitted from generous final salary pension schemes and investments that actually paid more that inflation, and for many years a lot more. Thats all fair enough until these selfish arrogant fuckers tell you it was all their own “hard work” and they deserve it all. Nothing to do with the sacrifices of the wartime generation, nothing to do with the ideas or entrepeneurship, hard graft and diminishing opportunities of generation X or just being in the right place at the right time.

Do they fancy spreading their good fortune around a bit? Oh no, its all about them them them. Now of course that they are approaching old age suddenly there are cries of “There’s no decent social care!! Pay for our social care!! We are babyboomers we must be given everything we demand !!” They didn’t give a toss when they stuck their granny or Mum or Dad in a fetid old folks home did they? Oh no, but of course they are the “special” ones aren’t they? They really do think so, just ask one of them.

On top of all that so many of them are fat. Don’t even get me started on fat people, thats another group of selfish cnuts if ever there was one. Fat people are kind and jolly? Whenever someone says that I laugh so hard I have to check my pants afterwards. Rant over.

Nominated by factotem.

I have heard on the grapevine ISAC Cunt of the Year nominee Tony B.Liar was disappointed to have been pipped to the post by Timmy Far-rong. His Mon Cherie was hoping he would have received at least one award for 2016. In the absence of being included in the New Year’s Honours List and not receiving a Nobel Peace Prize – despite the fact his chum Obummer got one years ago – he is feeling down in the dumps.

So he wanted us at ISAC to be the first to hear of his latest charity venture. We have been given a sneak preview of a speech from the B.Liars on their latest charity venture, as follows:

“As I am sure you are aware, I am devoting more time to charitable causes in 2017 (got to get a gong somehow) having wound down my consultancy work. This has nothing to do with the outcome of the Chilcot report as some unkind commentators have suggested.

My wife holds human rights dearly and in her legal practice has been an advocate of refugee rights. In 1997, I too opened up the doors of Britain to the world’s ‘needy’ and they have proved to be model citizens, ok, apart from a few who have joined ISIS, some who grope young women and those others who shoplift and rob old ladies. The rest contribute greatly to our society, keeping civil servants, housing office and local government staff in employment, processing various claims and applications.

I am aware some of you are unhappy that the country feels a bit overcrowded: the hospital waiting lists a bit longer, you have a little delay to get an appointment to see the GP and sometimes your kiddies only get their fourth choice school. However, just remember, even Mary and Joseph found there was no room at the inn but still managed to give birth to the baby Jesus in a stable, so if we all move down the bus, I am sure we can all fit in.

With the ongoing refugee crisis we felt we should help the poor child refugees. Mon Cherie will be providing pro-bono legal advice to the children, costing them nothing at all. Of course, there will be some expenses and other overheads she will incur, which will be kindly met by HM Government through the Legal Aid system.

In addition, we will also be raising funds through donations from generous people such as yourselves in order to pay for certain essentials.

Most of the refugees are young boys – but are very mature looking for their ages – so we urgently need to buy Philishaves and pay for dental treatment for the removal of wisdom teeth, before they are assessed by the Home Office.

So please donate to this worthy cause, named simply Children Are Safe Here (C.A.S.H).

Unfortunately, we are unable to accept credit card donations at this time but you can make cheques out to C.A.S.H. Rest assured, we will certainly put your money to good use. We hope to roll in, sorry, roll out CASH across Europe assisting young refugees make a better life in Europe (for them, not you).

Thank you all for your kind support.”

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

I wonder if any cunters are from ROCHDALE .

ROCHDALE council are going to be fining people for using certain swear words, and cunt is on the list.

My thoughts are that ROCHDALE has bigger fish to fry than fining swearers.

Lets hope the beasts of ROCHDALE utter a few profanities the next time that they rounding up British girls. That way the authorities will surely be unable to turn the other cheek.

Nominated by birdman.

Rochdale is now Urdu central. But I bet if any of them lot swear in their own language, there will be no fines or anything at all… Madame May needs to bring so many councils into line and to account…. They are like their own little banana republics: dictating and making up the most absurd of rules and dos and don’ts… Stuff that even Hitler wouldn’t have thought of… In Bury (near Manchester) the bin gets emptied every three weeks (even in summer) and the council tax has just gone up by 11 quid… There was the girl who got taken to court by a local council because she fed a McDonald’s chip to a pigeon (which the pigeon ate)… Then there was the old lady who was bollocked by her council for putting up a ‘Merry Christmas’ flag at fucking Christmas… Even George Orwell would be staggered by the ludicrous petty fascism that exists and festers in regional councils in Britain… If we do get out of the snakepit that is the EU, there is still one hell of a corrupt and stinking mess to clean up here…

Nominated by Norman.