Promise vs Suggestion

I’d like to cunt the thick cunts who do not know the difference between a suggestion and a promise.

Here is the definition of a suggestion;
An idea or plan put forward for consideration.

Here is the definition of a promise;
A declaration or assurance that one will do something or that a particular thing will happen.

The two are quite different things. A few examples of a suggestion would be;

Lets go to the pub.
Lets have chips for tea.
Lets go to the seaside at the weekend.

Now these are promises;

We will go to the pub.
We will have chips for tea.
We will go to the seaside at the weekend.

You see, completely different aren’t they? Only a fucking moron would confuse the two.

Just like the fucking remoaner morons who think “Lets fund the NHS instead” is a fucking promise! It is a suggestion, you dos fucking CCCCCUUUUNNNNTTTTSSSS!

Nominated by Skidmark Eggfart.

Griefjacking

A load of wankers were holding hands on Westminster Bridge in remembrance of the Camel driver attack. Who are these arseholes who have to make a public exhibition of their grief for people they don’t know and never met? They are a national embarrasment and a bunch of attention seeking cunts. Get a fucking life for fucks sake.

Nominated by Fredie the Frog.

Grief jacking no other word for it M8, its incredibly thick headed too, to gloat and say “hey no one is mowing us down today and killing us! stronger together wank” Its a fake sign of solidarity if u ask me.

Nominated by Tit Slapper.

No way on this earth will I be watching any of that talentless stomach churning griefjacking emotional blackmail shite. I’d rather paint my cock with maple syrup and poke it in a hornets nest than sit and watch that vomit inducing non-talent sleb circlejerk. The only people taken-in by this are the gullible sheeple who feel pressured into parting with their cash for yet another lost cause in Africa. What has it achieved over the years? Merry fuck-all. Nothing has ever changed for the better out there. Nothing ever will. What goes on out there is not my concern.

Nominated by TwatVarnish.

Dara O’Briain (2)

I would like to nominate the cunt called Dara O’Braine. This unfunny fucking comedian pops up everywhere grinning like a monkey with a sackful of bananas.

For the following reasons I nominate him:

(1) no cunt knows how to spell his name and I’m sure he keeps changing it just to wind me up.

(2) he is a permanent fixture on the BBC…nuff said.

(3) he is a smarmy smug fat cunt and his stupid fat face pisses me off.

(4) the cunt is a comedian who is not fucking funny.

(5) I can’t stand his fucking stupid fucking accent… Nothing much wrong with an Irish accent but when it comes out of his fat gob it just makes me want to bomb the bastards!

(6) he is a cunt.

Nominated by Freddie The Frog.

Alastair Campbell [5]

Alastair Campbell is on this week pontificating about how he will reverse Brexit whilst smirking and patronizing all leave voters.I will give him an emergency no holds barred cunting tomorrow when I am less tired.I am shouting cunt at the TV and am tempted to chuck it out of the window.I think he might get my nomination for COTY 2017 such a horrible duplicitous arrogant terrorist loving europhile shitbag.Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nominated by Shaun

One of the many things I despise about Campbell is when he goes fishing for sympathy about his ‘depression’. Fuck off Al, perhaps it’s just a moment of clarity, and you realise how much of a massive cunt you are, and how your best friend is an even bigger cunt. Crawl back under your rock you despicable twat, you’re part of the reason this country is as fucked as it is.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Campbell has been on the anti-brexit ‘The Wright Stuff’ all week, bleating on about how the worlds ending due to brexit, with Pantomime Dame Matthew Wright, nodding in agreement with Campbell. Matthew Wright is a double of my auntie Betty, all he needs is a fur hat and clip on ear rings.

Nominated by Harry Balls

Gary Lineker [5]

Another bandwagon insincere Mega Cunt who keeps his ugly mush shut when it suits.
Headline:-
Why is Gary Lineker silent over 400 Walkers staff facing the sack? Employees say vocal presenter is turning a ‘blind eye’ to the crisp plant’s closure to protect his £1.5m deal.

TERRRRRRRWAAAAAAAATTTTT

Nominated by Kendo Nag