Category Archives: cunt

Stubborn Old People

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Stubborn old people are cunts.

Many of us have a old person with health and mobility problems within our families and usually it’s not a big problem unless they are total cunts.They are the persons who need a lot a help, but being the cunts they are, refuse help and make the problems a lot worse for everyone.

They know they can’t drive a car anymore, that it would be a danger to everyone but they still do it in a pathetic attempt to prove that they are still able cunts, which usually ends with a car crash and someone badly hurt.

They know they can’t walk without a cane or a mighty fall may happen but still choose to do it, then they take a bad fall breaking something leaving everyone worried and feeling helpless.

They are cunts because they let their pride win over reality and don’t listen to anyone, making a lot a problems worse for them and their families.I know that being old must be hard, but not accepting it and being a cunt is worse.

Nominated by Elder Cunt.

Menzies (Ming) Campbell

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Pre Question Time:

By the way, can I just give a massive pre-cunting to that Goliath of a cunt, Ming, Mong, Mung or whatever the fuck his name is Campbellend. He’s on Question Time tomorrow night so brace yourselves for a flood of meaningless shite to be flooding from the daft old cunt’s pie hole with his jam jar bottoms glasses. What a cunt.

Nominated by kendo nag.

Post Question Time:

Ming Campbell is a cunt. He was on QT and had a moan about Norman Tebbitt referring to “foreigners” in the Lords debate on the Brexit bill.
The description of a foreigner is “someone who comes from a country other than ones own”. So now it’s wrong to be factually correct is it you soppy liberal cunt ?
Absolutely typical of his wishy washy type, where absolutely anything and everything, can be construed as being offensive.

Nominated by Johnson.

Spot the difference Pre- and Post-Question Time?

The voters say not, it would seem.

International Wimmin’s Day (2)

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I would like to cunt International Women’s Day which was earlier this week. Here we fucking go again. It looks especially lame in this part of the world where they face the tyranny of wearing certain shoes at work or the deep injustice of someone suggesting they are a bit overweight.

What I can’t understand is how gender is relevant to most situations you find yourself in. Theres a special day for everything now (with the glaring omission of Men’s Day of course) it seems. At least no cunt has asked me for a pound yet!

Nominated by Mary Hinge.

International Women’s Day is a cunt…Well, the way it is done in Britain is anyway… At work today the radio had a ‘women only’ schedule… Which was basically a load of silly cow presenters babbling endless crap and playing total shite like Celine Dion, Madogga, Lily Mong, Adele Arbuckle, Sheryl Crow and Kylie on a loop… And praise was dished out to celebricunts like Madogga, Beyonce, Concorde Conk Streep, Dog Spice Beckham, and (naturally) Saint Jo Cox, Patron Saint Of Snowflakes…

No mention of the brave women in Syria who are fighting IS (while the greasy cowardly men fuck off to Germany to go -a-rapin’ and theivin’)… Shows what a joke this ‘womens day’ really is… It’s just a chance to arselick celebricunts and dumb down and throw shit at men… Fucking shite…

Nominated by Norman.

Caitlin Moran [2]

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Caitln Moran is a cunt for saying young girls shouldnt read books by men as they cant handle it.Feminist my arse had a man said that he would be labelled a chauvinist pig.Stupid anti-intellectual feminist harpie mong of a cuntbag.

Nominated by Shaun

I’ve cunted Moran a couple of times… This total cunt recently boasted about when she was younger she did some “rumpeteering”, describing herself as a sort of sexual David Attenborough, adventuring and researching…. First off, anyone who uses/creates a word like rumpeteering is a premium cunt… Secondly, this self important frump wants girls not to read books by ‘horrible men’ yet encourages them to act like slags with her bragging about promiscuity… Thirdly, who the fuck would shag that thing at any fucking time?!… I bet 99% of her ‘conquests’ were pissed… Also, who is this gluebag to say what people -anyone – can or can’t read?… This cunt – for all her liberal bullshit – would be more at home in North Korea…

Gobshite Moran also claims she loves The Bealtes… But you can’t dearie… They were four white men from Liverpool… And Lennon (pre-Yoko especially) and Macca weren’t the most pro-feminist blokes in the world… If the cap with hypocrisy written on it fits, let the feminazi gobshite wear it…

Nominated by Norman

Self Service Checkouts (2)

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I would like to give a cunting to self service checkouts.

I hate using these things and avoid them like the plague wherever possible. However, when I’m in a rush and out of 20 human checkouts, only two are open with half of humanity queueing for them, I cave in.

Oh what joy, as you shuffle your stuff from the basket, scan it and attempt to put it in those paper thin plastic bags. Bing, off goes that woman’s voice telling you there is an unexpected item in the miniscule bagging area. You mean my shopping you silly cunt? Now, I must wait for a real person to unblock the machine before carrying on. Next, the scanner doesn’t read the bar code despite numerous attempts. Argghhhh…and on it goes. Then, ‘Did you bring your own bags?’ No….’How many did you use?’ Eventually when it is time to pay – the only bit they really care about – the machine decides it doesn’t want feeding with my crumpled 20 pound note. Finally, I give up with using the readies and instead insert my flexible friend. Ahhh…finished.

Not only are supermarkets infested with these machines, even McDonald’s has got in on the act. Tap away at a screen to place your order and pay by plastic. Gone are the days of being greeted by “Would you like extra cholesterol with your fries?” or “How about diabetes with your bucket of Coke, sir?” from a human staff member.

Now the machines are taking over Terminator style. Do these businesses give us a discount for doing their work, reducing their wage bill and increasing their profits? Not a chance. They just lengthen the dole queue, laying off humans, for the taxpayer to pick up the tab.

Since, we the customers, have nothing better to do with our time, perhaps they would like us to unload a delivery truck or two on the way in, stack a few shelves as we wander around and tie a broom to our arses and sweep up as we leave.

Every little helps. Have a nice day. You cunts.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.